Posts Tagged ‘Humour’
It is said that those who spend time in office will find few surprises in hell. In my case, I believe in God and have no faith in organised religion. The reason I believe in God is because he created my colleagues to prove that I am always surrounded by evil.
One of the favourite arguments of Atheists against organised religion is - If God exists, so would Satan. The various preachers of organised religion have countered this argument by pointing at the Atheists and stating that - Your existence proves that Satan exists.
According to various scriptures God is an Omni-powerful entity. A random sample testing done by me proves that it is hogwash. God is not at all powerful. In fact, he can’t even do anything bad to its enemies.
God is supposed to make things happen. Hence, I don’t like God. He doesn’t do anything for me. In fact, I prefer my Boss over God. My Boss looks like the guy to me who can make things happen.
I beg, pray and whine in front of God and he just sits in heaven thinking about the next sequel of Avatar. Compared to God, my boss listens and helps me. Although when he talks, it makes me remember of a four year kid’s babbling. Just imagine the amount of resources and the extension in deadline that my boss makes available when I pray, beg and whine in front of him.
It is not that I think my boss is my God. However, I no more believe that my God is my boss. I still accept God’s supremacy over earth because Google doesn’t has all the answers. Once there has been an aberration in my acceptance but I abandoned my idea of challenging God for the supremacy of earth after I read the newspapers.
To sum up
Do not question d designs of God. Do you question Google’s algorithm when it gives you absurd result?
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