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Bachata as we all know, is
a very romantic and rather intimate dance form. It is also very
popular for its sensuality and sex appeal. Oh my God, did I just say
the ‘S’ word? Lol.. Get a grip, it is true. We also know that we
enjoy dancing Bachata only with a few selected partners. Why do we
have these preferences? I will not rationalize by saying that the man
is an excellent lead or that the lady is an excellent follow because
we know that the truth is a little more than that.
There are these dances
where you feel your body suddenly waking up and responding to the
body of the person that is dancing with you. No matter how much you
try to deny it and keep it ’strictly-come-dancing’; your body reacts
the way it does with this one particular or few particular dancers
dancing with you.
Raise your hands if you
all have felt something like this. The song that is playing when you
two are dancing Bachata, seems to turn into a random mumble. You feel
that is just the two of you in the whole universe. Your bodies begin
to respond to a very primal man-woman rhythm. You become acutely
aware of the person’s body next to you. Your sense of smell is
heightened; you find the smell of your partner simply intoxicating;
mostly because you have compatible genes; thanks to the pheromones
and your own internal ‘good gene detector.’ Your pupils are dilated
if you have managed not to close your eyes in all that stupor. You
feel a strange tingling at the base of your neck. Your feel your
knees going weak. You break into a cold fever. You are probably even
aroused but that is ok. And your heart beat rate increases but you
just don’t care. All you want, is have that song to last for an
eternity.
My answer is very simple.
Apart from the fact that you can lead and follow each other very
well; it is very chemical. You start feeling all the above mentioned
things only with partners with complimentary immune systems and
compatible genes. The reason why your partner smells so damn
ravishing is because your body is responding to the pheromones that
your partner’s body is producing. And all this while you were
thinking that it was the perfume, lol.
Everybody wants this but
it does not happen on every social night. And the funny part is, if
you haven’t realized it yet; it does not happen with everybody.
Having said that, here is what I have to say to help you have a
decent Bachata dance.
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Men, do not
forcibly make the woman to come into a close hold. It might ruin the
dance for the both of you and she might never dance with you again.
You could ask her if she would be comfortable in close hold. If she
says yes, then it is up to you to take the dance forward they way
you two might like. If she says no; don’t even bother thinking about
it.
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The act of
coming into a close hold while dancing comes from a suggestion. The
man suggesting and the woman accepting the suggestion. Respect her
space. If she keeps pulling back from your leech like close hold, it
is your clue to let go, jackass. -
The space
between her thighs is not a freeway and neither is it a highway.
Don’t try to shove your thighs in there unless she gives you the
green signal. Respect the woman, dude, and it will take you a long
way. She is not a dancing prop. -
Men, you dance
Bachata not to impress but to FEEL. And by that, I do not mean
‘FEELING UP’ the woman who was kind enough to dance with you. -
Women, speak
up! If you are not comfortable in a close hold, you have to speak
up. Otherwise the man will think that you are enjoying the dance.
They don’t have ESP. -
Women, do not
hijack his lead often. Do not ‘often’ hijack and do the
‘I-want-to-burn-up-your-pants’ Bachata. And no, that is not ‘often’
sexy. Infact, it is ‘often’ the opposite of sexy. -
Women, do not
romanticize the dance form too much. Yes, you do want to dance with
‘the one’ but not every guy who asks you to dance can live up to
your expectations. -
Open hold
Bachata can be pleasurable too. -
Always remember
that Bachata is still a dance, so keep your dancing options open. -
Chew a breath
mint, wear deodorant and do not be sweating like a pig. This is not
always possible but you gotta try anyway. -
Experienced
dancers make it look sexy and easy but it is not. Not all of us are
Latin and Latin music was certainly was not playing in the hospitals
in which we were born. So, my point is that, practice that sexy
Latin hip movements at home before the mirror so that you look a lot
better on the dance floor. -
Girl on girl
Bachata is sexy. Women, it is ok to dance with other women. And no,
you will not be termed as a lesbian. -
Guy on guy
Bachata….err.. I have no comments. -
Hey Mr.DJ,
please do not play more than 3 Bachata numbers in a row in a Salsa
socials. Bachata is like a sweet dessert but too much of it can kill
us with its sweetness. -
And finally
dude, just because you had such an intimate Bachata, you are still
not gonna get laid with her.
Mazel Tov and happy
dancing!!
“I wanna be rich, I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna be in the movies.”
Oh! Yes!Salsa can get you there.
Movies?? Really?? Yes!!
Magna Gopal was in Mano.(But then you have to be on par with her and work at being the best.)
But what your grandmother didn’t tell you about is that the Salsa Social Scene is a jungle out there. It is inhabited by all kinds of social animals. The Biatches, the Wannabes, the Dance Preachers, the Sulkers, the Gossipers, the Superhero Dancers and their posse, Silent Mercenaries, Shadow Hyenas, the Beginners, Vampires that target only the beginners, Minding-my-own-business Marthas, the Rascal DJ packs, the Social Butterflies, the Photographers, the Facebook Salsa paparazzi and not mention other sub-animal categories of Desperate Flirts and the Mentally Disturbed. I told you, it is a jungle out there. It is nasty, biatchy but it gives you such a rush to be a part of it.
It is where Darwin’s theory of survival of the fittest comes into play. So let us see if you satisfy the below mentioned Darwin’s theory.
1.You are strikingly handsome/beautiful that heads turn when you enter the dance floor. Some people even faint looking at you or by inhaling your killer pheromones.
2.You are one fantabulous dancer that when you dance, you have a crowd gathered around all the time.
If your answer is ‘Yes’, you are already there. So, skip Part A and go Part B. And as for the rest of you whose answers were a resounding ‘No’, don’t give up yet. There are other ‘HONEST’ and slightly ‘SHALLOW’ ways to be popular. I’m being honest here. Lol.
It is OK to be wanting to be famous or popular. Everybody loves the attention and everybody loves to soak up in how much ever attention that they could get. However, before you start taking my advice on how to get there; you have to ask yourselves some questions.
“Am I in the right jungle seeking fame and fortune? Do I really enjoy Salsa dancing? And because I enjoy Salsa dancing, do I want to increase my social net-worth and popularity?” If you think that you are in the right jungle, let’s start right away with your lessons.
PART A: I wanna be famous. Make me a star!
1.Dance! Dance like no one else is watching. But not literally, watch your space. Constantly look at ways of improving yourself on the dance floor.
2.Be regular to all the Socials. Do not even dare to skip one. Remember that the best things happens on the nights when you are not there.
3.Dress the part. Being stylish and trendy always helps. Wear the clothes that compliment your body type.
4.Smile at your partner during the dance and after. Look only at your partner’s eyes.
5.Shyness and coyness must be thrown out during your first few months. Gather all that courage and ask people to dance with you. Ask the pros. There is a very good chance that they might decline you, but on the brighter side, if they agree to dance with you, it will be taking football lessons from Pele.
6.Men, it is OK if you can’t speak much but do not deliver priceless gems like “Nice legs” or “ I like your tits.” as compliments. Be assured that you will die a social death even before you get started.
7.Women, do not sit in the darkness, hoping for Prince Charming to come and ask you to dance. Be in the most visible spots for men to come and approach you for a dance.
8.Small talk. Clean small talk, with EVERYONE. Talk about things that you have in common. Music and dancing to start with.
9.Always remember and address people by their names.
10.As a Social Dancing novice, you might just have 2 dances the entire night. You might feel like crap but you have to go back and keep dancing.
11.If your home is big enough to host Salsa parties, then for heaven sake do that. Make sure that you create enough hype about it and invite all the people whom you need to mark a spot for yourself on the social scene. It better be one helluva party that everyone will be talking about.
12.Be photographed. This might sound shallow and superficial but you have to do what you have to do till you get there.
13.Know all the gossip. Gossip will take you places because gossip travels faster than light. And gossip is all the more interesting if it is built around you.
14.Be active on Facebook. Be very active!
PART B – I’m famous, now what?
1.First of all; stop being such a biatch.
2.Do not stop dancing because you have reached there.
3.Every now and then, think about how you were when you started out. Humility is a good thing.
4.Do not try to put down others just because you attained a little popularity.
5.Do not feel insecure, instead find your own identity on the dance floor.
6.Do not have such a fragile ego that it gets so easily punctured by some random comment. Don’t you know who you really are?
7.Do not speak lies and half truths.
8. Do not take credit for the achievement of others.
9.Do not deliver dialogues like “Come up to my level, then I will dance with you.” Because eventually, no one will give a rat’s ass about dancing with you.
10.Respect the other dancers; both beginners and the pros.
11.Real popularity lies in being in the good books of everyone. You can’t please everyone but try to get into some.
12.And listen ‘Famous Dude’, we know that you write such fabulous status messages and post intellectual or pseudo intellectual stuff on Facebook. People will respond to those but if you really want them to keep coming back, you need to acknowledge everyone who came to your page. If you sit like a pricey arse and do not respond to anyone or respond only to a certain few, be assured that you will lose your fan base. Respect people, their time and their feed back no matter how insignificant it may seem to you.
13.Finally, just finally, you are not that popular as you think you might be. Fame is an illusion. It is like hair today, gone tomorrow. Oh! Wait a minute! You are already going bald.
Mazel Tov and Happy Dancing!!
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