Hi, I was about to post a blog on Gandhiji but somehow the pics encountered some problems so for the time being, I am posting these jokes which were forwarded to me by my friend Dr. Meenakshi Kumar. Hope you enjoy them!

Politically Correct Jokes

1
The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after
the attack on the Pentagon:

‘I’m sorry to hear about the attack.It is a very big tragedy. But in
case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies
of
everything.’

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2
Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:

Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my
condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great
bldgs.. I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with
that…

Bush: What buildings? What people??

Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?

Bush: It’s eight in the morning.

Musharraf: Oops…Will call back in an hour!

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3
Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the
bar man, ‘Isn’t that Bush and Vajpayee?’

The bar man says ‘Yep, that’s them.’ So the guy walks over and says,
‘Hello, what are you guys doing?’

Bush says, ‘We’re planning world war 3′

The guy says, ‘Really? What’s going to happen?’

And Vajpayee says, ‘Well, we’re going to kill 14 million Pakistanis
and one bicycle repairman.’

And the guy exclaimed, ‘A bicycle repairman?!! !’

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, ‘See, I told you no-one would worry
about the 14 million Pakistanis!’
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4
A man is! taking a walk in Central park in New York . Suddenly he sees
a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.

He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing
the dog and saving the girl’s life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: ‘You are a
hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:

‘Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl’.

The man says: ‘But I am not a New Yorker!’

Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:

‘Brave American saves life of little girl’ the policeman answers.

‘But I am not an American!’ - says the man. Oh, what are you then?’

The man says: ‘I am a Pakistani!’

The next day the newspapers say: ‘Extremist kills innocent American dog ‘
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5. God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was
explaining to his subordinates “Look everything should be in balance.
For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.

Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States .
I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I
have given them insecurity and tension….

And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the
same time, I have given them climatic extremes.

And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests. But at
the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have
to cut off the forests….

So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.

One of the angels asked “God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?”

God said…….. “Ahah…that is the crown piece of all.
” INDIA “

My most precious creation. It has understanding and friendly People.
Sparkling streams and serene mountains. A culture which speaks of the
great tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant and with a
heart of gold…..

The angel was quite surprised. “But god you said everything should be
in balance.”

God replied — “Look at the neighbours I gave them.”