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Gujarati Funeral…….


Enjoy this without thinking too much.

Gujarati Funeral … .

A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the daughters.

The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid;

They found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:

Dear Chandrakanth, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha,

I am sending Ba”s body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT.

Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Ba”s body, cans of cheese,

10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of

Badam (peanuts) please divide these among all of you.

On Ba”s feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes

(size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for

Radha”s and Lakshmi”s sons. Hope the sizes are correct.

Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is

for Mohan.

Just distribute the rest among yourselves.

The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.

The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba”s left wrist.

Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.

The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews.

Please distribute all these fairly.

Love Smita.

PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well now a days.

This is just for fun not to offend any group or community..


Posted in Joke.

9 comments

By Binny Bunnz – August 23, 2007


Story with a gr8 moral..

This is forwarded story, will take a little while for you to read but will be worth your time.

 

A successful Christian business man was growing old and knew it

was time to choose a successor to take over the business. Instead of

choosing one of his directors or his children, he decided to do something

different.

He called all the young executives in his company together.

He said, “It is time for me to step down and choose the next CEO.

I have decided to choose one of you. “The young executives were shocked,

but the boss continued.” I am going to give each one of you a SEED today - one very

special SEED.

I want you to plant the seed, water it, and come back here one year from today with what you have grown from the seed I have given you. I will then judge the plants that you bring, and the one I choose will be the next CEO”

One man, named Jim, was there that day and he, like the others ,

received a seed. He went home and excitedly, told his wife the story.

She helped him get a pot, soil and compost and he planted the seed.

Everyday, he would water it and watch to see if it had grown. After about

Three weeks, some of the other executives began to talk about their seeds

and the plants that were beginning to grow. Jim kept checking his seed,

but nothing ever grew. Three weeks, four weeks, five weeks went by, still

nothing. By now, others were talking about their plants, but Jim didn’t have a

plant and he felt like a failure. Six months went by–still nothing in

Jim’s pot. He just knew he had killed his seed. Everyone else had trees and tall

plants, but he had nothing. Jim didn’t say anything to his colleagues,

however. He just kept watering and fertilizing the soil - He so wanted the seed to

grow. A year finally went by and all the young executives of the

company brought their plants to the CEO for inspection. Jim told his

wife that he wasn’t going to take an empty pot. But she asked him to be

honest about what happened. Jim felt sick at his stomach, it was going to be the

most embarrassing moment of his life, but he knew his wife was right.

He took his empty pot to the board room. When Jim arrived, he was

amazed at the variety of plants grown by the other executives. They were

Beautiful–in all shapes and sizes. Jim put his empty pot on the floor

and many of his colleagues laughed, a few felt sorry for him!

When the CEO arrived, he surveyed the room and greeted his

young executives. Jim just tried to hide in the back. “My, what great

plants, trees, and flowers you have grown,” said the CEO. “Today one of

you will be appointed the next CEO!” All of a sudden, the CEO spotted Jim at the back of the room with his empty pot. He ordered the financial director to

bring him to the front. Jim was terrified. He thought, “The CEO knows I’m a failure . Maybe he will have me fired!” When Jim got to the front, the CEO asked him what had happened to his seed - Jim told him the story .

The CEO asked everyone to sit down except Jim. He looked at

Jim, and then announced to the young executives, “Behold your next Chief

Executive! His name is Jim!” Jim couldn’t believe it. Jim couldn’t

even grow his seed. How could he be the new CEO the others said?

Then the CEO said,

“One year ago today, I gave everyone in this room a seed.

I told you to take the seed, plant it, water it, and bring it back to me today.

But I gave you all boiled seeds; they were dead - it was not possible for them to grow.

All of you, except Jim, have brought me trees and plants and flowers.

When you found that the seed would not grow, you substituted another

seed for the one I gave you. Jim was the only one with the courage and

honesty to bring me a pot with my seed in it. Therefore, he is the one

who will be the new Chief Executive!”

If you plant honesty, you will reap trust

If you plant goodness, you will reap friends

If you plant humility, you will reap greatness

If you plant perseverance, you will reap contentment

If you plant consideration, you will reap perspective

If you plant hard work, you will reap success

If you plant forgiveness, you will reap reconciliation. If you plant faith, you will reap a harvest so, be careful what you plant now, it will determine what you will reap later.

Two thousand years ago Paul wrote to the church at Galatia the

same story but with fewer words, “What you sow, so shall you reap”.

(Gal . 6:7)

We are grass that will wither and die but the incorruptible

seed of Gods Word will live forever - sow it daily into the life of your

family! (1 Peter 1: 23 - 25)

Have an awesome day!!

Some people, no matter how old they

get, never lose their beauty - they

merely move it from their faces into

their hearts. (Martin Buxbaum)

 

So what do you think about this!!! Do Comment………..

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11 comments

By Binny Bunnz – August 8, 2007


mUjHse….ShAaDi…..kArOgEy…

Read the comments of marriage seekers,,,,,he he he he he ,, I am very sure u will enjoy this ,,,

Here are matrimonial ads taken from shadi.com

These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart! Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic

Grammar after reading this post .

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- Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,

If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a

goodeducation but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u

welcome to my heart… when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident

or send uletter.. Thanks yours Regards Sowmya ~*~

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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

(Homework?)

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Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. he may never create any difficulties in my life or his life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you

(The principle o f running life smoothly was never so easy!)

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he should be good looking and should have a service. he Shoulsd have one brother and one sister. he should be educated.

(ain’t it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)

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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step oflove. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on …….. hold my hand forever !!!

(The dilwale dulhaniyaeffect pakdo pakdo..hahaha)

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i am simple girl.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow i amlooking oneboyhe caremeandloveme lot lot lot

(OK thankyou verymuch nextplease)

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My husband should be as ‘Shiva’ as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as in KSBKBT……

(Ok I haven’t seen these soaps but I am sure she must be demanding too much, ain’t she?)

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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

(by not wearing his jeans? ahem…)

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND A CCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE

1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.

2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND

3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

(all of us are loughing ..hahahahahaha)

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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)

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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of “ok”. The person is suffering from “Ok-syndrome”)

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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK

(the “ok syndrome” again)

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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother sister complity marred

(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married ‘completely’?)

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iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent. i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.

( what is this girl doing? Postal service or tailor.??)

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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(height of desperation!)

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Iwant one boy who love me or my mother. he love me he artly or he havea frank he’s skin colour ‘normal’not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. but iam not a handsome girl or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good girl. My father already expired . iam ”AEKLAUTA”. THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye.

(uttama purishinin)

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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.

(No comments)

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I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON’T HAVE ANY HABIT.

(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)

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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.i divorced my first husband.his charactor is not good’. i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted …

(but credit cards not accepted..???)

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my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service

(Zebra..???)

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i’m looking out for who lives in bombay, boy simple who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.

(Now that criterion is a must, isn’t it?)

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to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable

(this girl has fixed the marriage date too! But she is yet to find a bridegroom . I wish herbest luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure she will get one soon.)

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i would like a beautyfull boy. and i do not want his any treasure. because boy is the maharaja.

(Now he is going to be a lucky boy! Any takers?)

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ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present.

(Any takers again?)

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Posted in Joke.

7 comments

By Binny Bunnz – August 1, 2007


Few Thoughts….

For those who r Married as well as for those who will get Married…..

Sharing a few thoughts for would - be grooms

For Would-Be Grooms:

Rule.No.1 - Never compare your mamma’s cooking with your wife’s! There is

no faster way to dig your own grave than that! Please understand that your

mom’s cooking has the backing of 20 odd years of experience….don’t

expect that from your wife whose hardly into the process! What if she were

to compare your earning capacity with her dad’s!!! So shshshhhhh….!!!

Rule.No.2 : Never go out of your way to please the lady with flowers,

chocolates and gifts during your engagement period. If ever you do ,

please follow it up post-wedding too! When you could cover 20kms in 15

minutes when you are engaged just to spend some time with her, how dare

you forget her birthday post - marriage, even after you are given the

broadest of hints by her!

Remember expectations always double…ever heard of them being halved???

Rule.No.3: Do compliment her every now and then, verbally or with gifts!

What are those lovely Teddies and Archies gift cards for? Don’t sit there

like the Lord Of The Rings expecting to be waited upon! Of course she will

do it but everyone likes to be appreciated and pampered!!!!

Rule.No.4: This is very important! Sulking or complaining about marriage

being a big mistake is a strict NO -NO!! You got into it with your eyes

wide open, brimming with enthusiasm!! No one ever pushed you into it! So

why this drama now!

Rule.No.5: Be Brave and take your own decisions and stand up by them!!

Consult your parents for advice but realise that you are grown up enough

to lead your life! Respect your partner’s views at all times! Remember she

has given up a lot more to make a life with you!!

Sharing thoughts for Would - be Brides. (Don’t know how many will take it in the right sense. But still…)

Rule 1. Don’t expect too much from him. Less the expectations lesser theDisappointments.

Rule 2. Don’t ever dare to plan any outing or movie on a day when there is an interesting cricket match going on. REMEMBER SPORTS is more

important to him than anything else. U spoil his day n He spoils urs

Rule 3. Over Emotions, Sentiments… Woha… What are these? Tears are not

going to give any results either. It’s just a temp. attention tht u get.

No one likes Cry Babies m Whining Wifes.

Rule 4. Never dare to cross with his mother.Even if he says “My Mom’s cooking is the best. U are nothing in front of her.” take it easily with a smile. Tell him tht u are learning from his mother and will try to do it better.

U are not gonna lose anything!

Rule 5. Try to know his friends and understand that they are also part of his world.Allow him to spend few weekends or occasional night out parties with his friends.But at the same time make sure that u get u r due importance! It must not be tht he roams arnd with his friends forgetting that you exist at home.

Rule 6. Don’t start fighting for silly things.Forgetting bthdays n

Anniversaries is not a big mistake. Men are not blessed with 2 GB RAM for

storing everything in main memory.If you are very particular abt present

gifts n parties on u r birthdays n anniversaries. make sure u remind them

well in advance by some means (I know it sounds stupid. But if u are so

particular, Do it for u r own good)

Rule 7. Take him for your shopping only if he’s interested.If you are going for Window Shopping or for saree purchase,Better go with your friends/go

alone. He is better at office/home watching cricket.

Rule 8. Give him importance always. Show due care and affection.Tht’s the only way to win a guy’s mind.

fights are no more valid after marriage. Trying to dominate will lead to drastic results.

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By Binny Bunnz – July 20, 2007


Why Men Lie….

Why Men Lie - The Real Truth….

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river.

When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you crying?”

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a Golden axe.

“Is this your axe?” the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, “No.”

The Lord again went down and came up with a Silver axe.

“Is this your axe?” the lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, “No.”

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.

“Is this your axe?”

the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, “Yes.”

The Lord was pleased with the man’s honesty and gave him all three

axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happily.

One day while he was walking with his Wife along the riverbank, the

woodcutter’s wife fell into the river.

When he cried out, the Lord

again appeared and asked him,

“Why are you crying?”

“Oh Lord, my Wife has fallen into the water!”

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.

“Is this your wife?” the Lord asked.

“Yes,” cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. “You cheat! That is a lie!!”

The woodcutter replied, “Oh, forgive me, my Lord.! It is a

misunderstanding.

You see, if I had said ‘No’ to Jennifer Lopez, You would

come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Then if I also say ‘No’ to her, You

would thirdly come up with My Wife,

and I would say ‘Yes,’ and then all three will be given to me,

as you did the Axe’s ;

But Lord, I am a poor man and I will not be able to take care of all three Wives,

so that’s why I said Yes the first time.”

The moral of the story is whenever a man lies it is for an honourable reason.

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By Binny Bunnz – July 16, 2007


WHY NEWTON COMMITTED SUICIDE..

Here is the real reason as to Why Newton Committed Suicide…..

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Hindi movies that had his

head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were

just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

In the movie of a famous hero, Newton was confused to such an extent that

he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes………….

1) Hero has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t

be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great

Hero is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet

passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!

Long…

Live Hero !…..


2) In another movie, Hero is confronted with 3 gangsters.

Hero has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.

Guess, what he does?

He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards

the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the

gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the

middle one……

3) Hero is chased by a gangster. Hero has a revolver but

no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest

imaginations……

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,

Hero opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches

the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.

Bang… the gangster dies…

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and

decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last

time,

and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics.

The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn’t

changed. Oops, not so fast!

The ‘climax’ finally arrives.

Hero gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a

very high wall. So high that Hero can’t jump even if he tries like

one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use.

Hero has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the

climax.

(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)

Hero suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets.

He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached
above the height of the wall,

he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air.

The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
AHHHhhhh….

FINALLY

Newton commits suicide…..

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By Binny Bunnz – July 6, 2007


Hallmark Cards

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you’ve come into my life…

(Inside card) - I’ve changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life…

(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. We have been friends for a very long time…

(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go….

(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You’ll probably need it again.

5. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age….

(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

6. When we were together, you said you’d die for me…

(Inside card) - Now we’ve broken up, I think it’s time to keep your promise.

7. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy….

(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

8. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket…

(Inside card) - I’d miss you terribly and think of you often.

9. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday…

(Inside card) - So we’re having you put to sleep.

10. Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can’t help but wonder…..

(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking

11. I’m so miserable without you…

(Inside card) - It’s almost like you’re still here.

12. Thank you for being part of my life…..

(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!

13. Congratulations on your wedding day!…

(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

14. How can I say this….

(Inside card) - Your cooking kills me

15. Hooray…..

(Inside card) - You’re divorced.

16. I just want you to know that I’m sorry for what happened…

(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.

1 7. Congrats on getting married…

(Inside card) - It’s not everyday you decide to ruin your life.

18. Someday I hope to marry…

(Inside card) - Someone other than you.

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By Binny Bunnz – June 19, 2007


S i l l a……

Ye silla mila hai mujhko
teree dosti key peechey..

Kii hazar gamm lagey hai…
meree zindagi key peechey……

aay dost kehne waley..
zaraa dosti nibhajaa……..

mujhe dosto ne lootta………
Teree dosti key peechey….

Tu ameer hai too kya gamm…..
mein garib terey peechey…..

Tu mahal bana rahee hai…
meree jhopadi key peechey…

Ye silla mila hai mujhko
teree dosti key peechey..

Kii hazar gamm lagey hai…
meree zindagi key peechey……

Hi friends for first time i m posting something serious from my heart…which i want to share with you MY i land friends….

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By Binny Bunnz – June 11, 2007


‘coz I never take a risk ….

I never take risk while drinking …………………………….

When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking

I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen

I stealthily enter the house

Take out the bottle from my black cupboard

Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame

But still no one is aware of it

Becoz I never take a risk

I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink

Quickly enjoy one peg

Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack

Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard

Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile

I peep into the kitchen

Wife is cutting potatoes

No one is aware of what I did

Becoz I never take a risk

I: Any news on Iyer’s daughter’s marriage

Wife: Nope, she doesn’t seem to be that lucky. Still they are

looking out for her

I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard

But I don’t make any sound while taking out the bottle

I take out the glass from the old rack above sink

Quickly enjoy one peg

Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink

Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard

But still no one is aware of what I did

Becoz I never take a risk

I: But still I think Iyer’s daughter’s age is not that much

Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old… like an aged horse

I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh…

I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard

But the cupboard’s place has automatically changed

I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink

Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly

I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj’s photo & keep

it in the black cupboard

Wife is keeping the sink on the stove

But still no one is aware of what I did

Becoz I never take a risk

I: (getting angry) you call Mr. Iyer a horse? If you say that again,

I will cut your tongue…!

Wife: Don’t just blabber something, go out and sit quietly…

I take out the bottle from the potatoes

Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg

Wash the sink and keep it over the rack

Wife is giving a smile

Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking

But still no one is aware of what I did

Becoz I never take a risk

I: (laughing) So Iyer is marrying a horse!!

Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face…

I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack

Stove is also on the rack

There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside

I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink

But none of the horses are aware of what I did

Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk

Iyer is still cooking

And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing

Becoz I never take what???

…………….Cheers…NnjJoOYy

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By Binny Bunnz – May 22, 2007


Twenty Great One Liners

1. Regular naps prevent old age especially if you take them while driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without or something like that .. but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

8. You can't buy love . . but you pay heavily for it.

9. True friends stab you in the front.

10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

Posted in Blogs.

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By Binny Bunnz – May 18, 2007