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Matrimonial Ad’s…Too Good - Hilarious!!.eml

Matrimonial Ad’s…Too Good - Hilarious!!.eml


This is Ultimate……………..I bet u can’t stop laughing. These are profiles taken from shaadi.com these are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart! Comments in Blue fonts.


Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail…



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Hello To Viewers My Name is Ramya , I am single i dont have male, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore .. if u like me u welcome to my heart… when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter..


Thanks


yours Regards Ramya ~*~


(Truly yours)


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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework



What Homework???



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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ……..hold my hand forever !!!



(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)


I am simple girl. I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck. now i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot



(I don’t know why but this is one of my favorites)



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I want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast



(by not wearing his jeans? What the hell…)


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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH. I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL


MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY THEY ARE


1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.


2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION


3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.



(all of us are loughing {laughing})


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Whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be called the man of the lamp



(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)


Infact she doesn’t know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP ? ?


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I love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok



(I am again clueless but I liked the use of ‘ok’. The person is Suffering from ‘Ok-syndrome’)


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Iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & Mother. sister completely married



(somebody please explain how to get married completely’?)


( Confused ????? )


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My name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes



Height of desperation!


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Iam kanandevi. i do own businas.one sistar.he was marred.



(No comments)


(Plz for gods sake ask somebody’s help in framing sentence )


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Hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily. i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good’. i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ….



(but credit cards not accepted..???)


(Perhaps Debit Cards accepted ?.. Clean Habit’s??????? Is there anything like that.)


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I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.



Zebra..???)


(Gosh!!!!!!!! she knows her heart color

 

NICE AN EXAMPLE LETTER

NICE AN EXAMPLE LETTER
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How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary !!!


Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing$ mo$t de $ perately. I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need$ of your worker $ who have given $ o much $upport including $ weat and $ervice to your company .

I am $ure you will gue $$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.


$ incerely Your$,
Marian $hih
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The next day, the employee received a nice reply like this :





Dear Marian


I kNOw what you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NO ticeably well as yet .

NO w the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNO mists are NO t sure if the United States may go into aNO ther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad .

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNO w what I mean .

Yours truly,


MANAGER

 

How to Contact our Guardian Angel

“If we want a clear and concise message from our angel, “We must ask a direct question. our angel will always answer our questions. We must ask our question out loud. Clear, concise questions will get us clear, concise answers. Answers will always be tangible and explicit, something we can put our hands on. The answers I’ve gotten I could pick up and examine. Asking a frivolous question will get yus a silly answer. The universe will match our level of sincerity.”


Angels are always willing to help us, but we have to be willing to accept the assistance since we have free will. “To ask for angelic assistance, we needn’t conduct a formal invocation ceremony,”


The methods are likely to be much more familiar and comfortable to most people, including:


Ø Writing a letter to our guardian angel - spelling out our problem and our need


Ø Visualizing - “see” protective angels around us in our mind’s eye


Ø Call them mentally - think our plea to the angels


Ø Speak aloud - state our case verbally


“Connect with our Angel” suggests yet another method: meditation. “Make our self comfortable, sitting or lying down. Be aware of our breathing… Let our body become limp and relaxed. Empty our mind; create space, just as though the whole of the universe was there, inside us. Now just be. No doing. Only being. Communicate to our angel that we wish to connect with her/him. Wait in peace. Be aware of what happens. It may not seem much at first. Be patient. Subtle changes will occur. we may see light, colors or form. we may be aware of a presence. we may feel tingling sensations. we may feel emotion. we will feel love.”


Pay them by sending them love, and maintain harmony in your aura and home environment.


Note: Is all this just superstitious folly? Is the idea of guardian angels just a human invention designed to help people cope with difficult problems? Or are they real beings? The matter cannot be proved or disproved definitively. Perhaps only Your own faith or experience can determine their reality for you.


My Beautiful mother is my guardian angle she is no more but I believe she is always with me


I love u mumma misssssssssssssss u alot

 

Guardian Angel prayer

Guardian Angel prayer


This is the traditional Catholic prayer to one’s guardian angel.


Angel of God, my guardian dear


to whom God’s love commits me here.


Ever this day/night be at my side


to light, to guard, to rule and guide.


Amen.


In Latin:


Angele Dei,


qui custos es mei,


me, tibi commissum pietate superna,


illumina, custodi,


rege et guberna.


Amen.


An Eastern Orthodox prayer to the Guardian Angel:


O Angel of Christ, my holy Guardian and Protector of my soul and body, forgive me all my sins of today. Deliver me from all the wiles of the enemy, that I may not anger my God by any sin. Pray for me, sinful and unworthy servant, that thou mayest present me worthy of the kindness and mercy of the All-holy Trinity and the Mother of my Lord Jesus Christ, and of all the Saints. Amen.

 

What Are Guardian Angels?

What Are Guardian Angels?


Guardian Angels are thought to be spiritual beings that are “assigned” to assist people here on Earth in various ways. Whether there is one angel per person, one angel for several person or several angels for one person is open to question. But whether you believe in them or not, or whether you want one or not, believers insist that you do have a guardian angel.


What is their assignment? According to “Encounters of the Angelic Kind” at Future365 (now defunct), “they intercept at many junctures in our lives and help wherever they can to make our lives run smoothly. Sometimes this is by inspiring a thought to spur us into action, at others it is to lend us super-human strength, such as in the case of a woman being able to lift a car long enough to free her trapped child. Or we hear of a runaway truck, with an unconscious driver at the wheel, inexplicably swerving sharply at the last moment to avoid a bus stop queue of people. In fact, there are many instances, which are often put down to luck, coincidence or even a miracle, but which have the touch of a hand of light behind it.”


So why don’t angels come to a person’s aid every time it’s asked for? Sometimes, the article contends, “angels must stand back, whilst giving loving support only, as we work things out for ourselves - these are the times when we feel alone, the dark before dawn.”



How Do We Know Angels Are There?


Even those who believe in the existence of angels concede that they rarely make a physical appearance. However, there are other ways guardian angels can make their presence known, they say.


“Some people say that they hear angelic sounds totally beyond human description,” according to the article “Angels” at Future365. “Others have a feeling of sudden warmth or comfort, or, in times of sadness or grief, a gentle cloak of feathered wings wrapping softly around them. Sometimes angel energy may feel entirely different - like a sudden rush of air created by the passing by of an ‘angel on a mission’ at the speed of light. This is often noticed at times of impending disaster. At other times, simply an inexplicable presence is felt.”


How To Contact Your Guardian Angel


Robert Graham, in his article “Angel Talk: Are You Listening”, suggests that we all have guardian angels that are willing to communicate with us, but that most of the time we are just too busy to listen.

 

Guardian angel

Guardian angel


A guardian angel is an angel who protects and guides a particular person. The concept of tutelary angels and their hierarchy was extensively developed in Christianity in the 5th century by Pseudo-Dionysius the Areopagite. The theology of angels, and tutelary spirits, has undergone many refinements since the 400’s, and contemporary orthodox belief in both the eastern and western churches is that guardian angels protect the body and present prayers to God, protecting whichever person God assigns them to. The Roman Catholic Church calendar of saints includes a memorial for guardian angels on October 2.


History


The belief that God sends a spirit to watch every individual was common in Ancient Greek philosophy, and Plato alludes to it in Phaedo, 108.


Similarly, the belief appears in the Old Testament, although it is not specifically articulated nor delineated. The belief that angels can be guides and intercessors for men appears in Job 33:23-6, and in the Book of Daniel (specifically Daniel 10:13) angels seem to be assigned to certain countries. In this latter case the "prince of the Persian kingdom" was referring to one of the fallen angels also known to many as a demon. The same verse mentions "Michael, one of the chief princes," and Michael is one of the few angels named in the Bible. In the schemata of angels developed in later literature, Michael is an archangel. The Book of Enoch, part of the Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church’s canon of scripture, says that God will “set a guard of holy angels over all the righteous” (1En 100:5).


In Matthew 18:10, Jesus says of children: “See that you do not look down on one of these little ones. For I tell you that their angels in heaven always see the face of my Father in heaven” (New International Version). This is often understood to mean that children are protected by guardian angels.


In Acts 12:12-15 there is another allusion to the belief that a specific angel is assigned to protect each individual. After Peter had been escorted out of prison by an angel, he went to the home of ‘Mary the mother of John, also called Mark’. The servant girl, Rhoda, recognized his voice and ran back to tell the group that Peter was there. However the group replied, “It must be his angel”‘ (12:15).


Interpretations


Whether guardian angels attend each and every person is not consistently believed or upheld in patristic Christian thought.[1] Saint Ambrose, for example, believed that saints lose their guardian angels so that they might have a greater struggle and persevere. Saints Jerome and Basil of Caesarea argued that sin drove the angels away.


The first Christian theologian to outline a specific scheme for guardian angels was Honorius of Autun. He said that every soul was assigned a guardian angel the moment it was put into a body, although such a thought requires the pre-existence of the soul/essence. Scholastic theologians augmented and ordered the taxonomy of angelic guardians. Thomas Aquinas agreed with Honorius and specified that it was the lowest order of angels who served as guardians, and his view was most successful in popular thought, but Duns Scotus said that any angel might accept the mission.


Guardian angels appear in literary works throughout the medieval and Renaissance periods. Also later, the Anglican English physician and philosopher Sir Thomas Browne (1605-82), stated his belief in Religio Medici (part 1, paragraph 33):


Therefore for Spirits I am so farre from denying their existence, that I could easily believe, that not only whole Countries, but particular persons have their Tutelary, and Guardian Angels: It is not a new opinion of the Church of Rome, but an old one of Pythagoras and Plato; there is no heresay in it, and if not manifestly defined in Scripiture, yet is it an opinion of a good and wholesome use in the course and actions of a man’s life, and would serve as an Hypothesis to salve many doubts, whereof common philosophy affordeth no solution.


By the 19th century, the guardian angel was no longer viewed in Anglophone lands as an intercessory figure, but rather as a force protecting the believer from performing sin. In Lord Byron’s Don Juan, there is a parody of this:


“Oh! she was perfect past all parallel?


Of any modern female saint’s comparison;


So far above the cunning powers of hell,


Her guardian angel had given up his garrison” (Canto I, xvii).


While Byron’s usage of the guardian angel is influenced by Alexander Pope’s “sylph,” it seems that the popular image of the angel was as a spiritual superego.

 

God’s Warning to the World!

God’s Warning to the World!


But the day of the Lord will come like a thief. The heavens will disappear with a roar; the elements will be destroyed by fire, and the earth and everything in it will be laid bare.


That day will bring about the destruction of the heavens by fire, and the elements will melt in the heat.



The LORD will cause men to hear his majestic voice and will make them see his arm coming down with raging anger and consuming fire, with cloudburst, thunderstorm and hail.



Isaiah 30:30


In the fire of his jealousy the whole world will be consumed, for he will make a sudden end of all who live in the earth.


Zephaniah 1:18



The first angel sounded his trumpet, and there came hail and fire mixed with blood, and it was hurled down upon the earth. A third of the earth was burned up, a third of the trees were burned up, and all the green grass was burned up.



Revelation 8:7



A third of mankind was killed by the three plagues of fire, smoke and sulfur that came out of their mouths.



Revelation 9:18



This century is remarkable for the number of apparitions of Jesus and Mary. Our Lady of Fatima is perhaps the most well known, but since then, three separate visitations of Jesus and Mary stand out in terms of the importance of the message that was proclaimed.


In each case the message to us is that God loves us with infinite love and compassion, and calls all of humanity to a loving friendship with him by repenting of our sins and converting our lives into conformity with His commandments.


We are told that we must choose whether we will meet Him through the gates of His Mercy, or the gates of His Justice.


There are no other options: indifference or indecision is, in effect, a choice for God’s Justice!


The following pages contain an outline of the Divine Mercy devotion, Our Lady of Akita, and the continuing apparitions of Mary, the mother of Jesus, at Medjurgorje.


The actual prophetic words concerning the warning are highlighted in yellow.



1. Divine Mercy Devotion



On October 5, 1938 a young nun by the name of Sister Faustina (Helen Kowalska) died in a convent of the Congregtation of Sisters of Our Lady of Mercy in Cracow, Poland. She came from a very poor family that had struggled hard on their little farm during the terrible years of World War 1. She had only three years of very simple education. Hers were the humblest tasks in the convent, usually in the kitchen or the vegetable garden, or as a porter.


On Feb. 22, 1931, Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ appeared to this simple nun, bringing with him a wonderful message of Mercy for all humanity. Sister Faustina tells us in her diary under this date: “In the evening when I was in my cell, I became aware of the Lord Jesus clothed in a white garment. One hand was raised in blessing, the other was touching the garment at the breast. From the opening in the garment at the breast there came forth two large rays, one red, and the other pale. In silence I gazed intently at the Lord; my soul was overwhelmed with fear, but also with great joy. After a while Jesus said to me: ” paint an image according to the pattern you see, with this inscription: ‘Jesus, I trust in you. ‘ “
Some time later, Our Lord again spoke to her: ” The pale ray stands for the Water which makes souls righteous; the red ray stands for the Blood which is the life of souls. These two rays issued forth from the depths of my most tender Mercy at that time when My agonizined heart was opened was opened by a lance on the Cross…. Fortunate is the one who will dwell in their shelter, for the just hand of God shall not lay hold of him”


The Promise



Our Lord told her that He wanted this picture to be venerated and attached a promise to it:
“I promise that the soul that will venerate this picture will not perish. I further promise to that soul victory over enemies here on earth and especially in the hour of death. I myself, shall defend that soul as My own Glory….” I will preserve the cities and homes in which this image shall be venerated.”



The Chaplet



In 1933, God gave Sister Faustina a striking vision of His Mercy. She tells us: ” I saw a great light, with God the Father in the midst of it. Between this light and the earth I saw Jesus nailed to the Cross and in such a way that God, wanting to look upon the earth, had to look through Our Lord’s wounds. And I understood that God blessed the earth for the sake of Jesus.” Of another vision on September 13, 1935, she writes: “I saw an Angel, the executor of God’s wrath… about to strike the earth…. I began to beg God earnestly for the world with words which I heard interiorly. As I prayed in this way, I saw the Angel’s helplessness, and he could not carry out the just punishment…”



The following day an inner voice taught her to say this prayer (The Chaplet) on ordinary rosary beads:
“First say one ‘Our Father’, ‘Hail Mary’ and ‘the Apostle’s Creed’.
Then on the large beads say the following words:


‘Eternal Father, I offer you the Body and Blood, Soul and Divinity of Your dearly beloved Son, Our Lord Jesus Christ, in atonement for our sins and those of the whole world.’


On the smaller beads you are to say the following words:


‘For the sake of His sorrowful passion have mercy on us and the whole world’

In conclusion you are to say these words three times:
‘Holy God, Holy Mighty One, Holy Immortal One, have mercy on us and on the whole world. ‘ “



Jesus said later to Sister Faustina: “Say unceasingly this chaplet that I have taught you. Anyone who says it will receive great Mercy at the hour of death. Priests will recommend it to sinners as the last hope. Even the most hardened sinner, if he recites this chaplet even once, will receive grace from My infinite Mercy. I want to give unimaginable graces to those who trust in My Mercy.”

Jesus told Sister Faustina to write down many things in over 600 pages of diary entries.



Mercy for All


(Webmaster’s note: This section has been expanded to greater emphasise the Mercy of God which is greater than His justice. All quotes are taken directly from St Faustina’s diary and paragraph numbers are included. The words of Jesus are in italics.)



“Write, the greater the sinner, the greater the mercy. Summon all those to confidence in the incomprehensible depth of My Mercy for I desire to save all. The Well of Mercy was opened wide with a lance on the Cross, for all souls. I do not exclude anyone…No souls that come to Me depart without being comforted”


1059. “Encourage souls to place great trust in My fathomless mercy. Let the weak sinful soul have no fear to approach Me, for even it had more sins than there are grains of sand in the world, all would be drowned in the unmeasurable depths of my mercy.”


1146. “Let the greatest sinners place their trust in My mercy. They have the right before others to trust in the abyss of My mercy. Souls that make an appeal to My mercy delight Me. To such souls I grant even more graces than they ask. I cannot punish even the greatest sinner if he makes an appeal to My compassion.


1275 “Write that I am more generous toward sinners than the just. It was for their sake that I came down from heaven; it was for their sake that My Blood was spilled. Let them not fear to approach Me; they are in most need of my mercy”


1397. “The loss of each soul plunges Me into mortal sadness. The prayer most pleasing to Me is prayer for the conversion of sinners. Know, my daughter, that this prayer is always heard and answered.”


1448. “Were a soul like a decaying corpse so that from a human standpoint, there would be no hope of restoration and everything would already be lost, it is not so with God. The miracle of Divine Mercy restores the soul in full. Oh, how miserable are those who do not take advantage of the miracle of God’s mercy! You will call out in vain, but it will be too late.”


1485. “I never reject a contrite heart”


1488. “You are dealing with the God of mercy, which your misery (sinfulness) cannot exhaust. Remember, I did not allot only a certain number of pardons.”


1541. “Write this for the benefit of distressed souls: when a soul sees and realises the gravity of its sins, when the whole abyss of the misery into which it immersed itself is displayed before its eyes, let it not despair, but with trust let it throw itself into the the arms of My mercy, as a child into the arms of its beloved mother. These souls have a right of priority to My compassionate Heart, they have first access to My mercy. Tell them that no soul that has called on My mercy has been dissapointed or brought to shame. I delight particularly in a soul which has placed trust in My goodness.”




End Times



Jesus said Write down these words, My daughter. Speak to the world about My Mercy; let all mankind recognize My unfathomable Mercy. It is a sign for the end times; after it , will come the day of justice. While there is still time, let them have recourse to the fount of My Mercy; let them profit from the Blood and water which gushed forth for them…….. before I come as the just one, I first open wide the gates of My Mercy. He who does not pass through the gates of My Mercy must pass through the gates of justice.


Before I come as the just judge, I am coming first as the King of Mercy. Before the day of justice arrives, there will be given to people a sign in the heavens of this sort:


All light in the heavens will be extinguished, and there will be a great darkness over the whole earth. Then the sign of the cross will be seen in the sky, and from the openings where the hands and the feet of the Saviour were nailed will come forth great lights which will light up the earth for a period of time. This will take place shortly before the last day.”


On a later occasion Our Lady appeared to St Faustina and said the following words: “I gave the Saviour to the world. As for you, you have to speak to the world about His great mercy and prepare the world for the Second Coming of Him who will come, not as a merciful saviour, but as a just Judge. O how terrible is that day! Determined is the day of justice, the day of divine wrath. The angels tremble before it. Speak to souls about this great mercy while it is still time for mercy. If you keep silent now, you will be answering for a great number of souls on that terrible day.”



Blessings



Jesus told Sr. Faustina “Tell souls who spread the honour of my mercy I shield through their entire life and at the hour of death I will not be a judge for them, but the Merciful Saviour.


1540. “My daughter, write down these words: All souls who will glorify My mercy and spread it’s worship, encouraging others to trust in My mercy, will not experience terror at the hour of death. My mercy will shield them in that final battle…”



The Hour of Great Mercy



Our Lord made this request of Sr. Faustina: “At three o’clock implore My Mercy especially for sinners; and, if only for a brief moment, immerse yourself in my Passion, particularly in My abandonment at the moment of agony. This is the hour of great mercy for the whole world….In this hour I will refuse nothing to the soul that makes a request of Me in virtue of My Passion”.



Feast of Mercy



Jesus told Sr. Faustina that He wanted a new feast to celebrate His Divine Mercy: “My daughter, speak to the world of My inexhaustible Mercy. I desire that this feast be a refuge and shelter for all souls, especially for poor sinners. The very depths of My Mercy will be opened on that day. I will pour out a sea of graces upon those souls that will approach the fount of My Mercy on this day. …Let no soul fear to come to Me, even if its sins be as scarlet. This feast emerged from the bosom of My Mercy and is founded in the depths of My Mercies. I desire that it be celebrated with great solemnity on the first Sunday after Easter ….”Whoever receives the Source of Life ( i.e. goes to Holy Communion and Confession) on this day will be granted complete forgiveness of sins and punishment.” Jesus asked that this feast be preceded by a novena, consisting of the recitation of the Chaplet for nine days preceding the Feast of Divine Mercy , commencing on Good Friday. ” By this novena I will grant souls all possible graces”



Conversion Prayer



Jesus said: “I desire that you know more profoundly the love that burns in my heart for souls, and you will understand this when you meditate upon My Passion. Call upon My Mercy on behalf of sinners; I desire their salvation. When you say this prayer, with a contrite heart and with faith on behalf of some sinner, I will give that soul the grace of conversion.”
This is the prayer:



O Blood and Water, which gushed forth from the heart of Jesus as a fount of mercy for us, I trust in You” To bring Jesus into the life of another person (name person), recite this in front of a picture of the Divine Image.



Chaplet of Mercy and the Dying



Jesus said,”Write that when they say this Chaplet in the presence of the dying, I will stand between My Father and the dying person, not as the just judge but as the Merciful Saviour”


Heaven


St Faustina also was given visions of heaven and hell. Of heaven she says: “Today I was in heaven in spirit, and I saw its inconceivable beauties and the happiness that awaits us after death. I saw how all creatures give ceaseless praise and glory to God. I saw how great is happiness in God, which spreads to all creatures making them happy; and then all the glory and praise which springs from this happiness returns to its source; and they enter into the depths of God, contemplating the inner life of God, the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, whom they will never comprehend or fathom.


This source of happiness is unchanging in its essence, but is always new, gushing forth happiness for all creatures. Now I understand St Paul, who said “Eye has not seen, nor ear has heard, nor has it entered into the heart of man what God has prepared for those who love Him”


Hell


“Most of the souls there are those that disbelieved that there is a hell.”


St Faustina was also shown hell: “Today I was led by an Angel to the chasms of hell. It is a place of great torture; how awesomely large and extensive it is! The kinds of torture I saw:


the first torture that constitutes hell is the loss of God;


the second torture is perpetual remorse of conscience;


the third is that one’s condition will never change;


the fourth torture is the fire that will penetrate the soul without destroying it- a terrible suffering, since it is a purely spiritual fire, lit by God’s anger;


the fifth torture is continual darkness and a terrible suffocating smell, and, despite the darkness, the devils and the souls of the damned see each other and all the evil, both others and their own;


the sixth torture is the constant company of satan;


the seventh torture is horrible despair, hatred of God, vile words, curses and blasphemies.


These are the tortures suffered by all the damned together, but that is not the end of the sufferings. There are special tortures destined for particular souls. These are torments of the senses. Each soul undergoes terrible and indescribable sufferings, related to the manner in which it has sinned. There are caverns and pits of torture where one form of agony differs from another. I would have died at the very sight of these tortures if the omnipotence of God had not supported me:


Let the sinner know that he will be tortured throughout all eternity, in those senses which he made use of to sin.


I am writing this at the command of God, so that no soul may find an excuse by saying there is no hell, or that nobody has ever been there, and so no one can say what it is like.


I, Sister Faustina, by the order of God, have visited the abyss of hell so that I might tell souls about it and testify to its existence. “






Subsequent History



One day in that same year, 1935, Sister Faustina wrote for her spiritual director: “The time will come when this work, which God so commends, [will be] as though in complete ruin, and suddenly the action of God will come upon the scene with great power which will bear witness to the truth. It will be as a new splendour for the church, though it has been dormant in it from long ago.”



This indeed came to pass. On the 6th March, 1959, the Holy See, acting on information that was inaccurately presented, prohibited “the spreading of images and writings advocating devotion to the Divine Mercy in the form proposed by Sister Faustina.” As a result, there followed almost twenty years of total silence. Then, on the 15th April, 1978, the Holy See, after a thorough examination of original documents previously unavailable to it, completely reversed its decision and again permitted this devotion. The one man primarily responsible for this reversal of decision was Karol Cardinal Wojtyla, the Archbishop of Sister Faustina’s home diocese of Cracow. On October 16, 1978, he was elevated to the See of Peter as Pope John Paul II. Sr. Faustina was canonised on the 30th April 2000. God is indeed mysterious and wondrous in his ways!



You Can Receive God's Mercy Now!



First of all we must admit to our sin and cry out to God for mercy and forgiveness. God will always respond with infinite compassion and merciful love to the sincere cry of one of his children and we are ALL his children.



Secondly we must turn away from sin and resolve to place our lives in the hands of Jesus and to place all our trust in Him, and to obey His commandments.

Thirdly: Pray on a daily basis.


The Chaplet is an excellent form of prayer. Many people have testified that they have received great blessings and graces as a result of adopting the devotion to the Divine Mercy. One Brisbane, Australia man was facing major brain surgery and was also without a permanent job when he cried out to God for mercy and forgiveness for his many sins. Within a few weeks the surgery was cancelled and the condition gradually improved until the symptoms had completely gone. As well as that, he obtained permanent employment with a government department !



Mary has asked each of us to pray the Rosary daily.



Fourthly: Frequent Communion, daily if possible, and monthly confession

Fifthly: Read the Bible on a daily basis even if only for a few minutes. The Bible is the Word of God, and He will speak to you in a powerful way through His Word.



2. Our Lady Of Akita




On April 22, 1984, after eight years of investigations, after consultation with the HOLY SEE, the messages of Our Lady of Akita were approved by the Bishop of the diocese. In the Japanese village of Akita, a statue of the Madonna, according to the testimony of more than 500 Christians and non-Christians, including the Buddhist mayor of the town, has shed blood, sweat and tears. A nun, Agnes Katsuko Sasagawahas received the stigmata and has received messages from Our Lady.



The extraordinary events began on June 12, 1973, when Sr. Agnes saw brilliant mysterious rays emanate suddenly from the tabernacle. The same thing happened on each of the two days that followed.


On June 28, 1973, a cross shaped wound appeared on the inside left hand of Sr. Agnes. It bled profusely and caused her much pain. On July 6, Sr. Agnes heard a voice coming from the statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary in the chapel where she was praying. The statue was carved from a single block of wood from a Katsura tree and is three feet tall. On the same day, a few of the sisters noticed drops of blood flowing from the statue’s right hand. On four occasions, this act of blood flow repeated itself. The wound in the statue’s hand remained until September 29, when it disappeared.



On August 13, Sr. Agnes received a second message. On October 13, (the anniversary of Our Lady’s final appearance at Fatima) she received a final third message.


Two years later on January 4, 1975, the statue began to weep. It continued to weep at intervals for the next 6 years and eight months. It wept on 101 occasions.


Bishop Ito, in 1984, officially recognized the occurrence of the supernatural phenomenon and the Madonna’s messages. Since then there has been a steady influx of pilgrims from throughout the world. Cardinal Ratzinger,(now Pope Benedict) received the Bishop of Nigata, John Shorijo Ito and judged the Virgin’s messages as credible.



Here is part of the third message of Our Lady of Akita to Sr Agnes.



October 13, 1973


“My dear daughter, listen well to what I have to say to you. You will inform your superior.
As I told you, if men do not repent and better themselves, the Father will inflict a terrible punishment on all humanity. It will be a punishment greater than the deluge, such as one will have never been seen before. Fire will fall from the sky and will wipe out a great part of humanity, the good as well as the bad, sparing neither priests nor faithful. The survivors will find themselves so desolate that they will envy the dead. The only arms which will remain for you will be the Rosary and the Sign left by My Son. Each day recite the prayers of the Rosary. With the Rosary, pray for the Pope, the bishops and priests.


The work of the devil will infiltrate even into the Church, in such a way that one will see cardinals opposing cardinals, bishops against bishops. The priests who venerate Me will be scorned and opposed by their confreres…….churches and altars sacked; the Church will be full of those who accept compromises and the demon will press many priests and consecrated souls to leave the service of the Lord.


The demon will be especially implacable against souls consecrated to God. The thought of the loss of so many souls is the cause of my sadness. If sins increase in number and gravity, there will be no longer pardon for them.”



3. Our Lady of Peace at
Medjurgorje



In June 1981, the Blessed Virgin Mary was reported to have appeared to a number of young people in the vicinity of Medjurgorje in Yugoslavia. The extraordinary aspect of these apparitions are that they are continuing to the present day.
Our lady has stated that she has come to call the world to urgent repentance and conversion to God. She gives us grave warnings that God’s chastisement is soon to fall upon the world, but can be mitigated by prayer and penance. She asks each of us to pray the complete 15 decades of the Rosary daily, and to fast on bread and water on Wednesday and Friday



She has given each of the seers several secrets concerning the future of the world. Each seer will receive ten secrets in all and when this has been accomplished, the apparitions will cease.



Medjurgorje has become a site of pilgrimage to hundreds of thousands of Christians, and numerous miracles of healing and conversion have been widely reported. The complete Medjurgorje story is beyond the scope of this leaflet, but has been well documented in many of the books that have been written on Medjurgorje.



In a report that Father Tomislav Vlasic sent to the Pope and to the Bishop of Mostar at the end of 1983, he gave a summary of the messages and warnings given by Our Lady to the seers:



“The ninth and tenth secrets are grave matters. They are a chastisement for the sins of the world. The punishment is inevitable because we cannot expect the conversion of the entire world. The chastisement can be mitigated by prayers and penance. It cannot be suppressed. An evil which threatened the world, according to the seventh secret, has been eliminated through prayer and fasting, Mirjana said. For that reason, the Blessed Virgin continues to ask for prayer and fasting: “You have forgotten that with prayer and fasting you can ward off wars, suspend the laws of nature”.



After the first warning the others will follow within a rather brief period of time. So it is that people will have time for conversion.



This time is a period of grace and conversion. After the visible sign, those who are still alive will have little time for conversion. For that reason, the Blessed Virgin calls for urgent conversion and reconciliation.”



The invitation to prayer and penance is destined to ward off evil and war and above all to save souls.
According to Mirjana, we are close to the events predicted by the Blessed Virgin. Because of this, Mirjana says to mankind: “Convert yourselves as quickly as possible. Open your hearts to God”


 

Happy Fathers' day

Happy Fathers' day


Many poems have been written to explain,
How a mother’s love can soothe the pain.


But little has been said about a Father’s concern,
So.. now… I think it must be his turn.


A Father’s love for his off-spring,
Is just like that of a solid gold ring.


No matter what, it is unending,
Never breaking; though.. sometimes bending.


His love is as strong as a mother’s; although…
Due to his personality, it sometimes doesn’t show.


There is no question of how strong…
Or of its lasting…however long.


So no matter if his child is good or bad,
There is no Love stronger, than that of a Dad.



“One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.”



FATHERS’ DAY HISTORY


Sonora Dodd, of Washington, first had the idea of a “father’s day.” She thought of the idea for Father’s Day while listening to a Mother’s Day sermon in 1909.



Sonora wanted a special day to honor her father, William Smart. Smart, who was a Civil War veteran, was widowed when his wife died while giving birth to their sixth child. Mr. Smart was left to raise the newborn and his other five children by himself on a rural farm in eastern Washington state.


After Sonora became an adult she realized the selflessness her father had shown in raising his children as a single parent. It was her father that made all the parental sacrifices and was, in the eyes of his daughter, a courageous, selfless, and loving man. Sonora’s father was born in June, so she chose to hold the first Father’s Day celebration in Spokane, Washington on the 19th of June, 1910.


President Calvin Coolidge, in 1924, supported the idea of a national Father’s Day. Then in 1966 President Lyndon Johnson signed a presidential proclamation declaring the 3rd Sunday of June as Father’s Day. President Richard Nixon signed the law which finally made it permanent in 1972.



We love You Dear Papa


 

No face is more beautiful…

No face is more beautiful…


“Listen to the whispers of your soul,
and know how beautiful you truly are.”




“You suppose you are the trouble
But you are the cure
You suppose that you are the lock on the door
But you are the key that opens it
It’s too bad that you want to be someone else
You don’t see your own face, your own beauty
Yet, no face is more beautiful than yours.”

 

family

Where are we heading?



The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints; we spend more, but have less; we buy more but enjoy it less.


We have bigger houses and smaller families; more conveniences, but less time; we have more degrees, but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgment; more experts, but more problems; more medicine, but less wellness.


We drink too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry too quickly, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.


We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We’ve learned how to make a living, but not a life; we've added years to life, not life to years.


We’ve been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet the new neighbor. We’ve conquered outer space, but not inner space; we've done larger things, but not better things.


We’ve cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul; we’ve split the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less; we plan more, but accomplish less.


We’ve learned to rush, but not to wait; we have higher incomes, but, lower morals.


We build more computers to hold more information to produce more copies than ever, but have less communication; We’ve become long on quantity, but short on quality.


These are the days of two incomes, but more divorce; of fancier houses, but broken homes.


These are the days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throw away morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. Where are we heading….?


If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family we left behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.



And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family an unwise investment indeed.

So what is the morale of the story????



Don’t work too hard… and you know what’s the full word of family?

FAMILY = (F) ATHER (A) ND (M) OTHER, (I) (L) OVE (Y) OU