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Bankruptcy explained..


Once there was a little island country. The land of this country was the tiny island itself.
The total money in circulation was 2 dollars as there were only two pieces of 1
dollar coins circulating around.
1) There were 3 citizens living on this
island country.
A owned the
land. B and C each owned 1 dollar.

2) B decided to purchase the land from
A for 1 dollar. So, now A and C own 1 dollar each while B owned a piece of land
that is worth 1 dollar.

* The net asset of the country now = 3
dollars.

3) Now C thought that since there is only one piece of land in
the country, and land is non producible asset, its value must definitely go up.
So, he borrowed 1 dollar from A, and together with his own 1 dollar, he bought
the land from B for 2 dollars.

*A has a loan to C of 1 dollar, so his net
asset is 1 dollar.
* B sold his land and got 2 dollars, so his net asset is 2
dollars.
* C owned the piece of land worth 2 dollars but with his 1 dollar
debt to A, his net residual asset is 1 dollar.
* Thus, the net asset of the
country = 4 dollars.

4) A saw that the land he once owned has risen in
value. He regretted having sold it. Luckily, he has a 1 dollar loan to C. He
then borrowed 2 dollars from B and acquired the land back from C for 3 dollars.
The payment is by 2 dollars cash (which he borrowed) and cancellation of the 1
dollar loan to C. As a result, A now owned a piece of land that is worth 3
dollars. But since he owed B 2 dollars, his net asset is 1 dollar.

* B
loaned 2 dollars to A. So his net asset is 2 dollars.
* C now has the 2
coins. His net asset is also 2 dollars.
* The net asset of the country = 5
dollars. A bubble is building up.

(5) B saw that the value of land kept
rising. He also wanted to own the land. So he bought the land from A for 4
dollars. The payment is by borrowing 2 dollars from C, and cancellation of his 2
dollars loan to A.

* As a result, A has got his debt cleared and he got
the 2 coins. His net asset is 2 dollars.
* B owned a piece of land that is
worth 4 dollars, but since he has a debt of 2 dollars with C, his net Asset is 2
dollars.
* C loaned 2 dollars to B, so his net asset is 2 dollars.

*
The net asset of the country = 6 dollars; even though, the country has only one
piece of land and 2 Dollars in circulation.

(6) Everybody has made money
and everybody felt happy and prosperous.

(7) One day an evil wind blew,
and an evil thought came to C’s mind. “Hey, what if the land price stop going
up, how could B repay my loan. There is only 2 dollars in circulation, and, I
think after all the land that B owns is worth at most only 1 dollar, and no
more.”

(8) A also thought the same way.

(9) Nobody wanted to buy
land anymore.

* So, in the end, A owns the 2 dollar coins, his net asset
is 2 dollars.
* B owed C 2 dollars and the land he owned which he thought
worth 4 dollars is now 1 dollar. So his net asset is only 1 dollar.
* C has a
loan of 2 dollars to B. But it is a bad debt. Although his net asset is still 2
dollars, his Heart is palpitating.
* The net asset of the country = 3 dollars
again.

(10) So, who has stolen the 3 dollars from the country ? Of
course, before the bubble burst B thought his land was worth 4 dollars.
Actually, right before the collapse, the net asset of the country was 6 dollars
on paper. B’s net asset is still 2 dollars, his heart is
palpitating.

(11) B had no choice but to declare bankruptcy. C as to
relinquish his 2 dollars bad debt to B, but in return he acquired the land which
is worth 1 dollar now.

* A owns the 2 coins, his net asset is 2
dollars.
* B is bankrupt, his net asset is 0 dollar. ( he lost everything
)
* C got no choice but end up with a land worth only 1 dollar

* The
net asset of the country = 3 dollars.

************ **End of the story;
BUT ************ ********* ******

There is however a redistribution of
wealth.
A is the winner, B is the loser, C is lucky that he is spared.
A
few points worth noting -

(1) When a bubble is building up, the debt of
individuals to one another in a country is also building up.
(2) This story
of the island is a closed system whereby there is no other country and hence no
foreign debt. The worth of the asset can only be calculated using the island’s
own currency. Hence, there is no net loss.
(3) An over-damped system is
assumed when the bubble burst, meaning the land’s value did not go down to below
1 dollar.
(4) When the bubble burst, the fellow with cash is the winner. The
fellows having the land or extending loan to others are the losers. The asset
could shrink or in worst case, they go bankrupt.
(5) If there is another
citizen D either holding a dollar or another piece of land but refrains from
taking part in the game,
he will
neither win nor lose. But he will see the value of his money or land go up and
down like a see saw.
(6) When the bubble was in the growing phase, everybody
made money.
(7) If you are smart and know that you are living in a growing
bubble, it is worthwhile to borrow money (like A ) and take part in the game.
But you must know when you should change everything back to cash.
(8) As in
the case of land, the above phenomenon applies to stocks as well.
(9) The
actual worth of land or stocks depend largely on psychology (or
speculation).


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How SHIT happened

Forwarded to me by a friend..DO read and see if it makes any sense……….

In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer’s invention, so large shipments of manure were common.

It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by- product is methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen.


Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!


Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening.


After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term ‘Ship High In Transit’ on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.


Thus evolved the term ‘ S.H.I.T ‘ , (Ship High In Transit) which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.


You probably did not know the true history of this word.


Neither did I.

cheers

Binny

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See the…Guts…


Guys have this kind of attitude and there is nothing…that can stop you..

On a ship, the Project managers of three different companies belonging to 3 different nations were traveling with their Trainee guys. They started
an argument on whose Trainee engineer had more guts.

The American PM called for one of his men and told him to jump off and
take a round swimming around the moving ship.

The Trainee did as he was commanded. The American PM boasted of by
saying,“See the guts!”

Now the German PM called out for one of his men and asked him to take
two similar rounds around the moving ship. The Trainee did as he was told.When he came back from the water the German PM said,
“See the guts!”

Now the Indian PM called out for his most Courageous man And asked him to take five similar rounds. The Trainee promptly replied,
“Tere baap ka naukar hoon kya???

The PM proudly said, “See the guts!” ;-))

So guys start saying NO to your bosses and see~~~~
but you need to be reasonable…

Disclaimer
Practice of above said content can be harmful in various ways…You are solely responsible for your action…

“”Baaki saab theek hai…enjoy karo…”"

Cheers

Binny


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Heights of Team Spirit…


Hi friends..pls comment on the team spirit shown in the
pic…
I will not utter a single word…or if I do that language will not be decent at
all….

But I really want to know how many of you feel they way I do .

So guys shower your views on my comment box (language type is really no bar…juss xpress)


Cheers


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Naya Saal


I got these lines from a net fren….just free urself from every

thing and read this… 

“”The day I was born in this country, the country was also born in
me.
 I can feel it running through my guts when I am angry and throbbing

through my veins when I am glad.
 I will not point fingers at anyone any more, those fingers will be
pointed at me.
 I am the system that does not work. I am the pothole on the road that
does not get filled. I am the FIR that does not get filed. I am the
bridge that does not get built.
 Everything that is wrong with this country starts with me. And will
soon end with me. I am India,India is me..”"

What do you think??..What is the first thought came to your mind?

I Know

So true..it is only "US" who is doing soo.

Whether its our system, infrastructure, law..we are molding

that  to our own interest. No one of us can say

" Im out of this I don't do this" In fact if you are not
doing then whose responsible

We cannot stand in queue, we cannot pay challans when caught
in wrong action And many more

Let's take a pledge that in the coming New Year we all will
try just to be genuine and honest.

& U can see that most of the battle is won.

SO I WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY & PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR..2008

Njoy responsible ..& Booz in limit

"They say.. ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY So what? Who”s in a hurry


So Cheers from my side guys

CHEEEERSSSSSSS

BINNY





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Santa..Dii..Maa…Dii..Chitthi…..


Sardarji”s Mom”s Letter


Dear  Banta

Vahe  Guru !
 

I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I”m  writing this letter slowly, because I know you  cannot read fast.
 

We  don”t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in  the newspaper  that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved  20 miles.
 

I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who  stayed here  took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have  to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able  to bring  our earlier address plate here, so that our address will remain  same too.
 

This  place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated  right above  the commode. I”m not sure it works. Last week I put in 3  shirts, pulled  the chain and haven”t seen them since.
 

The  weather here isn”t too bad. It rained only twice last week. The  first time  it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.
 

The  coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little  too heavy  to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off  and put  them in the pocket.
 

Your  father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting  the grass  at the cemetery.
 

By  the way I took Bahu to our club”s poolside. The manager is  really badmash.  He told her that two-piece swimming suit is not allowed in  this club.  We were confused as to which piece should we remove?
 

Your  sister had a baby this morning. I haven”t found out whether it is  a girl  or a boy, so I don”t know whether you are an Aunt or  Uncle.
 

Your  uncle, Jetinder fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to pull him  out, but  he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he  burned for  three days.
 

Your  best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill  his father”s  last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea after  he died.  And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for  his father.   
 

There  isn”t much more news this time. Nothing much has  happened.
 

P.S:  Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized,  I had  already sealed off this letter.


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CRAP…u ll think…

Once upon a time there was an island where all the feelings

lived.

One day there was a storm in the sea and island was about

to get drawn. Every feeling was scared but LOVE made a

boat to escape, every feeling boarded the boat.

one feeling was left LOVE got down to see who it was…

It was EGO. Love tried and tried but EGO was not moving…

and also the water was rising…………

Everyone asked LOVE to leave him and come on boat…

But LOVE was made to love…

At last…It died with EGO on that island…

MORAL love dies becoz of ego….

So guys kill ego and spread love….keep this moto

and swear you will start doing this from NOW itself….

SPREAD LOVE…MY MOTO .

HAPPY DIWALI FRENZZZ

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why dependency?..


Can someone be so special to you that you can not live without that person…

many questions came to my mind..what is this? why is it so?…why dependency?..

When it feels as if you can”t live without the other person, it is emotional dependency. The part of you that is “in love” is really a child or adolescent who is needy for love because you are not giving love to yourself or to others. There is an emptiness inside that you expect someone else to fill, because you are not taking responsibility for your own feelings of self-worth. You are attaching your worth to another”s love, which is why you can”t live without that person.

Instead of needing someone to fill you and make you feel lovable and worthy, you already feel worthy and full of love.

You experience this inner fullness because you have learned how to take full responsibility for your own feelings and needs, and you have learned to fill yourself with love. This fullness overflows and you want to share this love with another person, another loving adult who is also filled with love. Your desire is to share love rather than to get love.

The kind of person you will pick will be totally different when a loving adult is choosing than when your wounded self is choosing. The people we pick have a similar level of woundedness and a similar level of emotional health. Obviously, the more you have done your inner work to connect with Divine Love and bring that love within to take loving care of yourself, the more you will be attracted to someone also does this.

When you pick from your wounded self (emotional dependency), you will pick someone whom you believe wants the job of filling you up. The problem is that the other person may be attempting to fill you up in the hopes that you will also fill him up. Two people who each want to get love rather than share love will eventually find themselves very disappointed with each other. They will each blame the other for not loving them in the way they want to be loved. When relationships break up, it is often because one or both partners are not taking responsibility for their own feelings and self-worth and are blaming the other for their resulting unhappiness.

If you are so attached to someone that you feel you can”t live without that person, try learning to give to yourself and others what it is you want from this person. Your job is to become the person to yourself that you want the other person to be. Then you will be able to be “in love” rather than “in need.” You will be able to love another person for who he is rather than for what this person can do for you. Instead of needing to get love, you can give love from the heart for the joy of it and feel filled in the giving.

Don”t know Im still confused………


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Dictionary….

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = You better not

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

So Guys u agree to this pls comment…………I DO………

Cheers…………Binny

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WoUlD yOu ReMaRrY…….

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks:

WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”

HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”

WIFE: “Why not - don’t you like being married?”

HUSBAND: “Of course I do.”

WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”

HUSBAND: “Okay, I’d get married again.”

WIFE: “You would?” (with a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”

HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.”

WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”

HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”

WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”

HUSBAND: “Probably, it is almost new.”

WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”

HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”

WIFE: “Would she use my golf clubs?”

HUSBAND: “No, she’s left-handed.”

WIFE: — silence —

HUSBAND: “Shit.”

A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.

“What was that for?” the man asked. The wife replied “That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket”.

The man said “When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on”

The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.

Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.

“Your horse called up”

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