This is the part of Sanskrit Subhashit which describes what one can or will do when he or she wants to be famous (or successful). It goes on to describe what people are inclined to do and then gives examples of people going around in the town, scratching the body like a monkey or rolling in the mud like a pig or braying (i.e. shouting) in the public.
Now, doesn't this seem to be somewhat similar to the media folks who hype out each and every event? Try listening to the news channel (if you have the capacity to listen it) and then you will forget the comedy programmes and settle on these channels only.
And why does this all happen? Everything is for remaining in the race for TRPs.
Some interesting instances how these mediawallahs do it.
A boy slipped into a well and the whole media world landed there to display the event live. Instead of helping to rescue the boy they tried dissect who is at fault and how he should be punished. And then there are some over ' enthusiastic folks whose only objective in life is to become famous. (Remember Yena Kena Prakarena ) They will shout at the top of the voice that how all and sundry did not do something and so the kid fell into the well.
Cut to Mumbai. Since 26th July 2005, every small rain brings back the fear of the Great Flood of Mumbai. And how can the media remain behind in stoking the fear. The favourite target of these media guys is the municipal administration and the electricity company. If there has been a problem, they are to blame because the people are pliable. If the electricity company switches of power to prevent electrocution death, they are to blame because they have switched off power. Sometimes there have been instances where media guys, just to get some "good coverage" have stopped the municipal workers from doing their work. A friend of mine has seen a TV folks asking a municipal worker to not switch on the pump to remove the flood water, so that they can get to create a scandalous scene and then hype their rating.
Add to this the folks who get their few minutes of limelight when the TV-wala (the one whom you have seen shouting at the top of the voice) shoves his mike in their mouth and says, "Yahan pani bhara hua hai, aapko kya lagta hai". "Yeh sab BMC walonke vajah se ho raha hai. Tax lete hai lekin har saal pani bharta hai hamare yahan." And such Blah Blah And if you delve deeper, you will find these folks may be the ones who have taken up houses in an area which is prone to flood. Now who is to fault?
While we blame the municipal guys, do we think how much we are to blame? Don't we take the short cut when we want to get our work done? Don't we need to introspect as to how much we are to blame, before we try to accuse the authorities of inaction?
Do think over…
Yena Kena Prakarena
Posted in Philosophy.
– July 15, 2007
InstantSuccess.Com
In the past few years, especially with people from our generation and the following generations, there is burning desire to succeed, instantly.
Desire to succeed in itself is not bad, rather it is the most desirable quality of any person. But the desire of instant success is something which is bad. This is what sparks the mad rat race that kills the fun of succeeding. For attaining instant success, people go in for unethical practices and dangerous shortcuts. And when they reach their goal, they find that they are lacking the joy of success.
I have met people as friends, associates, subordinates, classmates, in short in almost all forms. What they ask me (when I am expected to guide them which in itself is task given to a wrong person) is answers as to what is their goal. And, here I am, who is still to fix my own goals. Isn't it like a blind showing the way to another. I have found a small solution to this. I pose many more questions to them and that too in a very uncharitable form. The ones who try to answer it are right on the path. Others, well, they need to look to other folks.
What I have observed off late is the reluctance of people to put in the effort to learn and go to the depths. This reluctance results in the blunting of the intelligence. And anyone who for his or her own satisfaction shows this diligence to dig deeper and wider, comes out to be an intelligent person. But few realize this and set on this path, a long and lonely path, which has numerous thorns on its way, but the vast ocean of knowledge at the other end.
Fortunately, I have met many people, who believed that, irrespective of your education, position and social status; need to do some amount of manual labour once in a while. After all partying is not the only way of loosening up. I have met a factory manager who used to tighten the machine bolts or repair the crane when it used to get stuck. This gesture of his always enabled him in getting quick and efficient work from his workers who never tried to act smart with him. And then I also have seen a IIT educated chief minister personally supervising the arrangements of a function, standing on the streets. These are leaders who have led from the front.
Now I see newly minted MBAs (though not all) who will spend 5 ' 10 minutes searching for a peon to take copies of a single paper when they could have done the work themselves. And then I sometimes really get disappointed with people who remember all the things that are less important while forgetting the basic skills like letter writing. For the matter I have a superior who told me that the first training that any MBA or a graduate who comes newly to work is the skill of filing papers. That is one skill many lack even after years of working in the office.
This is my way of taking out some frustration with the people around me who want to know what is their final destination as well as the path, without even allowing the others to know how strong are the legs which will take the questioner to his or her goal. Really its time we put such people on a path full of thorns before they get a revelation that the path to success cannot be told by others, it has to be found by you, yourselves.
Posted in Philosophy.
– May 27, 2007
Lokabhiraam ' A Critic's View
There are some people whom you have never seen but have always heard of them. The buzz around them as well as the loads of information that comes out in public about them is something which makes them a part of our life.
One such person or rather personality is Lokabhiraam. You can meet him at Lokabhiraam @ RadioIdli . He talks in Konkani of the Manglorian kind, peppered with Kannada, Tulu, Marathi, English and sometimes Hindi too.
If one listens to Lokabhiraam, you will find he talks about things that go around you. Nothing new that way. But what is new is the way to look at things.
So you may normally feel that kid is pestering you with silly questions, Lokabhiraam disagrees. For him these kids give a point of view which you always had somewhere deep down in your mind, but always hesitated to tell it aloud for the fear of getting ridiculed.
Lokabhiraam may make fun of somebody, but then he is equally sincere in acknowledge the person's contribution to the society. Lokabhiraam believes in blowing of the hypocritical mask that we put on our face and move around in the society, mainly due to lack of courage to be different. His way of looking at things differently and humorously has endeared him to the Radioidli listeners so much that, his fans make it a point to listen to it as soon as it comes online and also to comment on it.
Such is the popularity of his talks, that recently when he decided to take a break for a while, fans from all around the world started a campaign to search where has Lokabhiraam has disappeared. Fortunately he is back and now he has spoken of the evergreen topic of the Indian Roads. In the past he has spoken on mobiles, kids, film songs, exams and yes, cricket too.
But WHO IS LOKABHIRAM?
This is one question everyone raises but very few know the real answers. He came in as a mysterious man from Mangalore and remains so. Even many of the core RadioIdli team is unaware of the real identity of Lokabhiraam. This mystery itself adds to his fan following. From his talks we have some hints about him, he is an engineer, he is married middle aged gentleman (hope that doesn't break some hearts) and yes he is quite a good observer who can be one among us as well.
What distinguishes Lokabhiraam from all of us is that he sees what we see but observes what we don't, he hears what we hear but listens what we don't and speaks what we always wanted to talk somewhere deep in our heart, but never could speak due to the various social inhibitions we carry.
But then you will ask, are you not curious about knowing who Lokabhiraam is.
No I don't. That's because, I have realised over the weeks of listening to him, that his anonymity is his advantage. That is because if you have a real person in front of you, you start referencing all that he talks to what you already know about him. Now you have your brain working a picture of how Lokabhiraam would be looking and what could he be talking next on. That's what makes him more enjoyable.
Do try and listen to him, if you don't understand, listen again; it will take some time to throw off your inhibitions, before he enters your psyche. And once he gets in, it's difficult to get him out, because till then you have discovered the Lokabhiraam in you.
Posted in Culture.
– May 12, 2007
To Profit or Not
This is one question which no one asks yet everyone has somewhere in the back of the mind.
Is making profit good ….
or is it a sin???
Years of socialistic indoctrination has made us to believe that profit making is a kind of sin and if you are making a profit, you are a criminal. Though the economic reforms have been ushered in , the fact remains that the public mentality and media thought process still remains unduely biased towards the view that profit is a sin.
In reality no enterprise can survive and flourish without profits. What would be the motivation for a entrepreneur to innovate if eventually whatever profit he makes would be seen as a crime?
Exceptions are the PSUs which were supposed to be operating on the “No-Profit-No-Loss” principle though they managed to adhere to the first half of the principle very meticulously. But then is it right that even PSUs should not make profits?
For the matter the Greatest Management Guru ever to be born in India , Kautilya (Chanakya), in his Arthashastra goes on to say that an official who runs a business for the king (In the modern terms, the PSU managers) will be stealing the labour of the workers if he doesn’t generate a decent profit.
And mind you, Kautilya was never in favour of the obscene level of profits , there were some caps on the profits that could be earned.
It hurts me when somebody says in a jealous way (especially the politicised labour unionists) ” Look at the profits they are making, they are looting us!!!”
I am sure when you put these crooks (cant find a better looking word for them) in charge of the enterprises they are criticising, with the ownership rights to it, these same people will turn out to be more profit churners and that too at the cost of the customers. They could be criticising , because no share of profit may have accrued to them.
So next time you see someone turning out a profit, do congratulate them for working to get it and wish them all the best for keeping earning profits, but yes, in moderation….
Posted in Business.
– April 27, 2007
“Taak” Dhina Dhin
This is a tale of 6 people(Including yours truly), 2 from Mumbai, 2 from Pune and 2 from in between the two legendary cities.
We all decided one day to troop in at Pune and climb up the Sinhgad fort and enjoy.
A major part of the climb was done by the diesel powered 4-wheeler (name is immaterial) and we reached the gate of the fort in a jiffy compared to the hardships our ancestors had when they actually built it and then defended and reconquered it.
Anyways, thats not the matter, what happened within the fort is more of interest.
Having nursed a wish for having some “ethnic” food up the fort, we didnt have any thing down the hill to keep our stomachs empty for “High” Lunch. So after a brief trundling around on the fort (of course after getting in there) and umpteen photo-ops amongst the SuperSix, we decided to settle into a cute (?) looking hut which was like a restaurant on the fort.
It had a long, narrow table, and equally narrow benches on both sides of the table. The furniture could have been classified as “Modern Art” in any corner of the world. Moreover the kitchen was right in front of us with the wood-fired chula occupying the prominent place.
The people who ran the place played the list of dishes available, Zunka - Bhakri and KandaBhaji and dahi and taak (butter-milk). Famished as we were, we opted for almost all of it except the dahi. The taak tasted good and we kept asking for more. Ultimately when we had our fill, we asked for the bill.
And then came the shocker, the Taak was at a price of ……………
Rs. 30 per glass.
The reason given was that each glass requires 3 pots of dahi each costing Rs. 10. Hmm thats really a 5 Star Taak, isnt it! Anyways since we had already consumed it, we paid up and left in a state of shock. (By the way, the taak was recommended by the future better half of one of us and since we had high regards for the lady and her knowledge, we couldn’t abstain ourselves from the Taak)
The after-effects have been too much…..
Two of the 6 are out of the country to avoid the haunting spectre of the “Taak”.
The Punekars are smarting under the fact that how this could happen in their area inspite of their presence and are planning to start a Early Warning System Against Taak for the Sinhagad Visitors (EWSATS-V).
And the remaining two are still trying to figure out how they can work out a business plan for exporting taak from all the corners of the country and flooding the Sinhagad Taak Market and bringing down the prices to rock-bottom (A la Reliance Mobile or Air Deccan)…
And everytime any of them sees or drinks taak, the wound opens and then…..
Posted in Travel.
– April 15, 2007
Some “Power” Talk
There is a hoarding in the CST Station (Thats Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus , Mumbai) at the entrance which is common to the Local and Outstation terminii. Now you may wonder, “Doesnt this fellow have any other topic than looking at the hoarding, thoda idhar udhar dekhta to…”
But this is one interesting hoarding which will make you smile, if not laugh.
On the massive hoarding is the picture of a senior citizen , a wealthy one for that matter, who says I will put the temperature of my AC at 24 degrees, I will keep my Mumbai “Power”full . This hoarding is sponsored by the three Power Companies of the City and is indeed a need of the time.
But what makes the hoarding interesting is that it has 3 floodlights shining on it even during the day , especially when I see it at around 9 in the morning. I suppose the 3 floodlights for each of the 3 sponsor companies.
Anyways it is important that we save on electricity and other energy sources, because we may not be able to have them for a long time if we use them in the way we use now.
Here are some ways which we try to implement at our home.
1) Whenever and wherever possible, all the residents of a house should be sitting under a single light and fan.
2) Use many less lights and fans and electrical equipments as possible.
3) Replace the bulbs and the Tubelights in your house with CFLs. They really save on your power consumption.
4) Natural circulation of air is better than that of the fan, use it.
5) A “Zero” bulb isnt really a zero consumption bulb. it actually consumes something around 15 watts.
6) A tubelight (40W) with the conventional choke consumes 60 to 70 W , the additional energy being consumed by the choke. An electronic choke consumes about 2 to 3 watts, so its better than the conventional. But then even that is more than what a similar CFL consumes. Generally a 18W CFL is equivalent to a 40W tubelight.
7) If you are using a very old fan which has been overhauled many times, better change it. It is actually using too much power. Go for a newer and lighter fan of a good brand.
Switch of the PC screen when not in required for sometime. The screensavers are anyways boring once you see them once or twice.
9) Defrost the refrigerator often. (Ours gets defrosted in the regular doses of the Load sheddings)
And this ones for the people who say “Why am I supposed to save electricity when I am paying for that? Who are you to advice me?”
The fact remains that the residential customer, especially the lower and middle end users are not paying the actual cost of power. The most ridiculous is the price of electricity the residential customers of affluent South Mumbai region are paying. Its somewhere around 75 paise per unit which I suppose barely covers the distribution cost, leave alone the cost of producing the power and transmitting upto the doorsteps of Mumbai.
Its time, people paid the real price of electricity and not the subsidised price.
At the end of the day , ENERGY SAVED IS ENERGY GENERATED
This post has some inputs from my Cousin who is studying electrical engg.
Posted in Philosophy.
– April 6, 2007
Positive Effects of India Losing in Preliminary Round of the Cricket World Cup
***The Original Post for this lies on my blog http://answerinwind.rediffblogs.com . This one a copy of it out here ***
Since I wanted to have this as a post with economic effects of the above mentioned topic, I gave it a very long title (as is the style in economic papers). But you won't find any citations or references to other authors or similar such stuff. Basically I don't have the patience to look out for this stuff. Anyways, this is going to be a bit heavy on your head.
Now coming to the point. You may feel there isn't much positive out there in this loss. But look at the social and economic point of view and you would join me in the congratulating the team on actually losing the preliminaries itself.
1) Since we lost early, we are relieved of the stress we would have undergone once we would have entered into the Super Eights. Imagine the stress on the fans, when the batting line up is collapsing like the cycles at the cycle stand (You know the relevant Sidhuism, I assume). Further if the opponent team starts bashing the bowlers (as they always do), more stress. It would have taken away some business from the doctors and the pharma companies, but then that is acceptable in the best interests of the nation's health.
2) Secondly, since these matches were played during our night, people would have kept themselves awake for a long time. That would have affected the work in the offices the next day since all the fans would be sleepy to the bones. So the loss in cricket has actually helped in retain whatever efficiency they operated with.
3) Thirdly, there will be lesser watching of TV leading to lesser consumption of electricity, thus reducing the worries of the Electricity companies and the governments. That ultimately means lower possibility of Load Shedding and cleaner environment.
4) Fourthly, since the cricketers are fallen Idols, the advertisers will have to find new models. That gives a chance to other sportspersons (Kabaddi Players?), serial actors (actors in serials, I mean) and such insignificant personalities who had been ignored for long time. That means a better distribution of wealth and a drastic reduction in the prices of advertisements, maybe fewer ads too. In short, a better life.
5) Fifthly, since the advertisers anyways get the money which they paid to these cricketers from our pockets, it was always a loss for us. The reduction in the advertising rates should ultimately result into reduction in prices of all types of goods and services and ultimately a reduction in the inflation level.
6) Sixthly, other sportspersons can hope to get a better exposure and may be we will be able to perform better at the other games. (it simply means , if we used to stand 75th in some event among 26 contestants, we will land up being 74th)
7) Seventhly, we have given a great lesson to the world in diplomacy. Since we would not have anyways played against Pakistan, it was no purpose staying there playing with the sorts of Aussies and Safs. Better we gave a chance to our neighbours, Sri Lanka and Bangladesh to get their place under the sun. Now that's called Cricket Diplomacy. Isn't it said, "Love Thy Neighbour."
Now that was too much of Socio-Economic theory. Please don't take too much on your self because we lost. We are better off after the loss (that's proved above).
Now if you really feel that you should do something, then hand over a bouquet of flowers to each of the players of the team, when they return and say, "Get Retired Soon".
Some Gandhigiri, isn't it.
Posted in Cricket.
– March 30, 2007