Posted in Friends, Joke on 06/29/2010 11:54 am by rao aelbeena
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild,
fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe ….well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm
and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and
all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war, doesn’t
make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open to
meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet .. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past
and the wisdom of the ages… With an adventurous spirit and a thirst for
spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iraq & Iran , ruled by nuts.
THE END.
Posted in Joke on 06/24/2010 11:50 am by rao aelbeena
| Shree Khaa Naa Ya Namaha ||
Mrs. and Mr. Sambhar Chatni
Request the pleasure of the company of
Mrs. & Mr. Idli
On the occasion of the Marriage of their grandson,
SADA DOSA
(Son of Mrs. & Mr. Masala Dosa)
to
PANI PURI
(Daughter of Mrs. & Mr. Bhel Puri)
on 30th February 2011, at 12.00 a.m. at
Dahi Wada Hall, Samosa Building,
Cham Cham Road, Opposite Papad Theatre,
Haldiram, Mumbai Rasgulla 400 000.
Res. : “Nariyal ka Chatni”, Paneer Rd.
Chola Battura Avenue, Mumbai Dhokla 400 111.
Tel. 91-22-2561118241
e-mail: loosemotions@toi-let.com
NO GIFTS PLEASE, ONLY PRESENTS.
Posted in Friends on 06/24/2010 11:42 am by rao aelbeena
Special Mention
Save Trees
Posted in Friends on 06/24/2010 11:31 am by rao aelbeena
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Posted in Story on 06/24/2010 11:29 am by rao aelbeena
A guy was deeply in love with his classmate.
One day he proposed her by saying that he loved her a lot….
But she was angry and refused and threatened him that she’d complain to the
Principal if he ever bothers her again.
One day the girl borrowed a text book from that boy and wrote a message “I love you
too, I’m sorry to hurt you the other day. if u’ve forgiven me, please come and talk
to me and never leave me.” in that book.
But the guy never talked to her.
4 yrs went away and nothing has happened..
Moral of the story:
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Engineering boys never open their
books!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted in Friends on 06/24/2010 11:21 am by rao aelbeena
Please do not keep ur feet on the bench…
Posted in Friends on 06/24/2010 11:10 am by rao aelbeena
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Posted in Friends, Philosophy, Story on 05/31/2010 12:31 pm by rao aelbeena
The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for GOD to rescue him, and every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming.
Exhausted, he eventually managed to build a little hut out of driftwood to protect him from the elements, and to store his few possessions.
One day after scavenging for food he arrived home to find his little hut in flames, with smoke rolling up to the sky. The worst had happened, and everything was lost. He was stunned with disbelief, grief, and anger. “GOD, how could you do this to me?” he cried.
Early the next day he was awakened by the sound of a ship that was approaching the island. It had come to rescue him.
“How did you know I was here?” asked the weary man of his rescuers.
“We saw your smoke signal,” they replied.
It’s easy to get discouraged when things are going bad, but we shouldn’t lose heart, because GOD is at work in our lives, even in the midst of pain, and suffering. Remember that the next time your little hut seems to be burning to the ground. It just may be a smoke signal that summons the grace of GOD.
You may want to consider passing this on, because you never know who feels like their hut is on fire today……
