THE GEOGRAPHY OF  A WOMAN  
  
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild,
fertile and naturally beautiful!
  
  
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe ….well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone of real value.
  
 
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.
  
  
 
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm
and desirable place to visit.
  
  
 
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and
all conquering past.
  
  
 
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war, doesn’t
make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
  
  
 
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open to


meeting new people.
  
  
 
After 70, she becomes Tibet .. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past
and the wisdom of the ages…  With an adventurous spirit and a thirst for
spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF  A MAN     
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iraq & Iran , ruled by nuts.
  
 
THE END.

| Shree Khaa Naa Ya Namaha ||

Mrs. and Mr. Sambhar Chatni

Request the pleasure of the company of

Mrs. & Mr. Idli

On the occasion of the Marriage of their grandson,

SADA DOSA

(Son of Mrs. & Mr. Masala Dosa)

to

PANI PURI

(Daughter of Mrs. & Mr. Bhel Puri)

on 30th February 2011, at 12.00 a.m. at

Dahi Wada Hall, Samosa Building,

Cham Cham Road, Opposite Papad Theatre,

Haldiram, Mumbai Rasgulla 400 000.

Res. : “Nariyal ka Chatni”, Paneer Rd.

Chola Battura Avenue, Mumbai Dhokla 400 111.

Tel. 91-22-2561118241

e-mail: loosemotions@toi-let.com

NO GIFTS PLEASE, ONLY PRESENTS.

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