“albs” blog

If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say HAPPY HOLI.

ENJOY HOLI ……..

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

Let’s join this group to save tigers

Our voice matters!

The first secret: The Power Of Love.

Love begins with our thoughts. We become what we think. Loving thoughts create loving experiences and loving relationships. Affirmations can change our beliefs and thoughts about ourselves and others. If we want to love someone, we need to consider their needs and desires. Thinking about your ideal partner will help recognize him or her when you meet.

The second secret: The Power Of Respect.

You cannot love anyone or anything unless you first respect them. The first person you need to respect is yourself. To begin to gain self-respect ask yourself, “What do I respect about myself? ” To gain respect for others, even those you may dislike, ask yourself, “What do I respect about them?”

The third secret: The Power Of Giving.

If you want to receive love, all you have to do is give it! The more love you give, the more you will receive. To love is to give of yourself, freely and unconditionally. Practice random acts of kindness. The secret formula of a happy, lifelong relationship is to always focus on what you can give instead of you can take.

The fourth secret: The Power Of Friendship.

To find true love you must first find a true friend. To love someone completely you must love them for who they are not what they look like. Friendship is the soil through which love’s seeds grow. If you want to bring love into a relationship, you must first bring friendship.

The fifth secret: The Power Of Touch.

Touch is one of the most powerful expressions of love, breaking down barriers and bonding relationships. Touch changes our physical and emotional states and makes us more receptive to love.

The sixth secret: The Power Of Letting Go.

If you love something, let it be free. Even in a loving relationship, people need their space. If we want to learn to love, we must first learn to forgive and let go of past hurts and grievances. Love means letting go of our fears, prejudices, egos and conditions.

The seventh secret: The Power Of Communication.

To love someone is to communicate with them. Let the people you love know; that you love and appreciate them. Never be afraid to say, “I love you.” Never let an opportunity pass to praise and acknowledge someone. Always leave someone you love with a loving word … it could be the last time you see them.

The eighth secret: The Power Of Commitment.

If you want to have love in abundance, you must be committed to it. Commitment is the true test of love. If you want to have loving relationships, you must be committed to loving relationships. When you are committed to someone or something, quitting is never an option. Commitment distinguishes a fragile relationship from a strong, loving one.

The ninth secret: The Power Of Passion.

Passion ignites love and keeps it alive. Lasting passion does not come through physical attraction alone. It comes from deep commitment, enthusiasm, interest and excitement. The essence of love and happiness are the same, all we need to do is to live each day with passion.

The tenth secret: The Power Of Trust.

You cannot love someone completely unless you trust them completely. Act as if your relationship with the person you love will never end. Trust is essential in all loving relationships. Trust yourself, trust others and trust the world. It is the foundation for LOVE.

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
 
2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
 
3. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they  start with.
 
4. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States .
 
5. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row ! of the keyboard.
 
6. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!
 
7. You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.
 
8. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
 
9. People say “Bless you” when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your  heart stops for a millisecond.
 
10. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
 
11. The “sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the  toughest tongue twister in the English language.
 
12. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to  suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and  die.
 
13. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history. Spades - King David Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts -  Charlemagne Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
 
14. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
 
15. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in  the air, the person died in battle.
 
16. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a  result of wounds received in battle.
 
17. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of  natural causes.
 
18. Question - This is the only food that doesn’t spoil. What is this?  Ans. - Honey
 
19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
 
20. A snail can sleep for three years.
 
21. All polar bears are left handed.
 
22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from  each salad served in first-class.
 
23. Butterflies taste with their feet.
 
24. Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.
 
25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
 
26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
 
27.Shakespeare invented the word ‘assassination’ and ‘bump’.
 
28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
 
29.The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
 
30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
 
31.The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body  to squirt blood 30 feet.
 
32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
 
33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in  your ear by 700 times.
 
34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
 
35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
 
36. Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different.
 
37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

Why does a sardar study in front of mirror?

Ans.

1) It saves revision time.

2) He likes combined studies.

3) Lastly he wants sum1 2 keep an eye on him…..

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Sardar’s dad died and he was crying
after a couple of minutes sardar cries Louder.

Friend :- What happened now?

Sardar :- My sister just call me. Her dad also died……

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Nasa ne 3 sardaro ko chand pe bheja, rocket uda magar adhe raste se vapas
aaya.
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Unko pucha gaya to bole… : Aaj amaswas hai chand to nhi hoga…….
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If sardar want to dial 9449494494..
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how will he dial……..?
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and then “REDIAL”…………………
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Waiter gives bill to Sardar ji.

Sardar: Take this card.

Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card

Sardar:So what? You hv writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED…….
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Sardar: mujhe phone pe dhamkiyan mil rhi hai

Police: kon de rha hai

sardar: Bsnl wale, bolte hai k agr bill na bhara to kaat denge……

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Once a Sardar was roaming in d jungle
suddenly he saw a snak hanging on d tree
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sardar goes little closer 2 dat tree nearly d snak
And he said: ” ese latak ne se height nhi badhti, mummy ko bolo COMPLAIN
pee laye.. “..

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Sardar n Wife waiting 4 train
Itane me PUNJAB MAIL aayi,

Sardar bhag k train me chad gaya aur
wife se bola Jab PUNJAB FEMALE aaye to chad ja….
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Sardar: Yeh kela(banana) kaisa diya?

Shopkeeper: 1Rs.

sardar: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?

S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.

Sardar:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de……..

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once saradji..was drinking water……

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…arrey ab kya ek sardar chain se paani bhi naih pi sakta..ismein bhi
joke chahiye tumhe…
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jaan lelo bechare sardaron ki…

hahaha…. J J J

Do what really makes you happy
Mounting obligations and hectic schedules can make it all too easy to lose track. But whether it’s the little things in life that make you smile, or the joy of working toward a larger goal, focusing on your happiness each day can help protect your emotional wellbeing and your physical health.

Enjoy distractions
When you’re adding items to your to-do list, don’t forget the good stuff. If you look forward to reading in bed, going out to breakfast, taking long walks, listening to music, or just sitting quietly outside, make time for at least one of your favourite diversions every day.

Consider crossing out pesky items on your list that you keep saying you’re going to do but haven’t gotten to in over a year, like alphabetizing your bills or organizing your sock drawer. Or get rid of a time-consuming chore that isn’t enhancing your life one bit.

Be kind to yourself
We all have low-energy days, but if you can resist the urge to skip your daily workout when you’re feeling low, you’ll be rewarded both now and later. Try this trick: Tell yourself that you need to do only 10 minutes of exercise. Once you’re up and moving (and feeling better) you’ll most likely want to finish your workout. Even if you can’t push past the 10-minute mark on the occasional bad day, you’ll feel good about doing at least a little something. Sticking with an exercise plan helps you feel good about yourself, strengthens your immune system, and enhances production of mood-boosting hormones.

Bust that stress
Defuse daily hassles by practicing stress-reduction strategies. Try taking deep-breathing breaks throughout the day, inhaling through your nose and then exhaling slowly through your mouth.

Repeating this action three or four times allows more oxygen to get into your bloodstream, creating a feeling of calm. Progressive muscle relaxation, yoga, and meditation also are effective ways of reducing tension, stress, depression, and anxiety. And a brisk 10-minute walk will do far more to dissipate your stress and lift your spirits than eating the bad-for-you snacks you might crave when feeling frantic.

Share your skills for happiness
Volunteer at a local school, club, or community organization. Not only will sharing your unique talents and expertise benefit others, but research shows that volunteering can make you happier and improve your wellbeing, too. Feeling engaged and involved in your local community is good for your emotional health. It’s also an opportunity to learn new skills and meet new people. Win-win.

Connect with loved ones
Unwind and share a few laughs with your family or friends at least once or twice each month. The openness and trust you share with the important people in your life can help give you the perspective you need to cope with everyday challenges. These regular connections will also have a positive impact on your health, especially when you share a good laugh. Laughing lowers blood pressure, reduces stress hormones, and releases endorphins that can ease pain.

Also, don’t neglect relationships at work. Colleagues and coworkers can provide valuable support and keep your blood pressure under control during stressful situations. .

Feeling satisfied and fulfilled with your life is an essential part of your emotional and physical well-being. As you grow to appreciate your time, independence, self-assurance, skills, and relationships, you will be amazed at just how good you feel, both in body and in spirit.

Love never dies a natural death.

It dies because we don’t know how to replenish its source.

It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals.

It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing.

It’s HARD to CLOSE ur eyes when u really want to SEE.

Sumtimes its HARDER to say NO when u really mean YES…

But the HARDEST thing to do is to LET GO when u want to STAY…

To let go doesnt mean to stop caring…

To let go is to learn there is nothing beyond…

To let go means accepting reality…

To let go is loving more coz u only want the BEST……

Father : “I want you to marry a girl of my choice”
Son : “I will choose my own bride!”

Father : “But the girl is Bill Gates`s daughter.”
Son : “Well, in that case…ok”

Next - Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father : “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates : “But my daughter is too young to marry!”

Father : “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates : “Ah, in that case…ok”
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father : “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President : “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father : “But this young man is Bill Gates`s son-in-law..”
President : “Ah, in that case…ok”

This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing,You can get Anything. But your attitude should be positive