Monday In short, a perfect day at office.
The week started with me drafting a report on the worst workshop I ever attended. After this I was asked to estimate time for a new project. Half-way through the analysis I was requested to became part of some other team because it was having its deadline on Tuesday.
In short, a perfect day at office.
Achieved deadline of the “I don’t give a damn to the SOB team or project” and moved out of office just after mid-night.
Another perfect day / night at office.
Got up and thought about the new project. Realised it is not such a nice thought and decided to call office and say ,”Hello. I am sick and I hate to miss deadlines. So will you request someone else to work on my project”. This thought made me feel so good that I decided to attend office. As I reached the last stair I realised that I can now apply for Ripley’s Believe or not. Instead of using my legs, I had just descended seven stairs using my back. Some how I controlled my urge to call Mr. Ripley. Though not having his number did played an important part. Since I wanted to talk about my amazing feat, I called office and said, “Hello, I am sick and hence I cannot attend office”. Climbing back the eleven stairs to my room gave me the exhalation to that climbing the
Not a perfect day at office but definitely one of best day of my life.
Reached office after putting a mix of Moov and Zandu Balm. The smell travelled to every corner of the office and informed people the reason of my absence from office. It also made a few pray for my absence from office.
A usual day at office.
The girl sitting next to me came dressed as Barbie. I tried to tell her that I have noticed her dress but she said if I even tried to comment on her dress, she will cut me into several pieces and eat them during lunch. Since Hannibal Barbie failed to acknowledge the humour I mailed the list of my comments on her dress to my other colleagues. Within next 10 mins she was on desk acknowledging the comments and asking me, “What on earth made you think that the ribbons of my frock resemble to my tail?”
A colleague and a colleague-cum-friend got fired.
A usual day at office.
A very bad day at office.
One of the most brilliant persons I worked with decided to go maternity leave. The girls in the office decided to give her baby shower and invited all the guys to attend it. During the birthday shower I decided that I will adopt children. I just can’t withstand the idea of someone kicking my wife. Hannibal Barbie explained to me that the child may probably kick my wife whenever she will take the child in her lap. This closed the doors of me ever becoming a father. To sum up
To sum up
The last week was the worst week of life. This week came pretty close of breaking that record.