“albs” blog

My mother's First Death Anniversary

“God could not be everywhere,
and therefore he created mothers.”

My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw.

All I am I owe to my mother.

I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her

A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials, heavy and sudden, fall upon us; when adversity takes the place of prosperity; when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine, desert us when troubles thicken around us, still will she cling to us, and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness, and cause peace to return to our hearts.

There never was a woman like her. She was gentle as a dove and brave as a lioness… The memory of my mother and her teachings were, after all, the only capital I had to start life with, and on that capital I have made my way.

I know U r always with me but really missssssssssssssssssssssssss u alot

 Lesson in English

       1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

       2) The farm was used to produce produce .

       3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

       4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

       5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.




       6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

       7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time
to present the present

       A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

       9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

       10) I did not object to the object.

       11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

       12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row .

       13) They were too close to the door to close it.

       14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

       15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

       16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

       17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

       18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

       19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

       20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?


       Let’s face it - English is a crazy language.  There is no egg in
eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in
pineapple.  English muffins weren’t invented in  England or French
fries in France.  Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which
aren’t sweet, are meat.  We take English for granted.  But if we
explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly,
boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor
is it a pig.>
       And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers
don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth,
why isn’t the plural of booth, beeth?  One goose, 2 geese.  So one
moose, 2 meese?  One index, 2 indices?  Doesn’t it seem crazy that
you can make amends but not one amend?  If you have a bunch of odds
and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?>
       If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught?  If a vegetarian
eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?  Sometimes I think
all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the
verbally insane.  In what language do people recite at a play and
play at a recital?  Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?  Have
noses that run and feet that smell?>
       How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise
man and a wise guy are opposites?  You have to marvel at the unique
lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns
down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which,
an alarm goes off by going on.
       English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the
creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at
all That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when
the lights are out, they are invisible.

       PS. - Why doesn’t ‘Buick’ rhyme with ‘quick’

       You lovers of the English language might enjoy this.

       There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any
other two-letter word, and that is ‘UP.’

       It’s easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of
the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ?
At a meeting, why does a topic come UP?  Why do we speak UP and why
are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary
to write UP a report?

       We call UP our friends.  And we use it to brighten UP a room,
polish UP the silver; we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the
kitchen.  We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.
At other times the little word has real special meaning.  People
stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and
think UP excuses.  To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP
is special.  And this UP is confusing:  A drain must be opened UP
because it is stopped UP.  We open UP a store in the morning but we
close it UP at night.

       We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!  To be knowledgeable about
the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary.   In a
desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can
add UP to about thirty definitions.  If you are UP to it, you might
try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used.  It will take
UP a lot of your time, but if you don’t give UP, you may wind UP
with a hundred or more.  When it threatens to rain, we say it is
clouding UP When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP..

       When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.

       When it doesn’t rain for awhile, things dry UP.

       One could go on and on, but I’ll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP,
so………it is time to shut UP!

Ultimate truth
( Uncanny-but true !)

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success .. Is always under construction.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich .. Which never works.

If at first you don’t succeed . Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

As soon as you mention something if it is good, it is taken . If it is bad, it happens.

He who has the gold, makes the rules —- Murphy’s golden rule.

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

If you have paper, you don’t have a pen . If you have a pen, you don’t have paper if you have both, no one calls.

Especially for engg. Students—-
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

SURA IKHLAAS

Once a man was walking and he read this written on a wall: ‘Qull huwa Allah hu ahad, Allah hu samad, Lam yalid Wa lam youlad,Wa lam yakoun lahu koufwan ahad’ So he sat and read it, while he was reading it a man was watching him andcame to him and said ‘Do you know that you have got at least 470 hasana’s (blessings) just for reading
this! The person who wrote this on the wall also got 470 hasana’s; Even I got 470 hasana’s just for writing this mail; Even you got (who is reading this mail) 470 hasana’s. So press forward and let more people get 470
hasana’s.Don’ t forget, each time someone reads this mail and gets hasanat
so do you.

Read this “HATE letter”. It is so funny and creative. This is a loveletter from a boy to a girl…. However, the girl’s father does not like him and want them stop their relationship……and so..the boy wrote this letter to the girl..he knows that the girl’s father will definitely read this letter..

1 “The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend.”

So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to “READ BETWEEN THE LINES”, meaning-only to read 1.3.5.7.9.11.13.15.17.19.21.23.25. (Odd Numbers) So..Please try reading it again! It’s so smart & sweet….

friend is one who (F)INDS u in a
(R)USH of people
(I)NSPIRES u to do something in life,catches Ur
(E)MOTIONS &
(N)EVER leaves u till
(D)EATH…