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HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA:

 

Scenario 1
 
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. 
That’s
MUMBAI…
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Scenario 2
 
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on 
their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting. 
You are definitely in
PUNJAB !!!
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Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him up.
That’s
DELHI…
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Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.
That’s
AHMEDABAD…
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Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.
He writes a software program to stop the fight.
But the fight doesn’t stop because of a virus in the program.
That’s
BANGALORE…
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Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly says that “AMMA” doesn’t like all this nonsense..Peace settles in…
That’s
CHENNAI..
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Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth
and they start arguing about who’s right.
You are in
KOLKATA…
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Scenario 8

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
“don’t fight in front of my place, go zumwhere else and keep fighting”.
That’s
KERALA…
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And the best one is ….

Scenario 9

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.
You are in
GOA !!!
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याद….!!!
Aankh khuli to phir khwaab chale gaye
Jii behlane ke saare bahaane chale gaye

Yaad rehta nahi'N kuch bhi yaad kiye bina
YaadoN mei'N khokar jeene ke sahaare chale gaye

Khushiya'N bhee gayeen gham bhi chale gaye
Ek- ek karke sab dost-yaar chale gaye

Har tasawwur mei'N dekha tere chehre ko
Har shaks ko khuda banakar chale gaye

Chupayee naa gayee logo"N se mere dil ki rusbayee
teri nazaro'N ke nastar dil ko chhukar chale gaye

Sirf dil hi tha tera sabse bada khazaana "Nishant"
Fir kyun usey ek ajnabee pe lutakar chale gaye

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“Kaun hai …!!!”

Kaun
hai jo ek saaye ki tarah, Mujhe chhoo kar nikal jata hai !
Kabhi paas se, kabhi duur se,
Ek awaaz, ek nagma, ek geet ban kar
Rag - rag mei'N utar jata hai !
Kabhi paas se, kabhi duur se !!!

KAUN
hai jo mujhe, Meri tanhai ka ehsaas dila jata hai !
kabhi paas se, kabhi duur se,
Ek khaalipan,
Ek soonaapan chhod jata hai !!
Kabhi paas se, kabhi duur se !!!

Mai'N
usse dekhna chahta hoo'N ! Usse jaanna chahta hoo'N !
ungaliyo'N
se usske chehre ko, Chhoona chahta hoo'N !!
Kabhi paas se, kabhi duur se !!!

Kaun
hai jo mere Paas rehkar bhi,
Mujhse duur hai !
Kadmo'N ki ahaht
Sunta hoo'N !
Kabhi paas se, kabhi duur se !!!
Zinda hoo'N
lekin
Usse dekhte hee Tasveer ban jaata hoo'N !
Khud ko bhool
jaata hoo'N !! "Nishant", bebass ho jaata hoo'N !!!
Kaun hai jo ek
saaye ki tarah, Mujhe chhoo kar nikal jata hai !!!




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Apna Tamasha”…..!!!

Apna aap tamasha karke dekhoonga!
Khud se khud ko tanha karke dekhoonga!!

Woh shola yaa hai sabnam, ab raaj khulenge kuchh!
Patthar dil mei’N rasta karke dekhoonga!!

Kab bichhda, kaun ghadi, thee yaad nahi'N!
Lamha-lamha yaad mai'N karke dekhoonga!!

Waada karke log bhula kyo'N deyte hai'N!
Abke aisa mai'N bhi karke dekhoonga!!

Kitna sachha hai woh meri chahat mei'N!
"Nishant" khud ko ruswa karke dekhoonga!!!



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Mentally Puncture ……….

Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Tell Me Properly
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Father’s Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Native Place
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir
Officer : What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ?
Candidate : Metric Pass
Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : And What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir
Officer : Describe Your Personality
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir
Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Is It Now
Candidate : My Performance….?
Officer : Mp !!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?
Officer : Mentally Puncture ……….


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'What Are you'?' A Carrot, Egg or Coffee'???

A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose. Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil; without saying a word.In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her daughter, she asked, ‘ Tell me what you see.’‘Carrots, eggs, and coffee,’ she replied.

Her mother brought her closer and asked her to feel the carrots. She did and noted that they were soft. The mother then asked the daughter to take an egg and break it. After pulling off the shell, she observed the hard boiled egg. Finally, the mother asked the daughter to sip the coffee. The daughter smiled as she tasted its rich aroma. The daughter then asked, ‘What does it mean, mother?’

Her mother explained that each of these objects had faced the same adversity: boiling water. Each reacted differently. The carrot went in strong, hard, and unrelenting. However, after being subjected to the boiling water, it softened and became weak. The egg had been fragile. Its thin outer shell had protected its liquid interior, but after sitting through the boiling water, its inside became hardened. The ground coffee beans were unique, however. After they were in the boiling water, they had changed the water.

‘Which are you?’ she asked her daughter. ‘When adversity knocks on your door, how do you respond? Are you a carrot, an egg or a coffee bean?. Think of this: Which am I?

. Am I the carrot that seems strong, but with pain and adversity do I wilt and become soft and lose my strength?

. Am I the egg that starts with a malleable heart, but changes with the heat? Did I have a fluid spirit, but after a death, a breakup, a financial hardship or some other trial, have I become hardened and stiff? Does my shell look the same, but on the inside am I bitter and tough with a stiff spirit and hardened heart?. Or am I like the coffee bean? The bean actually changes the hot water, the very circumstance that brings the pain. When the water gets hot, it releases the fragrance and flavor. If you are like the bean, when things are at their worst, you get better and change the situation around you. When the hour is the darkest and trials are their greatest do you elevate yourself to another level?

May you have;

. enough happiness to make you sweet,

. enough trials to make you strong,

. enough sorrow to keep you human and

. enough hope to make you happy.

The happiest of people don’t necessarily
have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; you can’t go forward in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.

May we all be COFFEE!!!!!! !.

…Regards to all the ilanders…”Nishant.”


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1.Namkin kyon hai…!!!

Na jaane uss par itna yaki.N kyo.N hai,

Uska khayyal bhi itna hasi.N kyo.N hai,

Suna hai pyaar ka dard mitha hota hai,

To ankho.N se nikla aa.Nsu itna namkin kyo.N hai?

2.Apna aap gwaa baithe…!!!
“Nishant”, Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Asin galat Andaja la Baithe
Oh hasde-hasde vasde rahe
Te aasi apna aap gwaa Baithe.

3.”Waqt…!!!”

Kal mila waqt to zulfei’N teri suljha doo’Nga,
Aaaj uljha hoo’N zara waqt ko sulajhane mei’N,
Yuu’N to sulajh jatee hai’N uljhi zulfei’N,
“Nishant” Magar, Umar kat jati hai waqt ko sulajhane mei’N.

4.Humdardi…!!!

Tumse zyada humdardi hai teri yaad ko mujhse,

Dekhti hai tanha to chali aati hai…!!


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“IMPATIENCE…!!!”
'NISHANT'

Impatient, I’m being
why? I ask myself.
This isn’t your type;
Feelings that you so cleverly used to hide
why are so transparent nowadays?

Nowadays, I ask myself,
what on earth has changed?
Practically nothing,
but emotionally lots, is my answer.

OR were the change was there
and I was hesitant to see,
Just like water under sand,
and rain in the cloud
Which are there

And we know they are there
But don’t believe till we see.
No possible solution I find,
Life nevertheless remains the same
And my impatience - goes on.


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“Never Say Goodbye”

If I could take this moment forever
Turn the pages of my mind
To another place and time
We would never say goodbye

If I could find the words I
would speak them
Then I wouldn’t be tongue-tied
When I looked into your eyes
We would never say goodbye

If I could stop the moon ever rising
Day would not become the night
Wouldn’t feel this cold inside
And we’d never say goodbye

I wish that our dreams were frozen

Then our hearts would not be broken

When we let each other go

If I could steal this moment forever
Paint a picture-perfect smile
So our story stayed alive
We would never say goodbye


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“DURR JAAYA NAA KARO…!!!”

Khwaabo,N Mei.N Yuu.N Paas Aaya Naa Karo

Kya Hai Rishta, Be-Wazah Jagaaya Naa Karo

Hum Peetay Hai.N Tum Jeetay Ho Roshnaayee Mei.N

Dikhaa Kar Khalee Jaam, Dil Jalaaya Naa Karo

Badchalan, Be-Wafa, Be-Hayya, Kya-Kya Naa Kaha

Apne Dosto.N Se Humei.N Milaaya Naa Karo

Be-Basaarat(Blind) Hai.N Hum Tau Yaaro.N

Aainaa Humei.N Dikhlaaya Naa Karo

Dil Ho Jaata Hai Kitna Udaas

Paas Aaa Kar, Duur, Jaaya Naa Karo

Humara Hai “Nishant” A.Ndhero.N Se Yaraana

Humei.N Chiraag-E-Roshni Dikhaaya Naa Karo.


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