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For all “Khichdi” Fans……
Hansa & Praful-Dictionary
“DECIDE”
Hansa : Praful “Decide” matlab ?
Praful : “Decide” Hansaaaa-a … vo Casettee player mein hum casettee nahi dalte usme hota hai na …. “A side” — “B side” …. to “C-side” … “D- side”
—> “Decide”
“Mature”
Hansa : Ae Praful, mature matlab ????
praful: jab apna mahesh…chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya kaha tha ?
hansa: usne kaha tha.. mujhe chodd do…. “MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON”
..main chor …..main chor…..mature. ..acha acha….”
“Alphabet”
hansa: praful alphabet matlab?
praful: alphabet hansa,local train mein safar karte hoye maasi jaise hi koi seat khali dekhti hai to wo apni beti alpha se kya kehti hai?
hansa: alpha beth seat pe,alpha beth,
oooooooooooo, acha toh yeh alphabet!!
“Asset”
Hansa : Prafulll “Asset” matlab???
Praful : Asset Hansaaa ….
Jab hum gaadi mein jaate hai and jab gaadi signal par rukti hai ….. taab vo bhikari log aa kar kya bolte hai …
“Aee Seth… thoda paisa do naa” … ” Aee Sethh …. ” … Asset ..
“Depend”
Hansa : Yeh Depend kya hota hai Prafful??
Praful : Depend Hansa… wo Swimming Pool mein ek taraf to paani kam gehra hota hai, aur dusri side zyada gehra….. Deep-End.. Depend!
TOURNAMENT
HANSA:- ae he he PRAFUL, TOURNAMENT MATLAB??
PRAFUL:- TOURNAMENT HANSA!!! YE JO TUMNE JHUMKE PEHNE HAIN, GEHNE PEHNE HAIN INKO ENGLISH ME KYA KEHTE HAIN, BOLO BOLO!!
HANSA:- AAA HAN HAN TOURNAMENT, (HANSA KHUSH)
MELISA:-(CHIDH KAR) ARE USE TOURNAMENT NAHI ORNAMENT KEHTE HAIN
HANSA:- ARE KUCHH BHI MAT BOLLL
EK JHHUMKA — ORNAMENT, DO JHHUMKE — TWO ORNAMENT# #TOURNAMENT
“AE PRAFUL!! YE MELISA KO BHI BABUJI KI TARAH KUCHH BHI NAHI ATAA..”
:-D
“elastic”
Hansa: Praful elastic matlab??
Praful: Elastic Hansa..
apni voh Shradha ben unki beti ila …
usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi??
Hansa : Ila to…
Ila-stick leke …
Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!
“Automatically”
Hansa: Praful automatically matlab??
Praful: aare Hansa.. agar koi aadmi ganja hota hai tou ussko kya bolte hain…
Hansa: taklaa..
Praful: aur agar koi ladki ganji ho to ussko kya bolenge…..
Hansa: takli..
Praful: aur wohi ladki agar auto mein baith kar kahin ghoomne jaye tou ussko kya bologi??
Hansa : auto mein takli… aare haan automatically!
Tum kitne samajhdaar ho Praful…
HAPPY KHICHADI TO ALL OF UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
“ALBS”