Sardar fir se champion

Dont get foxed by the title - it has nothing to do with “bhajji”.Its funny but real story.

My sardar friend “Happy Singh” [name changed] is in Canada on deputation from a leading Indian software company.He wanted to gift me something from Canada.

My MS office 2007 trial version expired.I thought what will be best gift other than a “Pirated Office 2007″ CD.So I asked ”Happy” to buy that & courier me the same.

Yesterday “Happy” called me up..now enjoy the conversation..

Happy:Oye ek locha ho gaya hai

Me : Han Bol..kya hua?

Happy :Oye maine tera pirated CD to le liya hai.Aaj FedEx gaya tha courier k liye

Me : Cool

Happy :FedEx ne poocha - content kya hai? Maine bola pirated Microsoft Office 2007 CD.

Me : what???

Happy : Han fir sun na..FedEx bolta hai we don’t accept pirated content.Only Original you can send.

Me : Abey akal k dushman - yeh pirated hai bola kyon?? Sukar mana tu jail me nahi hai

Happy :Praji - aab kya karu bol?

Me :Remove the cover..put that in an ordinary CD case and send

Happy :Agar FedEx walon ne fir content poocha to kya bolu? Ek kaam karta hu naa tujhe main original CD bhejta hu…

Me :Then 16K you bear

Happy : 16K kyon? Scratch FREE CD hota hai kya?

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Sardar fir se champion.God please keep Happy singh always Happy.