Yesterday it was Tuesday and on Tuesday I didn't took a shave because the bachelor bible says that those who take a shave on Tuesday will soon find their profile on shaddi.com. A day before yesterday it was Monday and I couldn't took a shave because the bachelor almanac of mental peace forbids its followers from taking a shave on Monday. A day before Monday it was Sunday and I didn't took a shave because I am too lazy to do so.

I had worked in office for about an hour when one on my colleagues asked me whether I was OK. I replied to her question by asking, "What have I done in the first hour of work that makes you think that I not OK?" She told me I was looking sick.

I told her that I was not sick. It was just that I had not shaved. She told me, “You must not be so lazy”. I replied her with, "I am not lazy. I have not shaved for last four days because I am trying to grow a moustache." She left after saying, ” That would be really cool because with a moustache, you will look just like your father.

To confirm her prediction, I asked one of my colleagues whether I had started looking like my father and he replied," No way dude. You still look like a jackass to me."