Archive for September 14th, 2009

DIRECT 4M MY BRAIN

 

DIRECT 4M MY BRAIN

 

Finally this blog comes from my brain, the lines highlighted in blue are by a brain cell and pink ones represent me. 

 

 

 

Knock, knock, knock!

(No reply)

Khat, khat khat

 

Who is it???

 

Me

 

Who me? Speak up fast

 

A teeny weenie Brain Cell

 

eeeeeeeeo �a brain cell!� Who�s brain cell?

 

Yours, you duffer!

 

I don�t believe this, I do have brains yippee!

Ok ok what do you want jaldi bolo, I am too busy with my heart cell

 

I was wondering�

 

Aha, my brain cell wonders too!

 

First listen you impatient lady, tell me what happens when a person or any living thing dies?

 

Hmm, we simply change bodies that�s what our Hindu mythology says!

 

And who takes care of where the soul will be posted to?

 

Whoa! I can�t believe this, are you sure you are my brain cell?

 

Yes yes yes (the brain cell glows like a 100 watt bulb)

 

Oh boy, you got me thinking too much, huh! My mind�s racing fast�

 

OMG! The answer is GOD! But most important point to note is the amount how much work God does and HIS versatility�first he strikes arrows or ties a knot to allow man and woman to fall in love or get married or etc. whatever and then gets them to copulate and then �.skilfully accommodates the soul of the person! Oh my! That�s what I call a real smarty, a real GENIUS-  Insaan bhi khush, Bhagwaan bhi khush. He takes care of the minutest activity done by us(well, not just the one I just mentioned above, the list is endless�). He shows us the path at every step, it�s on us whether we see it or not, he knocks every door with an opportunity, it�s on us whether we open the door or we don�t. All He wants is to see everyone happy, especially the good ones (hmmm, I�m wondering, which list do I fall under- good, bad or so-so�) 


Just let me check this from my heart cell�

Wooohoooo!!! I fall under the section �good one� guess why �obviously ya, because  I am in love with God!�

 

Oh, no wonder, that man called you a weirdo!

 

Yeah, I am so excited about the compliment, I truly loved it!

 

Ah, I am so proud of you!

 

Whatttttt! Let me hear that again, I really wonder if you really are my brain cell�

 

Listen dear lady this time it�s me,

 

Who me?

!

!

!

 

Your Mr. GOD,     ta da!

 

 

 

PS: Though I wrote this blog in a humorous manner but it reads too much in between the lines, I hope you understand the serious aspect too. Wishing all lots of luck and happiness, keep smiling J

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Yet again,this one is also not from my brain, I am just preparing you for something cropping and popping in my brain, until then enjoy this——————–


Jeevan me saphal hone ke liye 3 factories lagao:
1) Dimag me Ice factory.
2) Zuban par Sugar factory.
3) Dil me love factory.
Phir life hogi satisfactory..


Ek din sagar ne nadi se pucha:
kab tak milti rahogi mujh khare jal se?
nadi ne haskar kaha:
jab tak tujh me mithas na aa jaye tab tak
That’s “RELATIONSHIP”.

Dostana andaz Mujh se kisi ne pucha,
Tum sabko sms bhejhte ho ? Tumhe kya milta hai ?
Maine hass kar kaha, Dena Lena to Vyaapar hai,
Jo dekar kuch na mange, Wo hi to PYAR hai.

1 tree makes 1 Lakh matchsticks.
But 1 matchstick can burn 1 Lakh trees.
Similarly 1 negative thought or doubt can burn thousands of
dreams….Be Positive!

Chehre ki hasi se har ghum chupao,
Bahut kuch bolo par kuch na batao…
Khud na rutho kabhi par sabko manao
Ye Raaz he Zindagi ka, Bas Jite chale jao


Wah prabhu kya therri leela:
Chuha Billi se darta hai,
Billi Kutte se darti hai,
Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,
Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai

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