Radhakrishnan was taken to the gates of
heaven for admission and presented to the
admission authority.

The officer told him

'You are not good enough for heaven.
But you are not bad enough for hell either'

He scratched his head and asked Devil

'What shall I do? You suggest something'

Devil thought for moment and suggested
sending him to the half hell.

So the officer while still looking into
his register asked Radhakrishnan

'Devil suggests sending you to the
half hell. Since you are Devil's friend's
friend I will give you the choice of going
to Indian hell or American hell or any
other hell of your choice.
Your preference please'

Radhakrishnan had no hesitation in
choosing American hell.

It was Sidhan's turn to choose the hell.

'I do not know how to speak English.

So I will go to Indian hell'
he said and went to Indian hell.

When it came to choosing between
Indian and American hell Budhoose
asked for some clarification.

What was the difference?
He wanted to know.

'In Indian hell you will be whipped
on the first day of the week and
then roasted in a frying machine
for the rest of the week'

'And in American hell?'

'There too you would be whipped
on the first day of the week and
then roasted for the rest of the
week. But you get one day off in a week'

'In that case I would chose to
go to American hell.

'Take him to the American hell'
the officer told Devil.

Devil and Budhoose walked to
American hell.

On the way Devil told Budhoose

'Budhoose, have a look at the Indian
hell. You have not seen Sidhan for some time'

'No Devil, I better not go there.
I do not want to get caught there'

'Budhoose, it is for your own good.
Have a look at that.
I know better than you'

So Budhoose and Devil went to Indian hell.
They found Sidhan sitting on the road
side and chomping on banana chips
and sipping a yellow liquid.

'Are you sure this is hell?'
Budhoose asked Devil.

'Yup. That is why I asked you
to have a look at that'

“Hey Sidhan! Are you not supposed
to be roasted and whipped?'
Budhoose asked.

Sidhan looked around and said
'When I came here I was whipped
a couple of times. But then he stopped'
'
Who stopped?'

'The guy who was supposed to whip'

'What happened? Why?'

'I do not know. I often see him sitting
on road side and smoking a beedi.
I think he is expecting a bribe.
He does not even look at me now a days'

'What about the fire?'

'Oh, you mean that roasting business?'

'Yes'

All the time we took rediff for granted.
It was just there.
Now that rediff is hiccuping we are made aware of rediff.

Lover boy got a phone call from the lover girl.
But lover girl did not mean to call him.
The lover boy did not mean to talk to her.
They talked only for half an hour.
That was when they realized that it was a
wrong number call and they did not know each other.
That was how the lover boy got her name and number and the lover girl got his name and number.
They fell in love and for three years they talked over land phone, cell phone, satellite phone and internet phone.
Lover girl sent text messages and multimedia messages to lover boy.
Lover boy sent text messages and multimedia
messages to lover girl.
But lover boy never met lover girl.
But lover girl never met lover boy.
At last the lover girl got fed up with the lover boy.
At last the lover boy got fed up with the lover girl.
They both sent their last SMS to the other.
'Stop sending messages to me'.
But she sent one final SMS to him.
'If you are angry with me and my SMS
disturbs you and irritates you, you are free to throw

US of America got the gold medal in
swimming and Russia bagged the silver medal.
The Indian swimmer drowned in the first lap.

In boxing, Argentina won the gold
medal and Sweden got the silver medal.
The Indian got a lot of punches.

apparently he got a mail from
his own mail id in another site.

the mail said that he was in London
and has lost his money. so the mail
requested the recepeint to send
some money to a bank account.

he was surprised to say the least.

the worm had gone to his address
book and used all the addresses
and sent the request.

I do not know how many of his friends
actually sent the money.

he must have alerted his friends.

In case any one of you get any such
request from my address just ignore.

being a kanjoose I have plenty in the bank.

and I the kanjoose will never step
out of my house or at the worst from
home town (to save money, what else?).

More over there is no
chance of losing my wallet.

I do not have one!!!

I did as the mail said.

for safety”s sake I deleted all the intries
in the address book and saved all of
them as a txt file in the computer.

all that I have to do is copy and paste
the address on the out going mail.

clever No?

if you have no address book what
can the worm do?