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An Interesting LOVE LETTER

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda), you are my TVS SCOOTY (first love) and my AIWA (pure passion).

I always BPL (believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (better than the best)

You are DOMINO’S PIZZA (delivering a million smiles) for me.

This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL ( seriously fresh ) feeling for me.

I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (the unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (born tough) but don’t worry as I am also FORD ICON (The josh machine) and rest of our family members are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones).

If they say no, we will run away and get marry and PHILIPS (let’s make things better). They will feel MARINDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA COLA (jo chahe ho jaye). Trust in God who’s always ! NOKIA (connecting people) who love each other. And we are WILLS ( made! For each other).

Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of  love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (real taste of life),

SATYAM ONLINE (fun fast easy) and PARX (always comfortable) .

Don’t worry; it is new COCA COLA (life ho to aisye!).

Ok bye! I wrote little but PEPSI ( yeh dil mange more ).

LG (digitally yours).

Anvesha…$

(courtesy: Mail forward)

Hey guys…

I received this piece from a fellow ilander Rasheed….very funny one…so thought of sharing with you all and make you all smile…..$

Family Problems

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.

The Indian man said to the American, “You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once. We call this arranged marriage.

I don’t want to marry a woman whom I don’t love… I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.”

The American said, “Talking about love marriages… I’ll tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father’s father-in-law.

Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father’s brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father’s son i.e. my brother is my grandson.

Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.

And you say you have family problems.

Gimme a break!!