WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
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MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
So Guys u agree to this pls comment…………I DO………
Cheers…………Binny
fundoo yaar……
Excellent!!!Boss keep it up!!!
But U have used SEX less frquently….and I mean it!
he he…v funny…but no sex is not always on our mind…v do spare a few moments sometimes…
very funny.
and the best was from mysterious………ha, ha,ha
sorry i don,t…….ditto manisha!
i am waiting 4 ur new post.
hmhhmmm.Not for all.
cool
u need comments from boys only….
you seem to be very experienced and u are almost right for both sexes
women r confused, men r monotonous