Dedicated to B.Law
“Discharge of contract means termination of the contractual relationship between the parties……”
Padmavathi madam began her daily dose of Business law. Even if she teaches B.Law for 10 minutes, it becomes overdose for us. When she continues her daily dose for solid 50 minutes, it obviously becomes pure torture.
“…..A contract is said to be discharged when all the contractual obligations created by it comes to an end……”
Everybody started staring at tall, strong and white walls as if they have found their Mr. Perfect in those walls. Actually our class room transforms into a Taj Mahal in B.law class. The boring class room with dark green board and walls being painted in White and cream colors appear as extremely beautiful architecture in B.law class.
“…..there are various modes of discharging the contract….” Padmavathi madam stopped and stared at this strange looking girl with bright maroon lip stick and green lenses who was busy scribbling something in her notes. Padmavathi madam is at least aware of one thing that her subject is not so interesting that students take running notes. She went back and came back with few books. Back benchers were happily completing their notes in her class, so as usual paddy went there and snatched their books. This is her usual practice, whoever diverts their attention towards any other subject in her class, she takes away their books. That is why we fondly call her “chota don”. If any body doesn’t find their books in B.law class, it does not take much time for them to figure out yeh chota don ka kaam hai….!!!
Something made my bag shake like a shakira and I was shocked that there was an earth quake in my bag. Then my common sense and presence of mind (which hardly works in B.law class) made me realize that it’s my mobile signaling that I have a new unread message. I opened and read it. It was from Sujji, the girl who sits in class room that is right in front of our class room.
“Hey how is it going? It’s Auditing here” Her message read.
“Its Auditing ka baap,B.Law here” I replied.
I usually find people fretting that youngsters have become too lazy to talk face to face. Well if you ask me …..SMSing is something pretty interesting to do in B.Law class.
“Isn’t it interesting J J” Bindu who was sitting behind me messaged.
“Oh!yeah!! It’s very interesting, I only need a hammer to either break my head or Chota don’s head L L” I replied and started staring at her as if I were born to know about Discharge of contract.Chota don was explaining so emotionally as if she were a Shri Krishna preaching Discharge of contract to 52 Arjunas (my class strength is 52).
Somebody yawned at back and I knew that aa gayi shaamat
“Arshiya, stand up” Chota don said
“What is Discharge of contract?” chota don asked
“jaane tu….ya jaane na…..jaane tu……” I started singing .
“How can a cotract be discharged ?” Chota don asked the girl sitting next to arshiya.
“Naa jaane koi…..kaisi hai yeh B.law……kaisi hai yeh discharge…..” somebody started singing inspired by me but definitely not by my voice. She was singing so loudly and so confidently as if she is going to get selected as a singing sensation of the country that chota don over heard her. Chota don was so aag baboola that we were surprised her head did not blew off.
“Tomorrow you all are writing test in B.law. If anybody scores less, they will have to talk with HOD.” She announced and left the class.
I came back home and slept peacefully till next morning.
Next morning I got ready for college and went to bus stop. I saw a lady who was almost similar to chota don and then I remembered B.Law test. I opened the text book and started reading. I felt as if I was on mars. It all looked so new, so bloody new that I could not find anything that I can understand without damaging my little brains. I closed the book as I love my planet and don’t have any intention to go to another planet. You see I Love Earth….I’m an Earthian.!!!!
I went to college and saw the arrangements made by chota don for our test. She made a stupid 25 marks test appear as a semester exam.
She gave question papers after we closed our books. We started asking each other what was their experience after reading or rather trying to read B.law.
“Oh! Shit man!!!” Jyothi exclaimed after taking a look at the question paper.
Once Jyothi panicked, I knew we were in trouble. I read the paper and found it Pluto, too far from Earth. (too far from what I tried to read) . I looked at chota don to see if she can show any sympathy on abla naris in the class room. But no….she is chota don…..!!!!
Mean while a clerk came and knocked the door. Thus students got an opportunity to ask each other whether they have ever heard about anything that was given in question paper. Few other girls were asking their neighbors to pronounce the terms given in paper.
I knew that whole bunch of my class mates are of no help, so I turned to find out what was going on between Chota don and clerk. They both talked for few minutes and chota don announced.
“Girls, quiet. Government has announced 15 days of holidays for all colleges situated in Telangana region due to the Telangana revolution, so you all should come back to college on 18th of December.
P.S.:That does not mean that im enjoying sitting at home, I have to complete all my records. But the problem with this Telangana revolution is very disturbing as the Govt property is getting destroyed and people are scared of going anywhere. I hope this whole thing comes to end even if that means attending B.Law class for 3 hours.
Hey guys!!!! I have been absent from iland for a month or so coz of my college and classes like B.law.I would have continued to be absent hadn’t these hlidays been declared…..though holidays are always pleasure…this time I genuinely feel bad that the reason behind these holidays is not pleasant.
I missed out so many posts of my friends but I promise,I would try to read all of them and comment. And thanks to every body who mailed asking about my well being. Im over whelmed!!!!