You know that you are watching a ‘Cool Dude’s’ flick when..

Testosterone is
pumping in your veins. But if you are a girl, it could be plain ol’
irritation.

It involves crazy and
stupid stunts. And mindless violence, ofcourse.

It has 1000 words or
less as the screenplay.

If it involves truck
loads of Cuban cigars.

Beer is overflowing
throughout the movie.

The guy next to you
in the theater farts while eating popcorn and it smells of beer.

Sex is always hot.
And easy. The women are TnA personified.

Love? What is love?
Oh! Wait a minute. I got that one. Love is Sex! Yeah baby!! Grunts**

You hear groups of
women laughing their asses off in the theater when the men are
blowing the heads of each other.

Or if you find groups
of women sleeping.

If the only sensible
character in movie is a woman.

It has senior
citizens like Syl Stallone, Jason Statham (not quite senior, but he
will get there), Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jet Li (I like the dude
but..), Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, Steve Austin( Ofcourse it was
stone cold.) Terry Crews, Mickey Rourke and Bruce Willis.

Finally, you know
that you are watching a ‘Cool Dude’ flick if the end credits read as ‘The
Expendables’.