A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of
the street. A tall lady opened the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
“Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this dung!” exclaimed the eager salesman.
“Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that” asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, “Why, madam?”
“There’s no electricity in the house…” said the lady
Do not commit blindly,it may cost you
Posted in Forwards.
– May 22, 2007
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Yes this is true.
Hope the salesman will learn to try the doorbell to check the electricity before launching into his salestalk henceforth..
good one.cheers
Nice one, reminds me of the Eureka Forbes or Credit card salesmen, too pushy, poor things.
hey, that was really funny…………….
Ha ha ..Very nice one
Good one .. had a nice laugh :))
haha
nice one
hahahaha, nice one
:o) LOL
that was a riot…….
I had read it before. A perfect lesson for all… though a very hard one.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeew - she should have given him some bread too could have had a nice dungwich.
I liked this :)))))))))))))))))))))))
The smart sales man or irritating sales man. Once I was with my friend, a saleman came with some wrist watch. He asked us, “do you know english” I told him, no english. Do you know hindi? i told him no Hindi. then i told him my friend, marathi little. he got little irritate but came back again. i told him earlier, my friend little marathi. So he begin to tell in marathi… we applied second time it was successful…. we told them no english, no hindi and marathi….
ha..ha .haa……:-))^^GIFT^^
Ha..Ha..Ha…Good one..PGR
This one is really cool! Hehehe!!! A lesson learnt Belz!