10 Jun 2007 @ 1:06 PM 
 

A MAD look at … Violence against Men

 


A MAD look at the hidden facts behind misquoted statistics on “Violence against Men”

1. Wives report they have been severely assaulted by husband 22 per 1000

In a study of 1000 happily married couples who have just celebrated their silver wedding anniversary, 22 wives report the above finding to an investigating social worker.


2. Wives report they have severely assaulted husband 59 per 1000

The above figures are obtained from 1000 female prisoners in jail for hitting back at their abusive alcoholic husbands.


3. Husbands report they have been severely assaulted by wives 32 per 1000

These figures are obtained from the husbands of the above �criminal� wives cited in #2.


4. Husbands report they have severely assaulted wives 18 per 1000

These figures are confirmative figures reported by the husbands of #1.


5. Husbands & wives both report wife has been assaulted 20 per 1000

Figures obtained from #1 and #4 in the police stn under the watchful eyes of policemen. You will note two scared women retract their earlier statement in their husbands� presence� while two additional husbands report true facts to the police.


6. Husbands & wives both report husband has been assaulted 44 per 1000

These are the figures obtained during police investigation of assaults, by unknown people, on couples who were enjoying loverly solitude in deserted country lanes. These assaults had robbery as the sole motive.


MADditions to the above figures�


* Women are three times more likely than men to use weapons in domestic violence.

Men do not need weapons - they use their hands (palms, fists, grips) and legs (kicks).


* Women initiate most incidents of domestic violence.

Women are at home waiting for the violence to happen to them.


* Women commit most child abuse and elder abuse.

While women in prison for violent behavior report mostly child or elder abuse, men are not restricted by such factors - they commit child abuse, elder abuse and woman abuse.


* Women hit their male children more frequently and more severely than they hit their female children.

These are the figures from 10 women in jail for child abuse. Men in similar situations were found not to distinguish between male and female children.


* Women commit most child murders and 64% of their victims are male children.

These are figures for 5 women on death row in USA. All of them took the shield of �PMS� as an excuse for their violent behaviour. Similar figures for the 85 men on death row have not been reported here.


* When women murder adults, the majority of their victims are men.

These figures are from women inmates of death row in Jhumritalaiya. All of them reported being lured away from their homes by offers of marriage and forced into prostitution by pimps. They had been living in red light area for years and being repeatedly raped by city men.


* Women commit 50% of spousal murders.

Of the 10 women in jail for murder, 5 were for spousal murders. They reported that they had been severely abused for decades by their husbands.

Figures for a similar study on the 500 men in jail for murder are not being released as they would affect gender harmony.


* Eighty-two per cent of all people have their first experience of violence at the hands of a woman.

These are true figures from a study of normal happy adult male and female Americans who were delivered a questionnaire about disciplining at home.

[Possible Truism: Out of 99,99,999 assault cases, a study finds that 99, 98,999 cases are assaults by men against women, children and the elderly. The remaining 1000 are by women against men.]


PostScript: The figures cited above were tossed at me by someone recently. They purport to be true figures of a study conducted in the US of A. The rejoinders given below each of these statistics are my own creations, and relate definitely to the Indian situation. I strongly feel that statistics based on data collated elsewhere should not be applied irresponsibly to other societies � and definitely not to India where so much violence has been directed and continues to be directed at women. I do not, nay cannot, even begin to imagine what the victims of domestic violence go through and it is wrong for people to use figures generated elsewhere about �violence against men� to try and negate what happens in our country.


Post-PostScript: I trust many of you have read Alfred E. Neuman�s MAD comics, and would appreciate the tongue in cheek humour with which I have tried to address this very tragic situation.


Tags Categories: This is Life Posted By: a b
Last Edit: 14 Mar 2011 @ 08 51 PM

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  1. Sanjay Khare says:

    its gr8

  2. Aparna Bagwe says:

    Alfred E. Neuman was the fictional mascot of Mad.

  3. Crackpot says:

    MAD comics…. didn”t the magazine close down several years ago. They had this typical image/mindset about Indians. But they were very funny. What was the name of that freckled character called…… I forgot…..

  4. INDER VIG says:

    Woman’’s destiny is to be wanton, like the bitch, the she-wolf; she must
    belong to all who claim her.

  5. cool saint says:

    wow, scary women, we men should stay away from them.

  6. K B says:

    nice thinking… Alfred E Newman is my personal friend, along with Alexander C Cosinoffski, how does he spell his surname?

  7. do you think we can unconditionally apply the facts to our social milieu? difficult to imagine that our women indulge in so much violence. With provocation of course it is a different matter. data taken from convicted women may not apt to be interpolated into a normal society.

  8. RipVanWinkle says:

    Strength settles nuthin, love is another thing, love is within!

  9. appy:-)appy:-))))))))))))))))))))

  10. I couldn”t figure out where the facts ended and the humour began in this piece, Appy. But there is a lot of truth in saying that wimmin assault their menfolk pretty often… and it is overlooked, both by men and by society. The same cannot be said when men attack wimmin — maybe it’’s because men are usually more powerful and capable of inflicting harm. Or maybe it’’s because society has a protective eye for women. Maybe both. Warm Regards, Ghost

  11. Hmmm…something to ponder about.

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