VALENTINE PHOBIA

February 14th, 2012 No comments »



Moral in karnataka assembly

February 9th, 2012 No comments »


Whole Nation is fuming for the immoral act of the 3 Karnataka ministers inside the assembly yesterday.Poor fellow ,little did they know that a porn clip will cost them the coveted ministry post !


3-IDIOTS…May be this title fits correctly to these 3 somes.The people who have participated inthe so called rave party at Udupi have now be very happy to know that the party has hogged the limelight.Hope the people present at that party would have enjoyed as much our ministers did  sitting inside the assembly.


Where are the moral police force of RAM SENA !!!!! Why no slogan, vandalism ,bashing up the ministers or atleast a protest ?Becoz now these people are their own ????So pathetic & double standard !All is well if you are a politician.They can ban Valentine day party, but can watch porn clipping .Who knows what they will be watching during lunch break ?


I think even the MLAs & MPs who are sleeping while the assembly or loksabha in process should also be penalized & suspended.Because they are not being elected to enjoy inside the house.


Roumorous grapevine source(may be false) informed that actually the minister for child & women welfare in Karnataka assembly was verifying the identity of the women in the tape …just to help her after knowing the identity.May be he was checking whether the cloth she wore was provocating or not!


Hypocrites……….


Sunny Leon are you listening??????Who knows when your movie will be screened in which assembly?


manmohan VS Nehru

November 8th, 2011 No comments »

Whats the difference between  our 1st Prime minister NEHRU & current PM Manmohan Singh ?

Nehru:- ” My dear indians….At the stroke of the midnight India got freedom”

Manmohan- (Not once but 4 times till date this year)”My dear oil companies, At the stroke of the midnight you got freedom to increase the fuel price as u like”…..



What india has to do next

August 16th, 2011 No comments »

India’s next step
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The recent back to back test defeat has put Indian team to retrospect
the team’s performance .Batting failure of tendulkar,dhoni,suresh raina
& non consistence bowling of our bowler to let off hook the English
batsmen is a bit concern.each time dravid can not score a century.

Injury to the players is also another concern.Team management should
sit together & chalk out a concrete plan before the third test at
egbaston.India should not think much about it’s number one status.The
team is lacking a real good quality alrounder.

Harbhajan is goingthrough a bad patch.He should be rested & other
spinner may be given chance.Hopefully zaheer khan will return for the
next test & it is better India should go with four pacer.

Virerendra sehwag’s return is a welcome sign for India, but this
mercurial temperamental batsman’s from is in doubt as he is short of
match practice. yuvraj & sehwag can bowl spin, so that one extra
seamer can be accommodated..
To regain the selfconfidense, all the players have to put their souls
& self belief into their act & start thinking that together
they can beat England.Mr Dhoni ,you can bounce back .


LOKPAL BILL, some more category to be added

June 17th, 2011 1 comment »


The present controversy & the public outcry for the “LOKPAL BILL” is holding all the media limelight.But it has become a puzzle for the public as to why a group of people from the so called civil society is spreading the crusade against corruption & forcing the govt to adopt the much delayed lokpal bill in the parliament  quickly.In the sametime it is another known secret as to why govt is avoiding to put forward it correct feet & to show the public of India that they are not afraid to include primeminister & judiciry in the perview of lokpal.

It is really is a herculous task to bend these rotton politicians to make them agree to  some kind of natural justice for the public , which in turn may back fire these politicians.Anna hazare & the team is trying to get the govt in the worng foot & the govt is trying it’s level best to start some controversy so that there will be no amicable solution & they can avoid a common draft for the lokpal bill.This has given chance to person like Baba Ramdev to jump in the fight against the corruption & hug all the limelight.Bjp , Rss are just watching the outcome,God knows, whether they are also really intrested for the new lokpal bill, as it may hamper their intrest too in future.

A common man doesnot know much about the utility of this lokpal bill, he only thinks that it may be a weapon against the corrupt politicians, govt officials, ministers etc.
No doubt it is a good move, But in my opinion why to leave the so called business tycons who earns crore of rupees through unethical way & with the help og officials & politicians.Why not include the bigshots like people who runs educational institutes who are looting the common men at the time of admission?Why not include the lawers who loot the common pubilc for justice ?can anyone tell how these lawers & judges ammasse so much wealth ?what about doctors & the private hospitals ?why these people can’t be included in the lokpal ?
If a public servant is answerable to all for his wealth & is punishable for any small offence, then why not these peole ?And what about these new brand BABAS ?How come they are so so….? I need not tell or explain.

So dearest ANNA team can you include few more other category ???????


OPL

May 26th, 2011 No comments »

OPL(Odisha Premier League)
, the new age 20-20 cricket tournament got off  to a extravaganza
colourful, cheerful start at Barabati Stadium, cuttack.The first
edition of Odisha Premier League (OPL) T20 cricket tournament  is in
the line of  IPL .It is the brain child of OCA & present indian
team’s manager Ranjib Bishwal.It is really a welcome step for the
budding cricket talents of odisha.The innaguration was a lavish affaire
with  cultural show and spectacular fireworks.


There
are total 10 teams from all over Odisha & there will be 44 matches
to be played under the flood light.There are brand ambassador for each
team & with cheer leaders to encourage at the match venue, the
spectators will have a great time .It was, however, the colorful march
past by the teams that stole the limelight on the inaugural evening
which was held under the floodlights of Barabati stadium. Leading the
march past were 60 women cricket members of the state.


Popular
super star of Odissa film industry Anubhav Mohanty, appointed as the
brand ambassador of OPL, was present at the stadium with over 20,000
people present.The beautiful OPL trophy is made of five kg silver.At
present OPL is worth 3.7 crores.The first edition of auction of the
odia cricketers was a mix experience, as so many new faces came under
the hammer, whereas some known experienced ranji players remained
unsold.Hopefully in the comming years this tournament will grow further
with respect to cricket spirit , talent & business.

Kudos
to all who are associated with this & hope the 1st editin will not
be the last edition or infight among the cricket officials &
politicians & businessmen.Let people enjoy pure cricket.Let spirit
of cricket rocks.

(ARAVINDA DAS)



aravind laughs

May 25th, 2011 1 comment »


1)why  did Jayalalitha  not turn up for sonia’s invitation for tea /

# She likes Coffee…special filter coffee.

2)What is Tihar jail known now ?

# Meeting place for the Crorepaties….

3)Full name of DMK after the assembly election….?

# DMK- DEFETED MUNETRA KAGZHAGAM

4)what A.Rja & Kanimozhi jointly called inside Tihar ?

# 2G.

5)What is biggest outcome in TN election ?

# Voters are clever…they can take all the gifts & freebies..but vote on their wish.
(it is just for fun..not meant 2 hurt anybody)



NEW FILMY MARKETING FUNDA

February 18th, 2010 No comments »

Last week it was torrid time for mumbaikars & cinegoeres as BALA THACKERAY issued fatwa for the movie “MY NAME IS KHAN”.Really it was difficult understand as to why these politicians are are indulging in this kind of fruitless ,worthless & idiotic works !No constructive works or thought.Moreover they are having a brigade of loyal rowdy party workers who will do anything what the leaders says.Vandalism.hogolism is becoming the order of the day.
Thanks God, people defeated the fatwa & threat of shiv Sena & went to see the movie.The persons who got the benefits from these act are
1)Producers of “My Name is Khan”(20TH CENTURY FOX & KARAN JOHAR)
2)Sahrukh Khan


If the Producers would have spent another 100 crores of rupees on the promotion of this movie marketing, then also they would not achieved 50% of the result what they got absolutely free.It even put some doubt as to why neither Karan Johar nor Sahrukh talked with Bal thackray prior to the release of this movie(may be 20TH CENTURY FOX knew in this way the film will get maximum milage).The controversy surrounding the statement of SRK regarding the Pak player”s chance in IPL was really a non-issue.But the result was different.
I wonder why this kind of controversy are ozzing out of the Pandora boxes just before the release of any BIG BUDGET MOVIE ?????
Good marketing strategy of course…Who knows how much would have been given to the political parties!!!!!So Producers & directors…Here is a new mantra of FILM PUBLICITY.Follw this sure success latest formula.


4 “IDIOTS”

January 22nd, 2010 4 comments »

After watching the movie “3 IDIOTS” , i really wonderd  as to who is the true/ real the idiot today !So many options came to my mind.It was really difficult to decide the winner among them. So out of all the multiple choices, i choose the following options.


1) STUDENTS.


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From the moment they get this TAG, it is understood that they are the real idiots.Because they have nothing to chose, they have no options in life while they are students.Their parents & relatives are the deciding authority of their aim,subject & theme of their life. Sometime or rather most of the time they land up in something which they never like.They are forced to do the things in life what their parents have failed to do in their life.Before their birth sometime parents decide as to what their child has to do!!!!!  No wonder , sometime the child end up in struggle in life, lack of mental peace & happiness .So they are the IDIOT NO-1.


2) PARENTS.


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This rank amy seem bit odd, but in today’s world, it is happening.Most of the time, parents are helpless creature in the world.They have no force, no role to play in the life of their child.The moment the so called grown up kid decides, he or she has to do something, then there is no stoppage to his/her idea or worng doing.Parents are seen as the obstracle to the new breed youth’s thinking.The physiological gap turn into psycological gap…which is often get the tag as GENERATION GAP.So whether carrier,job, marriage,spending,saving,study, their life…etc etc becomes the sole private property of the youth.Parents are seen as the money supply machine till youth earn their own.After marriage, parents are the only free house keeper & baby sitters.What more parents have to spend their own pension in some cases according to the order of the children.Pathetic realy, for all the years the two persons take maximum care of their offspring tirelessly to see this  in life..


3) HUSBAND/ WIFE


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So many of you people may think it odd.But i think many a occasion both hubby or wife ends up in the worng side of life , ; being idiot.Either  of them  will always demand this status tag.Both always confess that their partner being the smart one & the latter beig the fool one in life.But in reality it is difficult to beliefe both.What to say…..life is like that.KABHI KHUSI KABHI GUM.(Sometime happiness, some time sorrow).Both fool each other, both demand thge idiot status…….But i think both are winner of the tag……………


4) PUBLIC


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In my opinion, common man like me & you are the real idiot in this world. Whether it is our, system, boss, politicians, society….all make us idiot………


What you say friend ?????? who else you think will come under this category ?????


But i think it is better to be an idiot than a STUPID.What u say friends…….


  


Jyoti Basu………

January 17th, 2010 No comments »

The longest serving chief minister of India,marveric politician Jyoti Basu (JYOTI DA) is no more.One of the finest & straight forward politician India ever had. 


He was born on July 8, 1914, in an upper middle class Bengali family in Kolkata, Basu’s father Nishikantha Basu was a doctor. He finished his school education from St Xavier’s Collegiate School and graduation from Presidency College Arts Faculty in Kolkata, To study law went to UK, where he was introduced to the Communist Party of Britain.


He returned to India in 1940, and after qualifying for the bar, & became a full-timer in the Communist Party of India. Basu was elected to the Bengal legislative assembly in 1946, contesting the railway constituency. When the Communist Party of India split in 1964, Basu became one of the first nine members of the Politburo of the newly formed Communist Party of India-Marxist. In 1967 and 1969, Basu became deputy chief minister of West Bengal in the United Front government.


From June 21, 1977 to November 6, 2000, Basu served as the chief minister of West Bengal for the Left Front government. In 1996, Basu seemed all set to be the consensus leader of the United Front for the post of prime minister of India.but fate has something else in store;Basu could not became the Prime MInister as CPM decided not to participate in the Govt. 


It is really a sad day for indian politics..May his soul rest in peace.I am neither a politician nor a supporter of left party , but a great fan of this great soul.The way he kept the left parties afloat & in power for so long in west bengal against all the odd is really astonishing.Let us rise above from the petty politics & salute this GREAT SOUL..


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