Archive for January, 2011
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “PyAAr Ka PC (Funny) “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Abhi Abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chalu,
Apne dil ke hard disk pe aur kitni files dalun.
Apne chehre se ruswai ki error to hatao,
E jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao.
Woh to hum hai jo aapki chahat dil main rakhte hai,
Varna aap jaise kitney Software to bazaar main biktey hai.
Roz raat aap mere sapney main aatey,
Mere pyaar ko mouse bana ke ungliyon pe nachate.
Tere pyaar ka email mere dil ko lubhata hai,
Per beech main tere baap ka virus aa jaata hai.
Aur karwaoge humse kitna intezaar ,
Hamare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar.
Apne insult ka badla dekho kaise lunga ,
Jaaneman tere baap ko ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga.
Aapke kai nakhrey apne dil pe bang ho gaye,
Do PC judtey judtey Hang ho gaye.
AAp jaison ke liye dil ko cut kiya kartey hai,
Varna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya kartey hai.
Aapka hansna aapka chalna aapki who style, aapki adaon ki hamney Save kar li hai File.
Jo sadiyon se hota aaya hai who repeat kar doonga,
Tu na mili to jujhe Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga.
Ladkiya sunder hain aur lonely hain,
Problem hai ki bus woh
Read Only hain…………
Tech Support: Yes, … how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install LOVE. Can you guide me though the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running?
Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge, and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure.Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness.Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, “Error - Program not run on external components.” What should I do?
Tech Support: Don’t worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the “My Heart” directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart.Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So LOVE is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. LOVE is Freeware. Be sure to give itand its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
||||||||||||| CHEER luV is Installed Successfully||||||||||||||
NEWS :- The toll in the stampede near Kerala’s famed Sabarimala temple climbed
to 104 on Saturday as more bodies and the injured continued to be
brought to hospitals in the area.
The stampede occurred around 8.00pm on Friday when the pilgrims were
returning after watching the celestial Makara Jyothi light,the pilgrimage, from a hillock some 30 km from the Sabarimala temple.
The tragedy took place in Pulumedu, a forested area about 10 km from
the Vandiperiyar town, and about 30 km from the Sabarimala temple in
Pathanamthitta district. At least 60 people have sustained injuries. May God give strength to the families and friends who lost their loved ones……
!!!!!!! = Respect ur Parents = !!!!!!!
An 80 year old man was
sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45 years old highly
educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window.
The Father asked his Son, “What is this?”
The Son replied “It is a crow”. After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, “What is this?”
The Son said “Father, I have just now told you “It’s a crow”.
a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rd time, What
is this?” At this time some ex-pression of irritation was felt in the
Son’s tone when
he said to his Father with a rebuff. “It’s a crow, a crow”.
little after, the Father again asked his Son t he 4th time, “What is
this?” This time the Son shouted at his Father, “Why do you keep asking
me the same question again and again, although I have told you so many
times ‘IT IS A CROW’. Are you not able to understand this?”
little later the Father went to his room and came back with an old
tattered diary, which he had maintained since his Son was born. On
a page, he asked his Son to read that page. When the son read it, the following words were written in the diary :-
my little son aged three was sitting with me on the sofa, when a crow
was sitting on the window. My Son asked me 23 times what it was, and
replied to him all 23 times that it was a Crow. I hugged him lovingly
each time h e asked me the same question again and again for 23 times. I
did not at all feel irritated I rather felt affection for my innocent
While the little child asked him 23 times “What is
this”, the Father had felt no irritation in replying to the same
question all 23 times and when today the Father asked his Son the same
question just 4 times, the Son felt irritated and annoyed. So..
your parents attain old age, do not repulse them or look at them as a
burden, but speak to them a gracious word, be cool, obedient, humble and
kind to them. Be considerate to you….
Le Chal Muje Waha Jo Mukaam Akhri Ho
Zindaagi Teri Safar Kaa Jo Anjaam Aakhri Ho
Maut Agar Hain Nasha Tutne Kaa Naam
Zindaagi Pilade Ab Tu Wo Jaam Akhri Ho
Khuda Bhii Mere Dosto Kii Tarah Bewafa Nikla
Dosto Ke Saath Mere Ye Inteqaam Akhri Ho
Mere Sher Meri Begunaahi Kaa Sabut Hain
Ya Khuda Ab Ke Qaatilon Kii Pehchhan Akhri Ho
Kashtiyon Ke Saath Yaha Saahil Bhi Dub Gaye
Ret Per Mere Kadmo Ke Nishhaa Akkhri ….
Ankhon say kaho pyaar ka aandaz na badlein..
Saansoun se kaho dard ka yeh saaz na badlein..
Aaye ga kabhi pyaar ka mausam bhi kisi rooz..
Dhadkan se kaho rooh ka hamraz na badley.
youn sochana aur jaagna kismat main hai din raat..
yaadon se kaho pyaar ki parvaaz na badlein..
Milta hai door ja k darya ka kinara..
Chahat se kaho safar ka andaaz na badley..
Suntey hain har ek chaap main terey aanein ki ummeed.
Paoun se kaho chalney ka andaaz na badley….!!!
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| AlL wE NeED !s LUV |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Dedicated to My first Girlfrnd……
I remember all the times
we spent together.
Now, we don’t even
see each other.
We were such great friends
When we tried something new.
We were such great friends,
We decided to give one more step.
From friends to couple.
From hugs to kisses.
From laughs to smiles.
From jokes to love poems.
Now we dont have none of this.
I ask myself why?
How could all of this end.
If we were just such good friends.
This is dedicated to my first Galfriend
at first we were best friends and when
our relationship changed into a couple
relationship nothing was ever the same….
Hiiii Friends just wanted to share a small story….
lived a boy and a girl,boy proposed the girl and girl agreed,
always use to say that my heart is always with you and i am living with
no heart.after some days girl said …that i cant marry you because
parents have good hope on me.i dont want to lose it.
But she said we will be friends for ever and i will always miss you alot.
boy replied i need you and your family happiness and agreed for friendship.
after few months that girl got married.
after 2 days of wedding,the girl was looking at the gifts.
came across a gift and started crying,
the gift had a heart packed in a
glass jar full with blood and at the lid of jar a paper was attached.
written on it was “Aree pagli tera dil mere pass rehege toh apne husband ko kya degi.”
Thats true love….
Hope U people lyk this story……
Nobody is right till somebody is wrong…
Nobody is weak till somebody is strong…
Nobody is lucky till love comes along…
Nobody is lonely till somebody is gone…
@@@@@@@===All wE NeEd is LoVe===@@@@@@@
Happiness is when we feel completed
Being in love is no longer feeling defeated
What I wish for is the world to be like you
Sweet, gentle, caring and true
Now you are gone, my world is incomplete
I hope one day I will meet
Someone who can make time stand still
I hope they can make me feel
The way you made me
You set my heart free
Of course no one could replace you
My one true love will always be you……
Throughout the years
I have come to see
you’ve been the one
whose supported me
You’ve been my shoulder
when I needed to cry
You’ve been my motivator
when I forgot to try
You’ve been the one
to hold me close
You’ve held my chin up
when I needed it most
Of all the things
that I have seen
I know you’re the one
on which I can lean
All these years
you’ve been my friend
Your hand to me
is what you lent
I’ve always thought
of me and you
as a friendship that
is more than true
Now I know
what I failed to see
More than just friends
is what’s meant to be
I am sorry that
it took so long
but please understand
I’m scared to be wrong
The fear itself
is starting to fade
now that a new
relationship’s been made
Everything I want
is everything you are
Tue love and happiness
is not that far……