True Love is when you tell your girlfriend that you work in “Satyam” and she still accepts you.
TRUE LOVE
Posted in Fantasy.
– March 3, 2009
A SHOCKING STORY
Do not hesitate to read.. Read till bottom.
Very Shocking…..
This is a story of a young college girl who passed away last month
in Chandigarh. Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck.
She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend named Shankar.
Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone.
You used to be never found without her without hand phone. In fact she
also Changed her cell connection from Airtel to Hutch, so that both of them
can be on the same network, and save on the cost.
She used to spend half of the day talking with Shankar.
Priya’s family knew about their relationship. Shankar was very close to
Priya’s family as well. (Just imagine their love). Before she passed
away she always told her friends “If I pass away
Please burn me with my hand phone” she also said the same thing to her
Parents.
After her death, people couldn’t carry her body, A lot of them tried to
do so But still cant everybody had tried to carry the body, the results were
the Same. Eventually, they called a person known to one of their neighbours,
who Can speak with the soul of dead person and who was a friend of her
father.
He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.
After a few minutes, he said “this girl misses something here.” Then her
Friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her
phone. He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside
the
Casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It was then moved
easily And they then carried her into the van.
All of us were shocked. Priya’s parents did not inform Shankar that
Priya had passed away.
After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya’s mom…..
Shankar:….”Aunty, I’m coming home today. Cook something nice for me.
Don’t tell Priya that I’m coming home today, I wanna surprise her.”
Her mother replied….. “You come home first, I wanna tell you something
Very important.”
After he came, they told him the truth about Priya.
Shankar thinks That they were playing a fool.. He was laughing and said
“don’t try to
fool Me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her. Please stop this
Nonsense”.
Then they show him the original death certificate to him.
They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) He
said… “It’s not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me.
Shankar was shaking.
Suddenly, Shankar’s phone rang. “See this is from Priya, see this….”
He showed the phone to priya’s family. All of them told him to answer.
He talked using the loudspeaker mode.
All of them heard his conversation.
Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.
It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her
sim
Card since it is nailed inside the grave box
they were so shocked and asked For the same person’s
(Who can speak with the soul of deal persons) help again. He brought his
Master to solve this matter.
He & his master
worked for 5 hours.
Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them…
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Hutch has the best coverage.
“Where ever you go, our network follows!!!”
Don’t shout at me I am also looking for the person who has sent me this…………………
Very Shocking…..
This is a story of a young college girl who passed away last month
in Chandigarh. Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck.
She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend named Shankar.
Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone.
You used to be never found without her without hand phone. In fact she
also Changed her cell connection from Airtel to Hutch, so that both of them
can be on the same network, and save on the cost.
She used to spend half of the day talking with Shankar.
Priya’s family knew about their relationship. Shankar was very close to
Priya’s family as well. (Just imagine their love). Before she passed
away she always told her friends “If I pass away
Please burn me with my hand phone” she also said the same thing to her
Parents.
After her death, people couldn’t carry her body, A lot of them tried to
do so But still cant everybody had tried to carry the body, the results were
the Same. Eventually, they called a person known to one of their neighbours,
who Can speak with the soul of dead person and who was a friend of her
father.
He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.
After a few minutes, he said “this girl misses something here.” Then her
Friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her
phone. He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside
the
Casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It was then moved
easily And they then carried her into the van.
All of us were shocked. Priya’s parents did not inform Shankar that
Priya had passed away.
After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya’s mom…..
Shankar:….”Aunty, I’m coming home today. Cook something nice for me.
Don’t tell Priya that I’m coming home today, I wanna surprise her.”
Her mother replied….. “You come home first, I wanna tell you something
Very important.”
After he came, they told him the truth about Priya.
Shankar thinks That they were playing a fool.. He was laughing and said
“don’t try to
fool Me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her. Please stop this
Nonsense”.
Then they show him the original death certificate to him.
They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) He
said… “It’s not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me.
Shankar was shaking.
Suddenly, Shankar’s phone rang. “See this is from Priya, see this….”
He showed the phone to priya’s family. All of them told him to answer.
He talked using the loudspeaker mode.
All of them heard his conversation.
Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.
It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her
sim
Card since it is nailed inside the grave box
they were so shocked and asked For the same person’s
(Who can speak with the soul of deal persons) help again. He brought his
Master to solve this matter.
He & his master
worked for 5 hours.
Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them…
”
”
”
”
”
”
”
”
Hutch has the best coverage.
“Where ever you go, our network follows!!!”
Don’t shout at me I am also looking for the person who has sent me this…………………
that’s why people say life before marriage is like airtel “AISI AZAADI AUR KAHA”
but life after marriage is like hutch “WHEREVER U GO UR NETWORK FOLLOWS”
Posted in Horror.
– February 27, 2009
FOR MY FRIEND
Today I thought about you
so wanted you to know
you lift me up with friendship
with all the love you show
Whenever I am lonely
feeling sad and blue
smiles just keep on coming
with tender thoughts of you
On the coldest day of winter
you are my ray of sun
friends are really special
I’m glad to call you one
Thanks for always being there!
so wanted you to know
you lift me up with friendship
with all the love you show
Whenever I am lonely
feeling sad and blue
smiles just keep on coming
with tender thoughts of you
On the coldest day of winter
you are my ray of sun
friends are really special
I’m glad to call you one
Thanks for always being there!
Posted in Friends.
– February 22, 2009
WHEN A GIRL
WHEN A GIRL IS QUIET,MILLIONS OF THINGS ARE RUNNING IN HER MIND………………
WHEN A GIRL IS NOT ARGUING,SHE IS THINKING DEEPLY………….
WHEN A GIRL LOOKS AT YOU WITH EYES FULL OF QUESTIONS,SHE IS WONDERING HOW LONG YOU WILL BE AROUND………………..
WHEN A GIRL ANSWERS “I’M FINE” AFTER A FEW SECONDS,SHE IS NOT AT ALL FINE……………..
WHEN A GIRL STARES AT YOU,SHE IS WONDERING WHY YOU ARE LYING…………..
WHEN A GIRL LAYS ON YOUR CHEST, SHE IS WISHING FOR YOU TO BE HERS FOREVER…………..
WHEN A GIRL CALLS YOU EVERYDAY,SHE IS SEEKING YOUR ATTENTION…………..
WHEN A GIRL SAYS I MISS YOU, NO ONE IN THIS WORLD CAN MISS YOU MORE THAN HER
Posted in Fantasy.
– February 18, 2009
WHEN A BOY
WHEN A BOY IS QUIET,HE HAS NOTHING TO SAY………
WHEN A BOY IS NOT ARGUING,HE NOT IN THE MOOD OF ARGUING……….
WHEN A BOY LOOKS AT YOU WITH EYES FULL OF QUESTIONS,HE IS REALLY CONFUSED…………..
WHEN A BOY ANSWERS “I’M FINE”AFTER FEW SECONDS,HE IS ACTUALLY FINE
WHEN A BOY STARES AT YOU,HE IS EITHER AMAZED OR ANGRY………..
WHEN A BOY LAYS IN YOUR LAP,HE IS WISHING FOR YOU TO BE HIS FOREVER………
WHEN A BOY CALLS YOU EVERYDAY, HE IS SPENDING ALOT OF TALKTIME TO GET YOUR ATTENTION………………
Posted in Fantasy.
– February 18, 2009
THOUGHTS
THE BRIGHTEST FUTURE WILL ALWAYS BE BASED ON A FORGOTTEN PAST,YOU CAN’T GO ON WELL IN LIFE UNTIL YOU LET GO OF YOUR PAST FAILURES AND HEARTACHES………
NEVER BE SAD FOR WHAT IS OVER,JUST BE GLAD IT WAS ONCE YOURS……….
ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT IN SOME WAY OR ANOTHER YOU ARE SOMEBODY’S ANGEL,EVEN IF YOU DON’T KNOW IT……….
THE BEST KIND OF FRIEND IS THE KIND YOU CAN SIT ON A PORCH AND SWING WITH,NEVER SAY A WORD,AND THEN WALK AWAY FEELING LIKE IT WAS THE BEST CONVERSATION YOU’VE EVER HAD……………
AS LONG AS WE HAVE MEMORIES,YESTERDAY REMAINS,AS LONG AS WE HAVE HOPE,TOMORROW AWAITS,AS LONG AS WE HAVE FRIENDSHIP,EACH DAY IS NEVER A WASTE………………..
BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL,B’COZ THOSE WHO MIND DON’T MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DON’T MIND………….
LET THESE WORDS NOT ONLY TOUCH YOURS EYES,LET THEM TRAVEL THROUGH YOUR SOUL,AND LET THEM REST IN YOUR HEART AS YOU REST IN MINE……………
Posted in Philosophy.
– February 18, 2009
MARRIAGE BLUES
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
———— ——— ——— ——— ——— — Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women
and then he turns them into Wives.
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If u r married please ignore this msg,
for everyone else: Happy Independence Day
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you
say.
After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish.
———— ——— ——— ——— ——— —
There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking.
It’s called marriage.
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Girlfriends r like chocolates,
taste good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like leftovers, eaten when there’s no choice.
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!
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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he
would
go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other
ensures you
continue to do so for the rest of your life!
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Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
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Here comes the Ultimate One
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Posted in jokes.
– February 18, 2009
WOMEN……..SOUL OF LIFE
WANT TO SEE ABOUT A WOMAN??YOU CAN FEEL HER FEELING!
You can feel her INNOCENCE in form of a daughter…….
You can feel her CARE in form of a sister………….
You can feel her WARMTH in form of a friend……….
You can feel her PASSION in form of a beloved………
You can feel her DEDICATION in form of a wife………..
You can feel her DIVINITY in form of a mother………
You can feel her BLESSINGS in form of grandmother………
Yet she is so TOUGH too………..
Her heart is so TENDER………..
So NAUGHTY…………
So CHARMING…………..
So SHARING………………
So MELODIOUS…………..
She is WOMAN…………..
She is LIFE………………..
Posted in KIND.
– February 16, 2009
