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main badala jag badala

chandrakant parmar — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 10:20:17 +0000

aasman wahi,

zamin wahi,

fir bhi lagata ,

sab kuchh naya,naya

main badala ,

soch badali,

lagatai muze

jag badala,badala

Bhagwan kanha milta hai

chandrakant parmar — Wed, 26 May 2010 09:02:10 +0000

बहुत दीन हुए नारदजी से बातचीत नही, हुई, मन मे सवाल उठ रहा है, ये भगवान कौन है, कन्हा है, आज तक देखा नही, मंदीर मे मुर्ती देखी, पर सब के चहेरे, रंग, ऱूP. अलग अलग,आऊऱ जंहा , देखो , उसके दर्शन, की , लंबी,कतार. पैसे खर्च करो तो , फटा फट,दर्शन,
मैं, परेसान, भगवान भी , कामर्सियल, हो गया, है,
नारदजी, से पुच्छ , ही लेते , है, फोन ,नारदजी, को, एक ही बेल,मे, नारदजी ने फोन उथाया,
नारदजी= बहुत, दीन के बाद याद , किया, भूल गया था ,मूज़े
मैं= आपको , कैसे, भूलुगा, मैं आपको ढ़ूंढ, ने , निकला, था ,अलग अलग मंदिर, मे घुमा,हर , मदिर , आपकी अलग ,अलग .साइज़ , की, तस्वीर,मुर्ती, कन्फ्यूज़, हो गया, मैं.और सोचने, लगा, मेरा चहेरा ,साइज़ , कंही ना बदला,और हर जगह ,समान ,दीखता, था,
नारदजी= ऐसा,हर जगह, समान, किसने , कहा.
मैं= शीशे मेदेखा,
नारदजी= हूँ, कुच्छ भी नही बदला,,
मैं=कुच्छ मोटा ,या कुच्छ पतला. हुआ होगा,परन्तु चहेरा और साइज़ नही बदले,
नारदजी=विचार
मैं=प्रभु विचार तो हर पल बदलते रहते है,
नारदजी=भगवान का चहेरा हर जगह नया ,होता है, विचार वही होते है,
देखना,भगवान को
मैं खुश ःओ गया और बोला प्रभु जल्दी दर्शन कराओ
नारदजी=बहुत जल्दी मे है , कन्हा है,तू.
मैं=आपसे बाते कर रहा हू.
नारदजी=बाहर रास्ते पर आजा, भगवान डेएखः जायेगे
मैं दौड़ कर रास्ते खी और भागा थोड़ा आगे गया, ट्राफ़िक सिगनल पर गया सिग्नल बंद था, ळोघ अपनी मर्जी शे आजा रहे थे, फ़ुटपाथ पर एख आदमी खड़ा था,एख और शे ट्रक स्पीड आरही थी,पता नही क्या हुआ ऊशी फ़ुटपाथ एख आदमी दौड़ता आया और खड़े हुए आदमी को धक्का मारा आदमी ऱोड पर गिरा, उधर शे ट्रक आरही थी ऊशी वक़्त एख और आदमी दूसरी और शे दौड़ता आया ईधर शे ट्रक ऊश गिरे हुए व्यक्ति को कुचलने ःई वाली थी,ऊश दौड़ते हुए आदमी ने ऊशे ऊठा कर बाजू मे किया , अपनी जान परवाह किए बगर, कुच्छ पल बाद, ऊश आदमी की जान मे जान आई,
उसने ऊशे ऊठाणे वाले आदमी के पाँव छःऊए और कहा , वो शैतान ,मूज़े मारने वाला था तुम मेरे लिए भगवान बन कर आए
ऊशी वक़्त मेरे फोन की बेल बजी और नारदजी की आWआZ आई दीखे भगवान,
तू ही भगवान है तू ही शैतान है, सब का अच्च्हा सोच , और अपनी परवाह मत कर,बुरा ,सोचेगा तो शैतान और अच्च्हा सोचेगा तो भगवान ,

mumbai

chandrakant parmar — Sun, 23 May 2010 07:16:58 +0000

aaj kal mumbai me hu, mast hu, kya karu kuchh samaz me nahi aaraha hai, bahut kuchh par kuchh bhi nahi nahi hai. kisi producer ya director se milane ki tamnna hai, meri khopadi unhe dikhani hai, shayad wo unka kuchh kare aur paise banaye, koi janata ho .kisi producer ya director ka pata muze bataye, jakar mil aauga………..kuchh kam ho jayega mera aur aap logo ko achchhi filam dekhane milegi……………………………………..
waiting for your response

kya kahu,

chandrakant parmar — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 10:47:29 +0000

kya kahu, yunhi kuchh kahne ko nahi hai,
kyonki sunane ka kisi ke pas waqt nahi hai,
meri badbadahat muze hi nahi deti nahi sunyee,
shor bad gaya hai itana, kya kahu,
machalat hai man, tadapta hai,tan
lab hai khamosh, ankho ki boli koi samazata hai nahi
khud ko hi nahi sunta hun mai ,muze kaun sunega
kahane ko bahut kuchh hai,kya kahu,

chandrakant parmar — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 10:55:29 +0000

chandrakant parmar — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:56:24 +0000

hi.all/ i am on rest will meet u soon

iland ko shradh paksh ki adchan

chandrakant parmar — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 13:45:32 +0000

pichhale do teen dino se iland me kuchh samaz nahi aaraha hai. kya ho gaya hai. kabhi kahata hai rediffblog me jao. kabhi kisi ki post na khule, comment na kar sake, comment aaye nahi kisi ki, reccession period mandi me idea bhi sayad kam aate hai, aur jab idea aaye aur post karane jao to ye ilnad aur rediff blog ka tension…kal ek blog likha aur post karne laga post hi nahi hua……..socha naradji se puchhata hun…fir vichar aaya ..chhoti chhoti bato ke liye prabhuji ko knyo paareshan karu.. khopadi ki malish karege …..thik ho jayega. ghar bhi jaldi pahuncha,.
shrimatiji bhi furasat me baithe the. main fresh hua….unhe furshat me baitha dekh .muze jalan huee aur maine kaha aaj sar ki malish kar dijiye na,
shrimatiji> kya hua sar dard hai kya. aapko kitane din se kah rahi hu, hair cut karava lo . aap meri bat sunte kab ho.
main sochane laga .mahine din de shrimatiji haircut karvane ko kah rahi hai. parntu muze bal badhane ki suzi hai,
me. > sar dard nahi horaha hai. aaj ghar par koi nahi hai, aap bhi fursat me baithe ho. amine socha aapne bahut dino se balon me hath nahi ghumaya. aap malish karti jana aur main aapse pyar ki bate karunga,aur jtane bhi bade log hai unke bal dekh lambe hote hai. jaise hamare pichhale rastrapati.A.P.J.kalam sahab.
shrimatiji> managl pandey me aamir khan ne bal badhaye the kya hua film ka.fir dekho gajhani me bal chhote karavaye aur film hit.
main bhi unke sath eetane varsho se rahte hue aurto wali style sikh gaya hun, muze kaise latke jhtake se ruth ti thi…..maine bhi unki estyle mari ruthane ka natak karte hue ,,,let gaya aur kaha ,.tumhe meri kuchh padi nahi hai…jab bhi kuchh kaho..bahane batati ho……..aur ankhe band kar pada raha
kuchh der kuchh nahi hua…meri dheeraj tuatane lagi manane nahi aayegi to apani to lutiya dub jayegi aur natak nahi chalega.
parantu prabhu ne sun lee aur meri dhheraj rang layee( mahila ye bechari bholi hoti hai, ) aur mere pas aayee shrimatiji, aur narajki awaz me boli ab natak chhodiye aur aayyeye malish kar deti hun.
maine socha uthu na uthu…fir socha nahi uthuga aur ye sach me chali gayee to mailsh rah jayegi , aur ankhe band rakhr rakhe hi utha. aur gardan niche kar unke samne baitjh gaya,
shrimatiji> ab nakhare chhodo aur sidhe baitho..
aur unhone tel sar me lagana shuru kiya,…….muz me jaise pran ka sanchar hua,,,khopadi ka virus gayap hone laga………
shrimatiji> hay hay aapke bal kitane kam ho gaye hai aur safed bal bhi kitane badh gaye hai. kitane kale aur ghane bal the, aapke
me> tuze mera dhyan hi kanah hai……
shrimatiji. > aapki umar bad gayee hai aap ab budhe hone lage hai,
me> wa meri umra badane lagi aur aap ki kam ho rahi hai…aap balo me mehndi laati ho.
shrimatiji. > main kahti thi ki mehndi lagao .aap kahte the. mehndi main lagau aur gaon dekhe gaon ke liye mehnadi main knyo lagau. ab bhugato.
me> achha baba. aap jeete aur main hara…ab mehndi laga do….
shrimatiji> aapko pata hai abhi shradh paksh chal rahe hai,,,abhi achha kam nahi karte..
me> aap ko bahana chahiye. nahi lagana hai to mat lagayee ye ,aap ko lagata hai main mehndi laguaga aur main smart ho jauga….mere pichhe mahilaon ki line lag jayegi . aap bhi swarthi ho…aap ban than ke raho aur main aisa hi.
shrimatiji> natak band karo.aapko koi nahi milegi.aur koi milegi to aap me takat hai usake pichhe jane ki. aapko kahti hun, abhi shradh paksh chal rahe hai aur abhi mehndi lagayege , naya kam karege to aapke jo bal bache hai wo bhi gayap ho jayege. navratree ke pahle din hi aapko mehndi laga dugi, hamare purvaj kah gaaye , kuchh niyam bana kar gaye hai unke pichhe karan hai. aap padhe likhe log manate nahi ho. aap ko proof chachiye . aapko koi kahe ye jhahar hai eese mat pina…..usaka proof managte ho . ya aap trial karte ho……nahina, to ees par bhi bharosha rakho ………
main bhi sochane laga , bat me dam hai …………aur muze samaz me aaya..iland ko bhi rediffblog shradh paksh me convert kar rahe hai . eesi liye kam nahi kar rha hai………….shradh paksh ke bad kam karega ..ya fir eesaki pooja karni padegi….
kal iland ko shradh dalana padega….fir sahi kam karega……

sab ilander shradh daliye iland ko..ye rediff bolg me convert achhe se ho jaye caur ham fir se blog post kar sake comment kar sake……aap lo shradh paksh me comment kar sakte hai…….comment kijiye

MUMBAI KO SENGHAI BANAYEGE

chandrakant parmar — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 12:38:28 +0000

Maharstra me vidhansabha election declare ho gaye hai. sabhi paty ya chunavi vade karane me lag jayegi,hatheli me chand dekahyege……sabhi party kahti hai    MUMBAI KO SENGHAI BANAYEGE……………….maine sal bhar pahle char line likhi thi .aaj fir se repeat lar raha hu……… GAUR FARMAYEE YE
………………………………..
             MUMBAI KO SENGHAI BANAYEGE,
    BAILGADI ME PLANE KA ENGENE LAGAYEGE,
            DISCO AUR PUB ME DHOTI PAHN NACHEGE,
                   MUMABI KO SENGHAI BANAYEGE,

rediff ko kya hua

chandrakant parmar — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 07:29:57 +0000

KANHI PE NIGAHE KANHI PE NISHANA.REDIFF NE BAYA …MUZE DEEWANA,
..aaj subah se pareshan hun……rediff ka kuchh bhi samaz me nahi aaraha hai. kya likhana kya padhana,….koi samzao muze…..eesaka kya karan..a

aaj tiffin lete aayee ye ga..

chandrakant parmar — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 11:53:44 +0000

subah subah..ghar se nikala..aur office ja raha tha..padosh se pati, patni aur unke sath….unka ka beta..ja rahe the. padoshi pati(P.P.), apni patni ki aur dekhta hua , jo unke pichhe apane bete ka hath pakad kar use khichati huee chal rahi thi,
P.P.> apni patni jaldi chalona…kya kar rahi ho…muze fir office bhi jana hai, usaki awaz me tanav, jhujhunalahat. gussa ka mishran tha
P.patni> chal to rahi hun..ye dekho na aapka ladala study karata nahi..aur schoole wale report lene hame bulate hai, aap aapke ladale ko padhaya kijiye. thoda waqt nikal ke, tution me bhi kuchh nahi padhate.aur aap hi eeski teacher se bat kijiye…aiasi baate karti hai .jaise ham paar aheashan kar rahi ho, hamre bache ko schoole me bitha kar..hajaro Rs. fees bharane ke bad bhi kahati hai. aap ghar par eese padhati nahi hai.ghar me padhana hota to scoole knyu bhejate.

uprokt vakya main regular sunata tha..
kabhi pati patni aaps me ladane lag jate the,
P.P> tum jara serial mat dekha karo aur eese padhaya karo.
P.patni> main kya din bhar serial dekhati hun..jab serial aati hai usiwaqt dekhti hun..ghar ka bhi kam rahta hai hame..aapke jaisa nahi .office aur office se aaye ki t.v. chalu…muzse aur bache se kab kya bat ki hai aapne.
p.p..>he bhagwan ees se double greduate se shadi ki hoti to bacha to padhati . ab main office dekhu . ki bache padhau….jab dekho tab test.chal rahe hai eenke..aur tumhari serial kab nahi aati..aur tum nahi dekhti ho to ye cartoon cartoon dekhata hai…tum dono milkar mera nam dubaoge…

aise vakiye main sunta tha. kuchh nahi bolta tha…gardan niche kar jaise unki bato me mera dhyan nahi hai…chala jata,
muze yad hai mere mata pita pahli class me nam likhavane ke bad kabhi schoole nahi aaye…..main schoole jata hun. ya masti karat hu..result dekh lete the .aur puchhate the class badal gayee ,kitabo ka kharcha bad.gaya….purani kitabe kam nahi aayegi. main bhi apne mata pita ka khayal rakhata tha. jaise bada ho gaya..schoole ki dayri me, remarks pe, parents ki sign lani padti thi..unko takleef na pade ,eeske liye maine unki sign bhi sikh li thi,aur papa ki sign kar leta tha,
mera number aaya mere bacho ko schoole bhejane ka. bache schoole jane lage. jab kuchh unhe samaz me nahi aata tha. aur rat me muzse puchate the . pappa ye samazayee ye na….samaz me nahi aaraha hai.
me. > ja mummy se puchh le . muze padhane de.(magzine chitralekha ,gujrati)
bacha> pappa mummy ko rahne do..khana achchha banati hai..jyada pareshan mat karo. wo thak chuki hai..samaz kar..sabji me namak ki jagah shakkar khani padegi.
me> teri mummy 12th pass hai………………. beta.muze gyan deti hai. tuze nahi samaza payegi.kya?
kitchen se shrimatiji ki awaz aati hai….main aapke pass nahi aayee thi ki muzse shadi karo..aap hi aaye the barat lekar.jaise kunvare rah jaoge…lani thi na padhi likhi…wo bacho ko padhati aur aap sabji banate,
ham dono bap bete ek dusare ki aur dekhate..mera beta muze gyan deta,….pappa main to pahle hi kah raha tha. mummy ko pareshan mat karo. ma beta ek ho jate….
me> tune mummy ke bheje ka dahi kar diya hai.pahle batana chahiye na. mummy ko nahi aata, bata kya hai main awaz unchi kar kahata,main usaki kitab me apni khopadi dal kar dekhata, samaz ne ki koshish karata. kuchh der bad wo kahata….pappa jaldi kijiye na….muze aur bhi lesson padhne hai,beta meri maza leta,
maine kaha ……teacher ne nahi samzaya..schoole me masti karata hai ki padhata hai…schoole me dhyan nahi deta ..aur mera sar khata hai.
kitchen se shrimatiji ………..knyo aap to padhe likhe ho na..samzao use ab muze kahte ho 12th pass . aap copy karake pass hue hoge. ya fir mere ghar wale se jhuth kah diya b.com, ll.b pass hun….aur mere mayke wale bechare sidhe degree bhi nahi dekhi aapki. ab kya karu..aapka to ho gaya..bacho ko to achha padhao.

ab main kya kahu….us waqt naradji se direct diling bhi nahi thi,………..shrimatiji se kahata..aap khana banao..bhukh lagi hai..khali pet deemag nahi chalata. eeski teacher bhi khali pet hi scholle aati hogi kya eese samzayegi.
jaise taise bache ko samazta tha..aur wo meri tarah hoshiyar hai..samaz jata tha. kuchh mera kuchh apana deemag laga kar.aur har varsh class badal jati thi. kitabo ka kharcha karvata raha . har varsh. han usake schoole report me sign usaki mummy karti thi. wo iasa kahata tha .jab bhi puchho report me sign nahi karwaani . wo kahata tha pappa mummy se karavali hai.aur main puchhata bhi tha sal me ekad bar.
you ae all lucky bacho ko padahne me aapka revision ho jata hai.very lucky….hamari aisi kismat nahi thi…..kya kare jaisa tha masti ki..aap bhi masti karo….bacho ko padhao..aue husbund se kaho…bacho ko padha rahi hun..aaj ghar aate aate tiffin lete aayee ye ..han kal laye the wo testy nahi tha…aaj sabji doosri lete aayee ye ga…..aur jaldi aana…bhukh bhi lagi hai…