A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks:
WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”
WIFE: “Why not - don’t you like being married?”
HUSBAND: “Of course I do.”
WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
HUSBAND: “Okay, I’d get married again.”
WIFE: “You would?” (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”
HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.”
WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”
WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”
HUSBAND: “Probably, it is almost new.”
WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”
WIFE: “Would she use my golf clubs?”
HUSBAND: “No, she’s left-handed.”
WIFE: — silence —
HUSBAND: “Shit.”
A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.
“What was that for?” the man asked. The wife replied “That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket”.
The man said “When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on”
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
“Your horse called up”
very nice……ha…ha…cheers
i like this one!
IT”S REALLY GOOD I WILL SENT IT TO MY FRIENDS 2 THANKS TO MAKE US LAUGH.
where r u from ???????? very funny & interesting stuff there. was so good …. had me in splits
your blog is very nice & also funny…………
hilarious……………and congrats!
really funny…..
good ones……
Good one!,i can”t stop laughing!
cheery ! :)))
ha,ha, ha……….
very funny…lol..
good………funny
really funny……
awesome….and particularly that frying pan waala
very funny!!!
good one lol…
Good one….
:):) that was real fun
hahahahahhaahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………….have fun dear & njoy honey…………………have a nice day darlin”…………..asta la vista baby……………