10 Paris Hilton worthy Paris Hilton Moments in 2010

The thing about Paris
Hilton is that either she is very smart or she is very smart at
playing not so smart. Kiss her, diss her but we just can’t ignore
her. And in no particular order, here are 10 Paris Hilton worthy
Paris Hilton Moments in 2010 !

1. Paris tweeted
   on Oct 13th saying “So scary today with that creepy guy
   just showing up at my house like that. Thank god for security.”
   Scary, scared?? Really?? Shouldn’t she be used to all the stalking
   by the paparazzi and random stalkers by now. And it is not even
   Friday the 13^th.Thank
   God for security, right?

2. “I just don’t
   like publicity.” That is what she said on the Late Show as the
   number one reason for not being on the show. Was she kidding? Of
   course, she was.

3. We get it,
   Twitter is her drug barring the occasional cocaine/weed/marijuana
   escapades.“Im so proud of my friend @Adrian Grenier, his film
   TeenagePaparazzo.com comes out tonight on @HBO
   he
   really captured the real me.” -
   Hmm.. She calls him ‘my friend‘
   and ends by saying ‘he really captured
   the real me‘. What does that supposed
   to mean? The equation doesn’t seem to be right, does it? Ah-ha!
   Weren’t they like dating in 2007? Is she still having the hots for
   Adrian?

4. We saw Paris Hilton
   on CBS’ ‘I Get that a Lot’ where she works as a gas station clerk.
   She gets 8/10 for being her own self on the show. She was pumping a
   lot of gas. We bet, that she gets that a LOT!!

5. Radaronline.com
   reports that Ms. Hilton enjoys spending time with her boyfriend Cy
   Waits’ little daughter. “I have a new BFF… and we spend time
   with Shae, who is seven-years-old, every weekend in Las Vegas.”
   And we wonder where these two would hang out in Vegas, hopefully not
   at some Chippendale show.

6. For being detained by
   police all around the world(Japan, South Africa, Las Vegas), one too
   many times this year because of drug possession, we just have one
   question for Paris; “What the hell were you thinking?”

7. Some wise guy once
   said that, “Breast implants are the new black in Hollywood.”
   Back in April, Paris tweeted a photo of her with new puppy pug,
   asking for name suggestions. It also appeared that she had a pair of
   brand new boobies. Honestly, we think that people had tough time
   coming up with names.

8. Paris Hilton’s
   Devassa Beer ad got banned in Brazil as they found the video
   stereotyping blonde women and devaluing the image of women in
   general. Wasn’t Brazil the land of bikinis at the drop of the hat?
   Why the fuss now and she was in a dress. She doesn’t seem to give a
   damn anyway. Bottom’s up Ms. Hilton!

9. In an OK magazine
   photo exclusive, Paris showed off her boxing skills to the world.
   Guys, she knows where it would hurt you the most, so you might not
   want to mess with her.

10. The alleged
    photograph of her giving a Nazi salute while partying on a luxury
    yacht in St Tropez made quite a few heads turn. But her spokesperson
    clarified later saying “Paris was dancing and having fun with her
    arm up in the air as she always dances like that.” Regardless of
    the undesirable media attention, she managed party harder. Hail
    Paris!

- A Thangasurabi Bright Raj collective
composition, 2010