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Bhog for Navratris
Posted by shilpa agarwal in Humour, cuisines on September 18th, 2009
Bhog Prasad for Navratris
Kassar
Ingredients:
250 Gms whole wheat flour (atta)
� cup ghee
2 tbsps powdered sugar or boora
� cup chopped almonds
Fruits like apple and banana diced into small pieces
15-20 tulsi leaves
Method:
Put ghee in a wok (kadhai) and melt it on medium flame. Now add whole wheat flour to the melted ghee and roast the flour on low heat till the wheat flour (atta) changes into a light brown colour. Keep stirring to avoid flour sticking to the sides of the wok and giving a burnt smell. Once the colour of the flour changes to brown and it gives a nice roasted fragrance, remove the wok from fire. Add boora or powdered sugar and chopped almonds. Once the roasted flour cools, add the chopped fruits of your choice.
MEWA MODAK
Ingredients:
250 gms whole wheat flour
50 gms powdered sugar
� cup chopped almonds
� cup chopped cashew nuts
� cup shredded coconut
� cup raisins
50 gms gond (edible resin)
150 gms ghee
Method:
Coarsely powder the gond (edible resin) in the mixie. Warm the ghee in a wok. Deep fry cashew nuts and almonds on low heat and then remove from the wok and spread it on a tissue till the excess ghee gets soaked. Now fry the coarsely powdered gond and drain it on a tissue. After gond, roast wheat flour (atta) in the wok (kadahi) till the flour changes its colour to light brown. Roast the flour on low flame and keep stirring gently to avoid burning. This will also ensure equal roasting of the flour. Once the atta is roasted, remove wok from fire; add chopped cashew nuts and almonds, shredded coconut and raisins. Also add powdered sugar to it and when the whole mixture cools a bit, make the modaks with palms while still warm.
GULDANA
Ingredients:
250 gms. White urad dal (dhuli urad dal)
750 gms. Sugar
400 gms. Ghee
2-3 drops yellow food colour
5-6 strands of saffron (kesar)
METHOD:
Wash the dal and soak it in drinking water for 4-5 hours. Then drain the water and grind urad dal to a paste form. Now beat this paste well with a beater, spoon or fork. (This requires a bit of muscle power if done with spoon or fork). The dal paste will rise and become smooth and light when beaten well. On the other hand add about one or one and half glass of water to a thick bottom pan, add sugar, yellow colour and saffron. Let this syrup boil till it forms one string syrup.
One the other burner put ghee in a wok (kadhai) and heat it on high flame. Once the ghee becomes hot, reduce the flame to minimum, take a flat spatula with big holes (usually used for frying) and pour the dal paste onto the holed spatula. The dal paste drops from the holes into the kadhai forming small balls. You can fry this at high or medium heat, till it changes to a golden colour. Remove the golden balls from the wok and drain on a tissue paper. Now soak these balls in the sugar syrup for about 1-2 minutes; remove from the syrup and spread these balls on a big steel plate and allow the guldana to cool. (You can also put chaandi ka varak on them but somehow I avoid that.)
KHEER
Ingredients:
� cup sugar
� cup rice (you can use � cup rice too if you don�t like too much rice in kheer)
� cup chopped almonds (soaked and slithered) and pistachio nuts.
6-7 strands of saffron
METHOD
Wash and soak rice for � hour. Take a heavy bottom pan or kadhai and add milk to it. Boil the milk. Add soaked rice and simmer the flame and let the rice cook in the milk on low heat till the milk becomes little thick. Keep stirring the kheer off and on to avoid burning. Add saffron too and let it cook with the rice in milk. Keep stirring until the rice boils. Mash the rice with spoon so that the kheer gains a thick consistency. Once it�s done remove the kheer kadahi from fire and then add sugar, stir well. Then add chopped almonds and pistachios.
COCUNUT BURFI
Ingredients:
75-100 Gms sugar (according to taste)
25 Gms. Ghee
100 Gms. Fresh coconut grated
5-6 strands saffron
Chopped Almonds and pistas
Method:
Boil milk in a wok (kadhai). When the milk starts boiling add grated coconut and saffron strands and reduce the flame to low. Let the coconut and saffron cook in boiled milk for sometime on low heat. Stir in between while it cooks. When the milk begins to evaporate and the mixture starts sticking to the sides of the wok then add sugar to the mixture in the wok. When the sugar melts add ghee alongside the pan and cook the mixture well, till it stops sticking on the sides of the wok. Remove the wok from gas burner and keep aside. Turn a thali and grease it with oil. Then spread the coconut mixture on the upside down greased thali, spread chopped almonds and pistas over it and then roll a rolling pin over the mixture so that the burfi sets evenly. Once it sets, say about an hour, then cut into square pieces.
PUDE (GULGULE)
Ingredients:
250 ml water
4-5 pods of green cardamom- opened and seeds separated
1 tsp saunf (fennel)
Oil to deep fry
METHOD:
1. Soak gur in water for 1 hour.
2. Add all the ingredients except oil to the gur water. Mix well. Adjust the water to get pakora (fritters) batter like consistency. Beat well.
3. Heat oil in a karahi (heavy bottomed vessel). When the oil is sufficiently hot, turn the heat to medium. Drop the batter by hand or by tablespoonfuls. When 1 side is cooked, turn over and fry from other side also. Fry till they get reddish brown. Drain on an absorbent paper.
DIRECT 4M MY BRAIN
Posted by shilpa agarwal in Humour on September 14th, 2009
DIRECT 4M MY BRAIN
Finally this blog comes from my brain, the lines highlighted in blue are by a brain cell and pink ones represent me.
Knock, knock, knock!
(No reply)
Khat, khat khat
Who is it???
Me
Who me? Speak up fast
A teeny weenie Brain Cell
eeeeeeeeo �a brain cell!� Who�s brain cell?
Yours, you duffer!
I don�t believe this, I do have brains yippee!
Ok ok what do you want jaldi bolo, I am too busy with my heart cell
I was wondering�
Aha, my brain cell wonders too!
First listen you impatient lady, tell me what happens when a person or any living thing dies?
Hmm, we simply change bodies that�s what our Hindu mythology says!
And who takes care of where the soul will be posted to?
Whoa! I can�t believe this, are you sure you are my brain cell?
Yes yes yes (the brain cell glows like a 100 watt bulb)
Oh boy, you got me thinking too much, huh! My mind�s racing fast�
OMG! The answer is GOD! But most important point to note is the amount how much work God does and HIS versatility�first he strikes arrows or ties a knot to allow man and woman to fall in love or get married or etc. whatever and then gets them to copulate and then �.skilfully accommodates the soul of the person! Oh my! That�s what I call a real smarty, a real GENIUS- Insaan bhi khush, Bhagwaan bhi khush. He takes care of the minutest activity done by us(well, not just the one I just mentioned above, the list is endless�). He shows us the path at every step, it�s on us whether we see it or not, he knocks every door with an opportunity, it�s on us whether we open the door or we don�t. All He wants is to see everyone happy, especially the good ones (hmmm, I�m wondering, which list do I fall under- good, bad or so-so�)
Just let me check this from my heart cell�
Wooohoooo!!! I fall under the section �good one� guess why �obviously ya, because I am in love with God!�
Oh, no wonder, that man called you a weirdo!
Yeah, I am so excited about the compliment, I truly loved it!
Ah, I am so proud of you!
Whatttttt! Let me hear that again, I really wonder if you really are my brain cell�
Listen dear lady this time it�s me,
Who me?
!
!
!
Your Mr. GOD, ta da!
PS: Though I wrote this blog in a humorous manner but it reads too much in between the lines, I hope you understand the serious aspect too. Wishing all lots of luck and happiness, keep smiling J
sms gyan
Posted by shilpa agarwal in SMS on September 14th, 2009
Yet again,this one is also not from my brain, I am just preparing you for something cropping and popping in my brain, until then enjoy this——————–
Jeevan me saphal hone ke liye 3 factories lagao:
1) Dimag me Ice factory.
2) Zuban par Sugar factory.
3) Dil me love factory.
Phir life hogi satisfactory..
Ek din sagar ne nadi se pucha:
kab tak milti rahogi mujh khare jal se?
nadi ne haskar kaha:
jab tak tujh me mithas na aa jaye tab tak
That’s “RELATIONSHIP”.
Dostana andaz Mujh se kisi ne pucha,
Tum sabko sms bhejhte ho ? Tumhe kya milta hai ?
Maine hass kar kaha, Dena Lena to Vyaapar hai,
Jo dekar kuch na mange, Wo hi to PYAR hai.
1 tree makes 1 Lakh matchsticks.
But 1 matchstick can burn 1 Lakh trees.
Similarly 1 negative thought or doubt can burn thousands of
dreams….Be Positive!
Chehre ki hasi se har ghum chupao,
Bahut kuch bolo par kuch na batao…
Khud na rutho kabhi par sabko manao
Ye Raaz he Zindagi ka, Bas Jite chale jao
Wah prabhu kya therri leela:
Chuha Billi se darta hai,
Billi Kutte se darti hai,
Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,
Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai
unscramble
Posted by shilpa agarwal in Humour on September 11th, 2009
Hi friends
I got your mails saying, that the Jokes page was not opening, thanks for informing me, but the simple reason was that—- i deleted it!!!
Here enjoy these unscrambled words, yeah, not from my brain, just pasted this to convey, I still linger here at times…
This has got to be one of the cleverest
E-mails I’ve received in awhile.
Someone out there
is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET’S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I’M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
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