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Back on deadline

January 28th, 2010

The last few days have been the best days of my life. I went to office, came back and wrote a blog. This all was possible because I was working on a non-priority project. The deadline was more than a month away and the only thing that worried me was my weight.

Today one of my colleagues asked me how I was feeling to be the only guy in the whole company working on a non-priority project. I told her I was feeling a bit bored. No quibbling with team members, no late night sittings, no meetings to obtain extension and no frustration.  

She told me that she was short of resources on her project and I told her that all the decisions to allot manpower are taken by the management. I wished to help her but there was nothing I could do. In my whole career till date management had taken one wise decision and I had no intention of telling her that they had again made a mistake.

She told me the work pending in her project was something I love to do but unfortunately for her my first preference has always been not to stay long enough in office to become eligible for a company sponsored dinner. 

After the evening tea-break a senior manager asked me whether I was enjoying working alone. I wanted to tell her I am loving it but it would have sealed ‘C’ during my appraisal for being a team player. So I told her,”I am a bit bored. There is no one to interact. I want some people to be shifted to the non-priority project.”

The senior manager told me that she was going to a project status meeting and will tell the VP (Production) about it. The senior manager came back from the meeting and told me that I have been shifted to another project. The good thing is that from tomorrow I will be doing something that I love to do. 

To sum up

Honesty is the best policy especially if you are a very poor liar.
 

i am not a loser

January 28th, 2010

I am not a loser Until today I was sure that whenever people looked at me, they pointed their finger and said – Loser. I have always tried to deny this fact and today I realized that I am not a loser. I am an epicfailure. 

Today I took stock of my life. There is nothing much to write. My mom always told me not to talk to strangers. I ignored her advice, talked to a few strangers and landed in an office. That’s not all, I accepted a job that gave me enough experiences to create my blogging id as – Cubicile_blues. 

I think my blogging id explains a lot about my life. It is so much messed up that I even misspelt my blogging id. Several people have pointed out this typo and the only answer I could come up is – It is not a spelling mistake. I have a unique id and this helps a lot when I do ego search i.e. google oneself. 

I sit next to the door of the production floor and whosoever enters the floor has a look at my desktop. I have several times tried to teach my colleagues that the best way to beat boredom and make enemies in office is to peek at your neighbor’s computer and give him unsolicited advice. My colleagues have patiently listened to my rant and have always checked whether I am working or not whenever they enter the production floor. 

Fed up with the constant inspection, today I came to office and put a desktop background that showed a finger and gave a message ‘Stop looking at my computer’ and went to have tea. I came back and found two colleagues reading the message. I told them excuse me and they told me to change the desktop background because it was rude. 

I had an option didn’t I but I still decided to change my desktop background. I changed it to the following message – I was an atheist until I heard atheism ruins your chances of becoming God. This might still not qualify as an appropriate desktop background but I am sure it will at least stop people from discussing about my desktop background. 

To sum up  

My life is a series of failures and my only hope is that someday I will hold the world record for the number of fail attempts by a single man.    

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