Archive for May, 2009
MSU Garba!! of Baroda………
Look at this, what they do for Navratri
This is BARODA ,
MSU Garba!!
Blunders in bed…….
You're always complaining that he's done in five!
Quick foreplay, some kisses and straight into action! Girl, ever wondered what's wrong with YOUR bedroom manners?
Let your zodiac tell what blunders you make in bed!
Aries
You’re enthu, adventurous, love the thrill of the chase and your engine’s always redlining. Have you thought that you might be terrifying the life out of your partner?
Does the way he staggers to the fridge to gulp two bottles of nimbu-paani after sex tell you something? Have you ever broken the bed, woken the neighbours, and caused your partner a heart attack?
Taurus
Unlike Aries, hitting 200 kmph from the start, Taurus will take a long, slow acceleration - think Hummer versus Ferrari. But once going, you’re unstoppable.
The problem? Make sure your partner knows this, and doesn’t lose interest halfway. Whether he’s in bed, or getting there.
Gemini
You’re adventurous, crave variety, will try anything, love risks. You also get bored at lightspeed with routine. Yes, you love to talk, verbalize, communicate, express yourself please remember there’re times when your partner’s NOT LISTENING.
He has more interesting things to do - Talk later.
Cancer
You’re sensitive, deeply emotional, shy also insecure and moody. You expect the earth to move, every sexual experience to be soul-searing and sublime.
If not, a tsunami of an emotional outburst breaks loose, ending with you locking yourself in the bedroom while he sits outside, head in hands and two disprins.
Leo
You’re dignified, regal, and supremely self-centered. Anything that happens in bed must be for you, accompanied by truckloads of ego-massage. Otherwise - claws come out, and partner becomes dinner.
Go easy - he likes and respects you - try and think of him as a person too, not a spotlight for you. Sex is about TWO people.
Virgo
You’re delicate, intellectual, conservative, cynical. You also have a record of your partner’s every mistake, even if it happened in past lives.
You get too caught up in neat ‘n clean - sex DOESN'T require a shower before and after, with changed sheets, house-cleaning, and teeth-brushing EVERY time. If you scold him like a schoolteacher, that’s how he’ll see you.
Libra
You’re sensual, have good taste, love the finer things in life - including perfect ambience, mood music, the whole artistic dance of seduction.
Remember, it’s okay to occasionally go wild, impromptu and spontaneously. Watch out for being too giving - sex has to be fun for you, too!
Scorpio
You’re deep, intense, primal. You come across as mysterious and hypnotic. In short - you terrify partners long before they hit the sack with you.
And when they do, they may not emerge alive. Remember there’s a fine line between inspiring awe and inspiring terror. Stay within that, you’ll rock your world and his.
Sagittarius
You’re lively, uninhibited, impulsive, honest. ‘Guilt’ doesn’t exist in your dictionary. Full of life, fun always coming first - if your partner can match pace.
Don’t forget, as you race along, that somebody’s trying to keep up - let him catch his breath, relax a bit, before you two are off on the next wild adventure.
Capricorn
Your sexuality is alive and kicking, but always under the surface. You tend to let your partner take all the initiative and make all the moves - He’ll think you’re not that interested.
Then he’ll lose interest, you’ll get frustrated, and everybody loses. Be more expressive!
Aquarius
Unorthodox, unconventional, unusual, unafraid - you in a nutshell, making people think you’re nuts. Remember to communicate with Planet Earth sometimes, or you’ll have a partner with no idea what you want, unable to figure it out.
Be less impatient. Guide him. Make him a lab partner in your bedroom experiments.
Pisces
You’re complex, tending to see everything in the fantasy world you wish you lived in. You’re super-emotional and overreact to things taken in the wrong way, even if unintentional.
Stop being masochist. Reality can be fun too! And yes, you do have a deep desire to be dominated. Let him know.
Funky Bollywood shayari……..
Om shanti Om ka dialogue Students ke andaaz mein …
Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,,
ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,,
Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,,
to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,,,,,,
Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,,,,,
end tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYYYYS ENDINGGGGS.. ….
aur agar aisa nahi hota,,,,,
toh exam abhi khatam nahi hua,
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SUPPLEMENTARY abhi baaki hai mere dost…….. …….. ha ha ha.
“33 marks ki kimat,
tum kya jaano lecturer babu…..
har student ka khwaab hota hai….33 marks.
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The top ten fat-burning foods
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