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Atleast

Thank god, that ,,

My husband always points out mistake, in dinner being cooked by me,


It means, HE is with me in home, at least



Thank god, that ,,

I have to pay all kind of taxes!!


It means I m getting a Good Salary at least



Thank god, that ,,

I have to clean up my house after party!!

It means, I have some good witty Friends at least!!





Thank god, that ,,

I have to spend a big sum for coloring of my house!!


It means, I have a big House at least!!





Thank god, that ,,
I have to speak against government polices



It means, there is a Freedom of ex-pression in my country !!!




Thank god, that ,,

I have to pay bill of electricity or water regularly,



It means, supply is Sufficient!!!



Thank god, that ,,

Alarm was not rung this morning so I got late



It means, I m still ALIVE YAAR !!!!





Posted in Inspiration.

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Tera Saath,,,,

Mujhme shamil kahi meri har baat me hote hoNhi ho tum magar phir bhi mere saath me hote ho


Lga tha kbhi aisa ki ye waqt hmse jeet gaya hai kahi


Ab jana hai hai hmne ki wo waqt khud hi beet gaya hai kahi


Apni aanhko ke aage hmne raaste khoye the kbhi


Tha wo bhi ek daur jab din raat hm dono roye the kbhi


Ab jana hai ki kuch raaste kbhi bhi nahi khote


Jo pyar me hote hai wo door jakar bhi juda nahi hote


Jindgi ne hme teri muhaabat is tarah di hai


Ki teri muskurahat ne hme jeene ki wajah di hai


 To kya hua agar teri zindgi me hm aa na ske hai


Khoya bhi nhi tumhe hmne agar paa na ske hai


Ab to meri baato me tera hi lahja hota hai


Mera hansna mera kahna teri tarah sa hota hai


Meri aankho me ab tere hi khwab baste hai


Muskurati hai subahe tere khyalo me din hanste hai


Teri hi aahat se ab mere kadam hote hai


Kahi tum hi to nhi, sabko ye waham hote hai


 Suna tha waqt ke saath rishte hatho se fisal jaate hai


Ek sach to ye bhi hai ki kuch rishte waqt ke daayro se nikal aate hai


Waqt ka kya hai ye gujrega aur dhal jaayega


Beet jaayege  zamane magar koi pyar ko na badal paayega


Mil jaaye zindagi me jo hm chahe ye jaroori to nhi


Kisi ka paas na hona koi dooree to nhi


Tapti Dhoop ya rimjim si barsaat me hote ho,,,


Bas isi tarah se ab tum har waqt mere saath hote ho

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ये गम भी खुशियों में बदल जायेगा,देखना तुम

एक दौर ऐसा भी जरूर आएगा,देखना तुम


बन गया है फौलाद सा ,जो कभी फूलो सा था

हर पत्थर से टकराएगा ये दिल ,देखना तुम


अपने मसलों में करे ,गिरो को हम क्यों शामिल

वक्त आने पे खुद ही सुलझ जायेगा देखना तुम


दिलो में होते है जो रौशन ,मोहब्बत के दीये

कोई भी तूफ़ान न बुझा पायेगा इन्हें,देखना तुम


हम तो अब भी उसी पे यकीन किये बैठे है

किया था कभी जिसने हमे जुदा वही हमे मिलाएगा ,देखना तुम


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ख्वाब ही ख्वाब  मिलते है ,कोई हकीक़त नहीं दिखती

एक तेरी आँखों के सिवा कही और मोहब्बत नही दिखती


है कोई और भी प्यार के काबिल ,ये सोचते कैसे

तेरे ख्यालो से ही कभी हमे फुर्सत नही दिखती


एक नज़र में उतर जाता है जो रूह तक,

जब होने कों होती है जो मोहब्बत तो सोचने कि मोहलत नही दिखती


मेरी  खुशिया,मेरी दुनिया- हयात तुमसे है,

तेरे पहलू से बढ के और कोई जन्नत नही दिखती


 हर दुआ में तुझे माँगा,कि मेरे सजदे में तू ही रहता है,

कुछ और क्या चाहे अब,कि तेरे सिवा हमे कोई हसरत नही दिखती


मुड़ जाती है मेरी राहे, जो खुद-ब-खुद तेरी तरफ,
कि तेरे इंतेजार सी हमे कही शिद्दत नही दिखती

लाख वादे होते है  दुनिया के  यहाँ पलकों पे बिठाने के
लेकिन जो नवाजी तुमने मेरे वजूद कों,किसी और नजर में वो इज्जत नही दिखती

कुछ तो था उस यकीन में जो आज भी मुझमे कही कायम है

कि तुझे चाहने के सिवा अब और कोई इबादत नही दिखती



 



 

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The secret

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.

In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife’s bedside.

She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $99,000.

He asked her about the contents. “When we were to be married,” she said, “my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.”

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.

“Honey,” he said, “that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?”

“Oh,” she said, “that’s the money I made from selling the dolls.”


Posted in Philosophy.

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इस बरसात में आसमान में छाते बादल,अनजाने ही मेरे मन में गहराते बादल


फैला देते है मेरे मन में शक की स्याह चादर ,की मै कभी पा सकूगी तुम्हे या नहीं ?


की हम मिल सकेगे कभी या नहीं ?


या फिर जिस तरह ये बूंदे अलग हो गई अपने बादल से क्या हम भी अलग हो जायेगे ,किसी बदलते मौसम के चलते,


की जिस तरह ये अनचाहा बिछोह इन बूंदों को मिला है क्या ,मुझे भी सहना होगा तुमसे दूर होकर ये सब ?


अपने अस्तित्व से दूर ये बूंदे खो चुकीहै जैसे




,क्या एक दिन मेरा भी अस्तित्व ऐसे ही खो जायेगा बिन तुम्हारे ?


बैठता जाता है मेरा मन ये सोच कर तबही,अचानक


उन ही बूंदों की टप-टप से कुछ जाग सा जाता है फिर मेरे अन्दर ,


की जिस तरह ये बूंदे अनतस आकाश से अलग होकर इस ज़मीन की गहराई


में समाती जा रही है ,वैसेही मेरा प्यार भी तुम्हारे दिल की गहराइयो में समाएगा एक दिन ,क्योंकि किसी के प्यार की सही परिभाषा शायद तबही बनती है ,जब कोई अपना अस्तित्व अपने प्यार पे गुम कर दे ,जिस तरह इन बूंदों ने किया है


और फिर इस बरसात के बाद कुछ कोपले फूटेगी इसी धरती से ,वैसे ही कभी तो तुम्हारे दिल से मेरा नाम आएगा,,की कभी तो तुम पुकारोगे मुझे ,कभी तो तुम आवाज देकर मुझे बुलाओगे ,


और फिर खुश हो जाता है मेरा मन, इस बरसात में


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Though I do never admit such silly rules but enough to smile, so just read & smile,


 


”’17.Rules between Men and Women ”’




1. The Female always makes THE RULES.

2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.

7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The Female can change her mind at any given time.

9. the Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. the Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.

14. at all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.

15. If the Male doesn’t abide by THE RULES, it is because he can’t take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

16. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

17. If the Male, at any time, believes that he is right, he must refer to Rule #5



 





 



 

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“Why Women Are Strong But Cry Easy!” -




One day, a young boy asked his Mom.
“Why are you crying?”
“Because I’m a woman” she told him.
“I don’t understand,” he said.
His Mom just hugged him and said, “And you never will, but that’s okay.”

Later the little boy asked his father, “Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?”
“All women cry for no reason” was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.
Finally, he put in a call to God.
When God got back to him, he asked, “God, why do women cry so easily?”
God answered, “When I made woman, I decided she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet her arms gentle nough to give comfort.
I gave her the inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times will come, even from her own children.
I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going and take care of her family and friends, even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue, without complaining.
I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her badly. She has the very special power to make a child’s boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenager’s anxieties and fears.
I gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults, and I fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.
I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.
For all of this hard work, I also gave her a tear to shed. It is hers to use whenever needed and is her only weakness.”
“When you see her cry, tell her how much you love her and all she does for everyone. And even though she may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good.”
“She is special!”


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Girl asks an aged woman: what’s love?
Woman said: Go to the garden and get the most beautiful flower.

Girl returned empty handed and told that I found the most beautiful flower but I kept walking in hope of a better one and then I realized I ignored the best one. I went back but couldn’t find it there.

Woman said: This is love u don’t value it when u have it but realize when u lose it.

So never let ur love go……

 

because ones u lost it ,you’ll never retrieve it again in this life,as a faded flower can never blooms again””””””””


 

Posted in Love.

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