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The corny but scary office scenario goes something like this: The boss runs after the female subordinate. The pat on the bottom and the leering at the cleavage follows.

Dates of birth 

If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month Ur NO   1   …

If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then U r NO   2  .

If U were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then U r NO   3  .

If U were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then U r NO  4 …
If U were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then U r NO   5   ….

If U were born on the 6th, 15th, 24th of any month then U r NO   6   .

If U were born on the 7th, 16th, 25th of any month then U r NO   7  …

If U were born on the 8th, 17th, 26th of any month then U r NO   8 …

If U were born on the 9th, 18th, 27th of any month then U r NO   9 ….  

 

No 1

You are smart, straight talking, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest, jealous on competing basis, kind hearted, angry, friendly, authoritive,
famous person…always want to be and regarded as first on people position, they are often like to be independent, will never be under others, self  confident people! You are most likely to fall in love in the younger age, but will get marry when you mature! You are likely to have problems with people who have opposite views and you are most likely to take revenge over your enemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will have a good professionin the future. If you are guy you will be very popular that everybody will have mental attraction and respect at you. You can go anywhere from the local shop to the heart of the parliament because you are positive and  well talented in numerous issues!! But in your life you will always have some people who will work hard to bring you & your name down. This  is undercover!! Coz of your smart behaviour you will be hated by some people  too Your family life is very cool, you will have a very nice partner & wonderful children… You are pioneer, independent & original…

Your best match is 4,6,8 good match is 3,5,7 !!!

No 2

No matter what, you will be loved by every one coz your ruler is the Moon and every one loves the Moon. Well.. you are a person who day dream a lot, you have very low-self confidence, you need back up for every move in your life, you are very much unpredictable. Means you do change according to time and circumstances, kind a selfish, have a very strong sense of musical, artistic talent, verbal communication. Your attitudes are like the Moon, comes to gloom and fade away so everybody can expect changes in you. You can be a next Mahatma Gandhi who does peace love or you can be a Hitler who wants to destroy the man kind and peace (I mean in the community and your own home) If you really have a deep thought about your own believe in God you can feel the difference which will make you stronger! Most of the time your words are a kind of would be happening true! So without any knowledge you can predict the situation.. You will become poets, writers, any artistic business people! You are not strong in love, so you will be there and here till you get marry.. If U r a girl you will be a responsible womanin the whole family. If U r a man you will involve in fights & arguments in the family or   vice-versa. Means you will sacrifice your life for the goodness sake of your family…You are gentle, intuitive with abroad vision, a power behind the scenes, well balanced People!!!

Your best match is 2 ,5 ,9 no other people can put up with you !!!

No 3  

You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most of the times, religious, loves to climb up in your life.. You always tend to have lots of problems
within your family in the early stages but you will put up with everything..You have the strong word power, pretty happy face.. so wherever you go always you have got what you wanted!!! And from the birth always wanted to work hard in order to achieve something.. You will not get anything without hard work! When you reach a man/ woman age you want other younger once to listen to you because you want younger people to respect people older than them. You do set so many examples to others. Generally you are not a cool person. It’s not easy thing dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you like someone’s attitude! then here you go, what can I say? It will be a lasting friendship. You always have respect from others. Your life seems to have lots of worries and problems but sure they won’t be long.. You will always have brilliant kids!!! You love the money a bit too much so temptation will push you to endless trying and trying.. If you are a guy then it’s over. Looking after your family and help friends, so you will spend a life time just being generous and kind (except 21st born men). And number 3s you will be such an example of how to be in the culture & life!!! If you are girl then you have good character and culture & hardworking attitude. You always follow. You are a freedom lover, creative, ambition focused, a person who brings beauty , hope &joy to this world!!!

Your best match 6 ,9. Good match 1 ,3 ,5 !!!

No 4

  

You are very stubborn too, very hard working but unlucky in important
matters in life, very cool, helpful, you have rough word power..Might put lots of people away from you, you may cause nuisance to others if you are a man, and you often understands others and their problems well. If
you are a girl you are very good with studies and arts. If you are a guy you spend most of the time after girl friends (almost) at times, you will
have sort of too much fun life with mates & girls. Your friends will spend your time & money and get away with their life and you will become  empty handed and don’t know what to do.. So be careful!! You love to spend anyway!!! Your good will is you are always there to help family and friends. Tell you what you people are little gems! specially the girls.. You always fall in love in younger age as well. You often live with disappointments, for an example you have got a degree in some thing..but you will be unemployed…or will do very ordinary jobs. But you will take care of your family very well…All you need to be careful of people who will take advantage of your kind heart. And beware of your relations too.. You are radical, patient, persistent, a bit old-fashioned, you live with foundation & order…


Your best Match 1, 8. Good match 5 ,6 , 7 !!!

No 5

  

You are very popular within the community, you can get things done by
justchatting..to even enemies! You have a pretty good business mind, you are often have no-idea what is today is like, or tomorrow is like, you
are aperson who does anything when your head thinks ‘lets do this’.
You will be famous if you open up a business, get involve in share dealings, music etc.. Very popular with sense of humour ,you are the one your friends and families will always ask for help, and you are the one actually get money on credit and help your friends.. You will have more than 1 relationship, but when u get settle down you will be a bit selfish anyway. Coz your other half will have a pretty good amount of control in you, be careful! You tendto go for other relationships! Contacts even you are married at times  ‘coz your popularity.. You are someone who get along with anyone coz the number 5 is the middle number.. Changes & freedom lovers you are! You are an explorer with magic on your face. You learn your life through experience and it’s your best teacher!!!

Your best match 1 ,2 ,9. Good match 6 ,8 !!!

No 6

  

Ooopppss..you are born to enjoy.. You don’t care about others. I mean
you are always want to enjoy your life time, you are a person.. You will
be very good in either education or work wise or business management! You are talented, kind (but with only people who you think are nice), very beautiful girls and guys, popular and more than lucky with anything in your lives. All the goodness does come with you. Your mind and body is just made perfect for love. You are loveable by any other numbers. But if you are a number 6 man, you will experience kind a looks from most girls and will involve in more than few relationships until you get married. If you are girl, most of you will get marry/engaged early. You are a caring person towards your family & friends .. If you miss the half-way mark then you are about to suffer physically and mentally. Generally you will lead a very good inner-home happiness with nothing short of. You are a person of compassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good judgement, and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peace for every life coz you have the great power of caring talent to make this world of love one step further…

Your best match 1, 6, 9. Good match 4, 5!!!

No 7

  

You have got the attraction to anyone out there, you are realistic, very
confident, happy, such a talented individual with your education, music, arts, singing, and most importantly acting too. You have real problems with bad temper! If you are a girl, you are popular with the subjects listed above. You give up things for your parents. I mean you value your family status a lot, you will be in the top rank when you reach a certain age. If you are a guy you are popular with girls, you are a very talented too. Most of the number 7s face lots of problems with their marriage life. Only a very few are happy. You have everything in your life, but still always number 7s have some sort of unfullfilness, such worries all their lifetime. It’s probably the Lord given you al! l sort of over the standard humans talents and you are about to suffer in family life. So you need to get ready looking for a partner rather than waiting. If you don’t, then you might end-up single. So take care with this issue, ok? You are wonderful, friendly, artistic, happy person. You are born to contribute lots to this world!!!

Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4 !!!

No 8

You are a very strong personality, there’s no one out there will understand  you. You are very good at pointing your finger at some thing and say ‘this is what’. You are more likely to suffer from the early ages. I mean poverty. If your times are not good you might lose either of your parent and end up looking after your entire family. You often suffer all the way in life. The problems will not allow you to study further, but you will learn the life in a very practical way. You are the one who will fight
for justice and may die in the war too. You are normally very reserved
with handful of friends and most of the time live life lonely and always
prepared to help others. Well, once you get married (which is often late) then your bad lucks will go away a bit and you become safe. You will face un-expected problems such as : the error, government, poisonous animals, accidents. You are some one with great discipline, persistence, courage, strength which will take you to success. You are a great part of a family team. You are a fighter!

Your Best match 1 ,4, 8. Good match 5 !!!  

No 9

  

Hey, you guys are the incompatible people in the world. You are so strong,physically and mentally. You are often having big-aims. You will work hard and hard to get there. Normally you suffer in the early age from family problems and generally you will have fighting life. But when you achieve what you have done, it’s always a big task you have done! You are so much  respected in the community, you are a person who can make a challenge and successfully finish the matter off. You are very naughty in your younger age, often beaten up by your parents and involve in fights and you seemed  to have lots of injuries in your life time. But when u grow you become calm and macho type. Love is not an easy matter for you. You are good in engineering or banking jobs coz people always trust you. Your family  life is very good, but will have worries over your children. You r such qualities are humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate. You are born to achieve targets and serve every one all equally without any  prejudice. You are totally a role model to anybody in the world for a great inspiration.

Your Best match 3, 5, 6, 9. Good match 2

 

Urs Vishu .  

 

Why   INDIA is in trouble….. Population: 110 crore 9 crore retired 37 crore in state Govt; 20 crore in central Govt. (Both categories don’t work) 1 crore IT professional (don’t work for India ) 25 crore in school 1 crore are under 5 years 15 crore unemployed 1.2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals Statistics says u find 79,99,998 people anytime in jail The Balance two are U & Me. U are busy ” checking Mails .. “..!! < HOW CAN I HANDLE INDIA alone?

I AM THANKFUL:  
FOR THE WIFE
WHO SAYS IT’S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,
BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,
AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE..

FOR THE HUSBAND
WHO IS ON THE SOFA
BEING A COUCH POTATO,
BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME
AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.


FOR THE TEENAGER
WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES
BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE STREETS.


FOR THE TAXES I PAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED .



FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.


FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.



FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE



FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,
WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,
AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME .


FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING
I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT
BECAUSE IT MEANS WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.


FOR THE PARKING SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING
AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION .


FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM WARM.


FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH WHO SINGS OFF KEY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I CAN HEAR.



FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.



FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES AT THE END OF THE DAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.



FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF
IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.



AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL
BECAUSE  IT MEANS I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.

A Village in Holland… With no roads AT ALL !!!!!!!

Santa: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.


Banta  built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them
unfilled?
When asked him, he said,
“Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming.

Banta: I think that girl is deaf.
Friend: How do u know?
Banta: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals (Shoes) are
new

Santa: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Santa: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call”.

Judge: Don’t U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Banta to judge: U R coming daily, don’t U have shame?

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not
APPLE.

Santa in airplane going to Bombay . While its landing he was
excited and shouted: ” Bombay … Bombay “
Air hostess said: “B silent.”
Santa: “Ok. Ombay. Ombay”

Banta got a sms from his girl friend: “I MISS YOU”
Banta replied: “I Mr. YOU” !!.


After finishing MBBS Banta started his practice.
He Checked 1st Patient’s Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch &
Finally Said: “Oye, Torch is okay”