For all “Khichdi” Fans……

Hansa & Praful-Dictionary
“DECIDE”
Hansa : Praful “Decide” matlab ?
Praful : “Decide” Hansaaaa-a … vo Casettee player mein hum casettee nahi dalte usme hota hai na …. “A side” — “B side” …. to “C-side” … “D- side”
—> “Decide”

“Mature”
Hansa : Ae Praful, mature matlab ????
praful: jab apna mahesh…chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya kaha tha ?
hansa: usne kaha tha.. mujhe chodd do…. “MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON”
..main chor …..main chor…..mature. ..acha acha….”

“Alphabet”
hansa: praful alphabet matlab?
praful: alphabet hansa,local train mein safar karte hoye maasi jaise hi koi seat khali dekhti hai to wo apni beti alpha se kya kehti hai?
hansa: alpha beth seat pe,alpha beth,
oooooooooooo, acha toh yeh alphabet!!

“Asset”
Hansa : Prafulll “Asset” matlab???
Praful : Asset Hansaaa ….
Jab hum gaadi mein jaate hai and jab gaadi signal par rukti hai ….. taab vo bhikari log aa kar kya bolte hai …
“Aee Seth… thoda paisa do naa” … ” Aee Sethh …. ” … Asset ..

“Depend”
Hansa : Yeh Depend kya hota hai Prafful??
Praful : Depend Hansa… wo Swimming Pool mein ek taraf to paani kam gehra hota hai, aur dusri side zyada gehra….. Deep-End.. Depend!

TOURNAMENT
HANSA:- ae he he PRAFUL, TOURNAMENT MATLAB??
PRAFUL:- TOURNAMENT HANSA!!! YE JO TUMNE JHUMKE PEHNE HAIN, GEHNE PEHNE HAIN INKO ENGLISH ME KYA KEHTE HAIN, BOLO BOLO!!
HANSA:- AAA HAN HAN TOURNAMENT, (HANSA KHUSH)
MELISA:-(CHIDH KAR) ARE USE TOURNAMENT NAHI ORNAMENT KEHTE HAIN
HANSA:- ARE KUCHH BHI MAT BOLLL
EK JHHUMKA — ORNAMENT, DO JHHUMKE — TWO ORNAMENT# #TOURNAMENT

“AE PRAFUL!! YE MELISA KO BHI BABUJI KI TARAH KUCHH BHI NAHI ATAA..” :-D

“elastic”
Hansa: Praful elastic matlab??
Praful: Elastic Hansa..
apni voh Shradha ben unki beti ila …
usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi??
Hansa : Ila to…
Ila-stick leke …
Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!

“Automatically”
Hansa: Praful automatically matlab??
Praful: aare Hansa.. agar koi aadmi ganja hota hai tou ussko kya bolte hain…
Hansa: taklaa..
Praful: aur agar koi ladki ganji ho to ussko kya bolenge…..
Hansa: takli..
Praful: aur wohi ladki agar auto mein baith kar kahin ghoomne jaye tou ussko kya bologi??
Hansa : auto mein takli… aare haan automatically!
Tum kitne samajhdaar ho Praful…

HAPPY KHICHADI TO ALL OF UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

“ALBS”

AGAR AURAT PAR HAATH UTHAYE TO ZALIM  

THE GEOGRAPHY OF  A WOMAN  
  
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild,
fertile and naturally beautiful!
  
  
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe ….well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone of real value.
  
 
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.
  
  
 
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm
and desirable place to visit.
  
  
 
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and
all conquering past.
  
  
 
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war, doesn’t
make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
  
  
 
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open to


meeting new people.
  
  
 
After 70, she becomes Tibet .. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past
and the wisdom of the ages…  With an adventurous spirit and a thirst for
spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF  A MAN     
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iraq & Iran , ruled by nuts.
  
 
THE END.

| Shree Khaa Naa Ya Namaha ||

Mrs. and Mr. Sambhar Chatni

Request the pleasure of the company of

Mrs. & Mr. Idli

On the occasion of the Marriage of their grandson,

SADA DOSA

(Son of Mrs. & Mr. Masala Dosa)

to

PANI PURI

(Daughter of Mrs. & Mr. Bhel Puri)

on 30th February 2011, at 12.00 a.m. at

Dahi Wada Hall, Samosa Building,

Cham Cham Road, Opposite Papad Theatre,

Haldiram, Mumbai Rasgulla 400 000.

Res. : “Nariyal ka Chatni”, Paneer Rd.

Chola Battura Avenue, Mumbai Dhokla 400 111.

Tel. 91-22-2561118241

e-mail: loosemotions@toi-let.com

NO GIFTS PLEASE, ONLY PRESENTS.

Why does a sardar study in front of mirror?

Ans.

1) It saves revision time.

2) He likes combined studies.

3) Lastly he wants sum1 2 keep an eye on him…..

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Sardar’s dad died and he was crying
after a couple of minutes sardar cries Louder.

Friend :- What happened now?

Sardar :- My sister just call me. Her dad also died……

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Nasa ne 3 sardaro ko chand pe bheja, rocket uda magar adhe raste se vapas
aaya.
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Unko pucha gaya to bole… : Aaj amaswas hai chand to nhi hoga…….
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If sardar want to dial 9449494494..
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how will he dial……..?
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…He will first dial ….. 94494
and then “REDIAL”…………………
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Waiter gives bill to Sardar ji.

Sardar: Take this card.

Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card

Sardar:So what? You hv writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED…….
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Sardar: mujhe phone pe dhamkiyan mil rhi hai

Police: kon de rha hai

sardar: Bsnl wale, bolte hai k agr bill na bhara to kaat denge……

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Once a Sardar was roaming in d jungle
suddenly he saw a snak hanging on d tree
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sardar goes little closer 2 dat tree nearly d snak
And he said: ” ese latak ne se height nhi badhti, mummy ko bolo COMPLAIN
pee laye.. “..

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Sardar n Wife waiting 4 train
Itane me PUNJAB MAIL aayi,

Sardar bhag k train me chad gaya aur
wife se bola Jab PUNJAB FEMALE aaye to chad ja….
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Sardar: Yeh kela(banana) kaisa diya?

Shopkeeper: 1Rs.

sardar: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?

S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.

Sardar:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de……..

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once saradji..was drinking water……

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…arrey ab kya ek sardar chain se paani bhi naih pi sakta..ismein bhi
joke chahiye tumhe…
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jaan lelo bechare sardaron ki…

hahaha…. J J J

Father : “I want you to marry a girl of my choice”
Son : “I will choose my own bride!”

Father : “But the girl is Bill Gates`s daughter.”
Son : “Well, in that case…ok”

Next - Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father : “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates : “But my daughter is too young to marry!”

Father : “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates : “Ah, in that case…ok”
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father : “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President : “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father : “But this young man is Bill Gates`s son-in-law..”
President : “Ah, in that case…ok”

This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing,You can get Anything. But your attitude should be positive

A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters.

The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:

Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha,

I am sending Ba’s body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT .

Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Ba’s body, cans of cheese,

10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide these among all of you.

On Ba’s feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha’s and Lakshmi’s sons. Hope the sizes are correct.

Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.

Just distribute the rest among yourselves.

The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.

The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba’s left wrist.

Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.

The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews.

Please distribute all these fairly.

PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well now a days

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women

(and what they actually mean)

10. I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

9. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
(I don’t want to do my dad.)

8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
(You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes on.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing.)

6. I’ve got a boyfriend.
(I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.)

5. I don’t date men where I work.
(I wouldn’t date you if you were in the same ’solar system’, much less the same building.)

4. It’s not you, it’s me.
(It’s you.)

3. I’m concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I’m celibate.
(I’ve sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let’s be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet )

Top 10 rejection lines given by Men
(and what they actually mean…)

10. I think of you as a sister.
(You’re ugly.)

9. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
(You’re ugly.)

8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
(You’re ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(You’re ugly.)

6. I’ve got a girlfriend.
(You’re ugly.)

5. I don’t date women where I work.
(You’re ugly.)

4. It’s not you, it’s me.
(You’re ugly.)

3. I’m concentrating on my career.
(You’re ugly.)

2. I’m celibate.
(You’re ugly.)

1. Let’s be friends.
(You’re sinfully ugly.)