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khel khel tu khel khelaya…..khel khel    tu khelaya.rat rat   nav ratra aaye….sang ma bhavani laayee,kali kapani ,durge bhawani..ma ambe bahar layee,
khel khel tu khel khelya………khel khel tu khelaya.

dekha ho maine dekha .
 krishna ko dekha maine.
 sri sri gurudev me
sawnri suarat, mohani murat.
krishan jaise lage
 sri sri guru dev muze,
 krishna hi krishna hai,
pujya sri sri ravisanakar,
gurdev mere guru dev.

o terchee najro wale,..krishna  bhole bhale.
o aadi tedi chal wale …krishna   bhole bhale,
love you sawanre.salone…krishna  bhole bhale,
vashdevkutumbkaaaaa …krishana bhole bhale,
guru devo maheshwaraaaa …krishana bhole bhale
sri sri ravisanakar.aaaaa……krishana bhole bhale
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…….Aaj kal manoranjan ke liye achhi filam nahi aarahi hai. aur jo multiplex me release hoti hai. usake ticket ke rate dekh kar hi, muh bigad jata hai. kya filam dekhana….parntu manoranajan  manushya ka janm sidh adhikar hai, kanhi kanhi se manoranjan chahiye. multiplex ki ticket mahngi hai. parntu ek sukh hai..do ghante me tumhari jan chhod deta hai, manoranjan ho ya na ho do ghante me jyada e jyada 3 ghante me bahar nikal  deta hai…parntu manv swabhav lalchi…muft me do mange…ghar me hi manoranjan box laga liya .nam diya idot box..hai na majedar akkal wale idot box dekhte hai..aur idot box ke andar jyada akkal wale debate karte hai.
aur idot box ko script supply karta hai politics, politics party.
aaj kal .BJP wale , election ke bad jyada tension me hai, aur generally tension me soche hue kam nahi hote,jaswant singh ne JINHA, India-partition. ..independence, likhi aur publish ki. , unhe BJP me se bahar kar diya gaya. Narendra modi ne gujrat me book ko pratibandh laga diya. 669 page ki book, aur kimat bhi 695 rs. abhi kis ne padhi hai ki nahi, pata nahi. .kya likha hai. pata nahi…lekin pratibandh ki vajah se book ki demand bad jayegi ,aur jaswantsingh ko royalty  ki barish hogi. ees bat me do ray nahi hai….main nahi padhane wala hun, na kharid ke na udhar mang kar, please koi bhi muze GIFT na kare, knyoki etihash me muze samaz nahi hai. aur sab jhagade ki janmdata eetihash aur bhugol hai ( history and geogrophy)  jis se jhagade ki kalpana bhi aaye uski mayyat me nahi jata.  JISKA HASH HOTA HAI WO ETI HASH HAI, aur dusaro ka bhi hash karata hai…..


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HUN JAGTO RAHYO NE ANKH SUEE GAYEE

(GUAJRATI ME HAI ,NICHE HINDI ANUVAD HAI. DONO  PADHE)
tara na ajwala ma chand sodhato,

kali dibamg  amash ni, rat ma.

ankho jhini kari. chand gotato.

savare kukdo bolyo, ne ankh khuli,

rat akhi hun, jagto rahyo ,chand gotato

ne ankh suee gayee, ne sawar thai gayee,

na chand malyo, ne tara thi dosti kari,

hun jagto rahyo ne ankh suee gayee,

(dosto matrubhasha gujrati me kavita likhi hai, aaj laga ki matry bhasha me likhu. kya likhu kya lkhu..ham log jo hota hai use se santushth nahi hote , aur jo nahi hota usaka intejar karte hai, hindi anuvad padhe  aur gujarati sikhe…..)

taron ke ujale me chand dhundhata,
kali dimabg amavshay ki rat me,
ankhe barik kar chand dhundhata,
subah murga bola aur ankh khuli,
sari rat main jagta raha. chand dhudhte,
ankh so gayee aur subah ho gayee,
na chand mila,na taro se dosti ki,
main jagta raha aur ankh so gayee……..



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swine flu and english blue……


( muze comment mile the,… balak patni ko khush rakha karo , main sensible logo ki bate manata hun,,aur unhi ki bat mante hue…..aaj ye wesh dharan kiy a  hai.. aur ek post padhi thi swine flu marrige jisame shadi me sabhi ne dulha dulhan pandit aur mehmano ne muh paar patti laga rakhi thi)usi ke uplaksh me pesh hai……………….maja lijiye…………………………………Sunday ko shadi ki party ka, invitation tha, …shrimatiji saj rahi thi unohene aaj english blue kalar ke kapado,evam, kya kya mahila e pahanti hai. sabhi ek hi ranag ka. maine apana kurta payajama nikala aur apane tan par chadhane laga, shrimatiji muze dekh boli….aapko jara bhi sense nahi hai….maine  unhe dekha….apane aapko upar se niche dekha. sar pe hath sar  ghumaya……mera sar aur main kal ke jaisa hi tha,……….maine unhe dekha aur puchha….sense hai hi nahi? ki khatam ho gaya,
shrimatiji muze ghurane lagi….aur boli…..sense meter bajar me nahi milta hai…..agar milata hota to. shadi ke pahale lagakar dekhati sense kitana tha aapme aur kitana use kiya kitana bacha hai…parantu meri  kismat…,
main kapade pahante hue  bola…sabhi patniya …shadi ke kuchh sal bad aiasa hi bolti hai……muze kapde pahnte hue..dekh boli aap ko ye nahi pahanana hai…..aap ke liye maine kapde nikal ke rakhe hai………maine ……dekha blue kalar ki pant thi…sath me blue kalar ka shirt mera nahi tha….main bola ye shirt mera nahi hai..ye to shashi(mere bete ka) ka hai………wo bole to kya hua…aap to pahnte ho.eeske sath match ho raha hai. .socks bhi blue..hanky bhi blue…..maine kuchh puchhane ki himmat nahi ki…jo unhone diya wo apane upar dal liya…..shoes pahanane laga..aur . unke  charano ki aur dekhane laga….unki chappal bhi matching thi…aur mere shoes black the …………main bola ….blue kalar ki shoe polish lekar aau..match ho jayege……shrimatiji ..ne muze ghura,,,,,,aur boli ..jyada sense mat lagao…joker dikhoge…unhone joker  kaha to main mirrior me apane aap aapko dekhane laga..aur bina kuchh kahe hi sochane laga……han…..joker banane me juto ki kami hai….chalo pura joker nahi banata…aur ready hua……unse puchha ….cream powder   regular wala ya fir aap fir matching wala laye  ho…
….unhone ankhe nikali ..aur cream powder  nikal kar diya ..jor se pataka…ye lagao….maine fata fat apne upar lipa …aur unke pichchhe chalne laga….
main bike nikalne laga……..shrimatiji boli…….car me chalate hai……..maine kaha..aaj sunday hai trafik nahi hogi bike pe hi chalate hai,car ki cahvi nahi laya ab kaun upar jakar chavi layega….chalo eesi me chalate hai….unhone muh bigada,,,,,,, aur be man se pichhe baithe………hamari sawari chali…english blue..me saj dhaj kar…..black bike aur ham do blue..achha tha din ka samay tha…aur kal badal bhi nahi the ham aate jate logo ko deekh rahe the….log hame ghur ghur kar dekh arahe the main unki parwaha kiye bina ..apani masti me bike chala rahatha..  jab ham kisi ke pas se gujarte the…to pichhe se kuchh comment aur jor se hasane ki awaz aati thi…parntu  muze rukane ka hukum nahi tha.comment sunae ka sense nahi tha…..aur chalate chale  pahunche venue pe…….
jaise hi maine bike park karke   …….aur ham chalne lage…….sab hame hi dekh rahe the….main blue matching ke sath apni eastman kalar smile pahane hue masti me ja raha tha….kuchh parichat mile..hame dekh mushkuraye..aur ………rahshanmyee mushkan….ke sath….jaise hi unase mil kar aagey badhe….jor ki hasi aur thahaka e ki awaz sunayee di….maine pichhe nahi dekha…aur haathi ki tarah..chalane laga…jisako jo karaana hai kare…….
venue ke gate pe host khade the ..unho ne receive kiya…aur unake pas me hi ek vyakati khada tha..usaane do paket white kalar ke nikal kar diye ….ek muze aur ek shrimati ko..diya ….maine pkt dekha……..aur unhe puchhane ke liye unki aur dekha ..dono host  muze aur shrimatiji ko upar se niche dekh rahe the……..main man hi man sochane laga ..meri matching check kar rahae hai…..maine  pair apane aagey pichhe kiye….aur pant thodi upar ki …ki unko socks bhi deekhe..maine jeb se hanky nikali..aur muh pochhane laga…..jab hamari najre mili ..wo jhep gaye..main to blue me rangeen mushkura rahatha…aur unse puchha..ye kya hai…
host bola…aaj kal swine flue chal raha hai..ye muh pe laga kar jayee ye…maine shrimatiji ki aur dekha fir unki aur dekh bola……BLUE kalar ka nahi hai……

shrimatiji muze dekhane lagi…..dono host aur unaka pkt pakadane wala teeno aapas me ek doosare ko dekhanae lage……..kya kahe kya nahi……..thodi der bad bole..hamane white hi rakha hai…white swineflu ke germs resistant  hota hai…………………….aur …aap eese muh pe lagayee ye…..
main  bola ..bhojan kaise karege…………
wo bole bhojan nahi hai……..aap log VAR- VADHU   se  mili ye..usake pas hi ek banda khada hai..jo aapko mithyee ka chhota pkt dega ..ghar jakar muh mitha kijiye….aur gift unhe dete jayee ye………shrimati aur meri najre mili…..hamne manners ke chakkar me  muh pe patti lagayee..white ki aur hamara matching bigad gaya….ham saabse alag deekh rahe the,……..  swineflu ke chakkar me kisi se batchit nahi….gift ka kavar dulhe ko pakdaya…..mithayee baju se lee…aur darte darte venue se bahar nikale…….
do ghante    tak matching ki aur do minute pe sab nipat gaya….kisi ko fursat nahi  hamara matching dekhane ki…..ham bahar nikale shrimati ji ko puchchha .kanha jayege…chalo kanhi ghum aaayege..aaj sajne me bahut mehnat ki hai…..sab ko deekha kar aate hai..hamari matching…..
shrimatiji ne ankhe badi ki…ghar chalo…….kanhi nahi jana hai…..swineflu hai..ghar jakar roti aur sabji banati hu,,khayege……..main bhi khush hua……ghar jakar khayege sun kar…..chalo ….paisa bacha……………


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naradji pankha dale ganaptiji ko


OM gam ganpatey nam:Kal rat me bhojan ke bad kuchh kam se nikala tha……bike pe tha….ek squre pe bahut bheed deekhi. muze dar laga kya hua hoga. darte darte aagey badha..,trafik jam…….pahuncha wanah ..to dekha .log ganpatiji ke darshan karne ke liye line me lagethe. bahut bada manadap. charo aur lighting..dar gayap hogaya. chalo ganpati bapa hai. hash…jan me jan aayee,  log line se ek aur se anadar ja rahe the, aur ganpati ko dekha bahar nikal rahe the…..main apana kam bhul gaya. lambi line dekh anadar jane ki himmat nahi huee, ganpati bapa ko bahar se hi SMS kiya, unaka cell not reachable araha tha, abhi seasson hai unki busy hoge. ya fir band karke rakha hoga, main bhi apani hajari ka SMS bhej diya.aur bahar nikalate hue log ke pas jakar khada ho gaya, socha eenki bate sunata hun,,bapa ne eenko kya diya, muze sab dete hai,
ek family nikali bahar .6-8- sal ke 2 bache the aur husbund wife .
bachha> mummy ganpati bapa hath me talwar lekar keese mar rahe the kisaka putala tha,
mummy, ne bache ki pappa  ki aur dekha. (papa idhar udhar dekh rahe the, pata nahi kya dhundh rahe the,) aur kaha ,ye puchh raha hai kisaka putal tha jise ganapti mar rahe the ,
pappa> beta wo antkawadi the dekha nahi unke hath me banduk thi , muh pe kapada bandha hua tha, ganpati bapa ,unako mar rahe the,
bachcha> ganpati bapa , ko to anakwadi door se goli mar dega.
papa pareshan kya samzaye use..fir edhar udhar dekhane lage pahle jo dhundh rahe the use dhudhane lage,
mummy ne bache ko kaha chalo chalo aagey doosare penadal me chalate hai.kya haai dekahte hai, aur bachche ko khilona dilaya , bacha khilone se khelne laga aur anatkawadi ko bhul gaya,
muze garmi hone lagi..main thoda aagey gaya..pendal ke pichhe dekha to ganpatiji aur naradji khade the , naradji ganpati ji ko motey puthey ke pankhe se hawa dal rahe the, main fat se uanke pas gaya aur pranam kiya,
naradji mushkurate hue ganpatiji ko hawa dal rahe the, ganpatiji ka MUSHAk. ganpatiji ke charano me baith kar modak ka anand le rahatha,naradji ne muze dekha aur bole ganpatiji ke darshan karne nikala,
me> prabhuji aapke darshan roj hi kar leta hun subah subah, aur din bhar aapko yad karat hun,parntu prabhuji ko itani garmi ho rahi hai. mandap se bahar aakar hawa khane.
naradji> prabhuji apne bhakto ke liye kuchh bhi karte hai. lekin bhakt bhi aate hai. prabhuji ko to dekhate nahi hai. roshni dekhte hai, antakwadi ko prabhuji ke pas khada kar diya hai, use dekhte hai……..aap log bhi kya kya karte rahte ho,
me> bache khush ho jate hai, kuchh din masti kar lete hai,
naradji> muze gyan de raha hai, yanha log apana ullu sidha karne ganpati ji bithate hai. logo se chanada vasulte hai, kanhi pyar se kanhi jabrjasti.bhagwan ke nam se nahi to gunda gardi se darate ho bhole logo ko,
muzse bate karne me pankha dalna band hogaya tha….prabhuji ..naradji ko toka ….chhodo na eesko ye to faltu time pass kar raha hia, aap to hawa daliye garmi ho rahi hai. kitani roshani ki hai. aur kahte hai bijali ki shotage hai. manav ,….samay .bijali .aur kya kya barbad karata hai. aur muze dosh deta hai. ki main kuchh nahi kar raha hu,  eenke liye garmi me baitha hun..mera vahan bhi bechara,,,mushuk ki aur dekh bole..pareshan hai,
me. prabhuji mere liye kya hukum hai…..
prabhuji. > tu manata hai kisi ki bat jo meri manega, aur kitane ko manvayega…..eetana paisa logo ki sewa. gandki saf karne me , paryavaran bachane me lagaya hota , to swine flu jaisi bimari nahi aati. tan aur man swasth rahta, aur bechare naradji ko muze pankhese hawa bhi nahi dalni padti….ab ghar ja kam kar….aur logo ko bata ye sab band kar eesse main khush nahi ho raha hun…ye shakti pradarshan band karo….apne fayade ke liye janata ko pareshan mat karo….puja karni hai to ghar pe karo
prabhuji fir naradji ki aur dekh puchha wo anatkawadi ka putala wanhi hai na…kanhi bhag to nahi gaya…nahi to logo ka muz par se wishwas uth jayega …chalo mandap me jakar baithte hai….
main jo kam se nikala tha bhul gaya……ghar pahuncha to hamri thanedar kamar pe hath rakh intezar kar rahithi…ab kya safayee du..unhe..aur thanedar ko kuchh bhi bataye ge to manate knaha hai….maine kaha ganpti ke chakkar me dukan band thi …….kal lekar aauga…
shrimatiji. > koi mil gaya hoga….aur dukan band ho gayee bolte ho..main aajse thoda aapko varsho se janti hun….aap ke bharoshe koi kam nahi hota ..he ganpati bapa kuchh to eenko sadbudhi do ….eenki vajah se gaon meri nak katati hai….
mainapni nak bacha kar..bedroom me ghusa aur odh kar so gaya……..

narayan narayan………

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I LOVE YOU ALL

waqt kaise kam karavata hai. kal comment nahi the main udas hogaya ,aap logo ne comment bhej diye ki kanhi deewar pe sar patke. muze kahani yad aagayee. bachpan ki. chhote se gaon me gadariya roj gay (cow) bakri ko caharne lejata tha, roj ki routine , bore hojata tha, janwar charte the aur wo ped ke niche so jata tha, kabhi nind aaye kabhi na aaye, ek din aise ,bore horaha tha,use nind nahi aarahi thi,        usake man me kya aaya …..jor se gaon ki bhaga aur chillane laga………sher aaya ….sher aaya………..usaki awaz sun gaon ke log daud te bahgte aaye…lekinwanha kuchh bhi nahi tha,……
gadriye se puchha….kya hua….
gadariya bola….us jhadi me se deekha tha..pata nahi kanha gaya.
gaon wale use samza ke chale gaye..aur kaha khayal rakhna ….kabhi aise deekhe to awaz dena
ham sab aajayegae
gadirya ko maza aaya..gaon ke log bhagate aaye……
ab jab bhi bore hota ………..sher aaya sher aaya ki awaz lagata …….aur gaon ke log aajte
aur kuchh nahi milta…..bahut bar aiasa hua…..usaki chikh pe log bhi kam aane lage usake liye ye khel ban gaya…………….
ek din sach me sher aaya …wo dar gaya..usake muh se awaz na nikale…bhagata chikhata ..chillane laga…sher aaya ..sher aaya…..sher aaya…..sher aaya……kuchh der koi nahi aaya ..aur baht der bad ek do log aaye tab tak sher ek do bakri gyay ka shikar kar chala gaya tha…..
gadriya rote hue baitha tha……..kuchh nahi kar shaka ..koi usaki madad ko bhi nahi aaya…………

aap log bhi mere deewar par sar fodane ka intezar mat karana…comment karte rahana ..ab kabhi  udas nahi houga….aap logo ne ek hi awaz me itane sare comment dediya …I LOVE YOU ALL (pahle bhi karata tha) ab double ho gaya…….ab nahi kahuga sher aaya…..aur jab kahuga ..sach hi kahuga……..aur aap log jab bulayega ..dauda auaga…………….



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must read

aaj subah, office aaya, kam kiya thoda baahut,lekin man to ialand me ataka rahata hai, fata fat kam niptaayaa, aur iland me kuda,….aaj ek bhi comment nahi….udas hogaya…daily 1-2-5-10 comment aate the….aaj ek bhi nahi…
manushya kaise bandh jata hai..main bhi iland pe banadh gaya..tha. dosto kuchh bhi comment kiya karo,,,,,
koi comment aajay…..ye sochane laga…sochate sochate…..man ko kya suza ..kanha se   kanha pahunch gay,,,,
kal chitralekha gujrati magzine me .china ke vishay me padha..chinese wants every thing big…har chij badi…production bhi jyada se jyada…sari duniya ka supplier……aur bhi bahut kuchh tha lekh me , muze ek bat touch kar gayee wo share kar raha hu,
1978 ke pahle china me population badhao abhiyan tha, unhone eetana population badhaya ki duniya ka NO.1 desh ban gaya population me ,unhe population ki samsya satane lagi. fir unhone ek family ek bacha. ka abhiyan kiya…democracy nahi hai, china me. jo niyam hai use follow karo…waran saja bhugato..
jis pariwar me ek se adhik bache hai unhe sarkari facility nahi milti tax jyada lagta hai,…..aur kisiko dusara bacha chahiye to sarkar ki permission lo…permission milane jo waqat lagata hai, usake bad bacha plan karo…ye sab jhajhant . bharat desh me koi niyam nahi..ek karo char karo bache paida. parntu ham log bhi aaj kal advance ho gaye hai kisi se pichhe na rah jay.
 doosari jarurate wanted or unwanted jarurate puri karne me population ka bahana bana kar bachhe kam paida karte hai. .mata pita dono earning animal ho gaye hai, bache ke liye waqt nahi hai,
china ko aaj kal older’s country kahte hai, bade bujarg ke pas koi nahi hai time pass karne garden jakar baithte hai, dosto ke sang time pass karte hai. aur pariwar me ek hi bacha hone ki wajah se .aur mata pita ke pas samay ki kami karan us bache ki har jarurat  sahi galat puri karte hai, china me bache swachhand  ho gaye hai, china me abortion rate badh gaya hai, youngsters , diso pub,drugs ke chakkar me aagaye hai,
main bhi comment na milane chakkar me pad sochane laga. nuclear family ke chakkar me bharat me bhi pariwar chhota hota chala hai.ma subah bachhe ko utahti hai. hath me doodh ka glass pakdati hai, office jane ki tayyari me lag jati hai, tiffin banana.  fir bache ko schoole bhejana. pati ko office bhejana, khud ko office jana. ees daud dhup me kisi ek aur ya sabhi ki aur pura dhyan nahi de pate, na office, ghar,napariwar,
mata pita to thik hai. bache ko khelne chahiye kiske sath khele. ghar me bhai bahan ho to usake sang khele. mata pita ki absence me bade bhai bahan chhote ki jawab dari samah lete hai, unhe bachapan se  sikahne milata tha,  jivan kya hai, aaj ke yug me ek bacha ,usake liye samay nahi, paisa hai, bache ko jo paise se kharida jata hai usaki har mang puri karte hai, bache ki adat bigad jati hai. use na sunane ki adat nahi hoti.aur bada hokar bhi koi na kahega. usase sahan nahi hoga ,aur bagawat kar dega,jyda nahi kamse kam do bache aur mata pita ke sang raho. dadi ki kahniya gyan vardhak hoti hai……..
  jaise muze aaj ek bhi comment na mili main udas ho gaya.  knyoki comment ki adat ho gayee hai muze. achcha likhu ya bura, comment chahiye, bache kaise apani bat manvane apana hi sar diwal se takarate hai, aur mata pita ke samay abahav me , kanhi sar me chot lag gayee ,aur doctor ke pas jane ka samay nahi hai, ye soch kar usaki galat mang bhi puri karte hai , main bhi dewal pe sar takarau….kya bina sar fode aap log comment karege……..
waiting …….for …comment….


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MANY COOKS SPOILS THE FOOD ,AND KITCHEN


Kal sham joro ki barish ho rahi thi. mausam mast suhana ho gaya tha, halka halaka shard .vyapar bhi kam tha, roj ki bajay kal jaldi office se ghar gaya.              jate jate raste me sochate hue ja raha tha..     aaj ghar jakar garam pakode ,sath me kahatti miththi chatani,aur chay…aur pakode bhi aalu,pyaj.paneer. jisake jiaske bante hai…sabke mix banayaaege….aur mausam ka maja lege……           socahte sochate ghar kab aagaya pata nahi chala…..     ghara pahuncha…..shrimatiji…mast T.V. ka anand le rahe the.           muze dekha …fir ghadi ko dekha………aur puchha..(thanedar ki style Me) aaj jaldi knyo..?.me> mera ghar hai kabhi bhi asakata hun…
shrimatiji. >ye ghar hai dharamshala ya hotel nahi….marji aaye to aaye marji to chale….ye koi political party nahi hai…kuchh bhi karo, han aaj kal political party bhi party se nikal deti hai,
main pareshan , kya hogaya shrimatiji ko,….maine ghar ke andar to ghush gaya, ghara me…..t.v. dekha to samachar dekh rahe the …breaking news…..bjp me jaswant sing ab arun shouri….
me. > sas bahu dekho na aapki serial ….kanhA aap bhi news channel dekh rahi ho..eesame kuchh dekhane jaisa nahi hota ,kan aur ankhe kharab hoti hai,
shrimatiji>aap kya samazte ho aapko hi politics samazata hai..hame nahi

aaj shrimatiji ke tevar badle hue the, aur muze pakode khane the, office kam kuchh kiya nahi tha, jaise bade political leader election me har jate hai. fir bhi tangadi upar rakhte hi, maine bhi political leadaer ki estyle me kaha…………
chhod ye sab aaj jaldi ghar aaya hun…..mausam mast ho gaya hai….garama garam mix pakode..badhiya khatti mithi chatni…garam chay..banaye ge chalo aur sab sath me  khayege….sab ghar par hi hai..samachar chalte rahege …mauasam nahi rukega…
shrimatiji> girgeet ki tarah rang badalte ho..aap., political leader ki tarah party badalte ho, har gaye to kitab likhana, jeet gaye to minister banajana.mausam badala ki aap bhi badale office se jaldi ghar. aur farmaish chalu pakode banao…..ye political party nahi hai….jisaki marji me jo aaye kare kuchh bhi statement dede. kabhi bhi jo maname aaye kare.    shisht chahiye ghar hai. time pe office jao.time pe ghar aao.                  
 hamari bhi life hai…ham koi aapke kamwale hai.  .janata janardan  samaz rakha hai hame jaise neta log samzte hai…election ke waqat wade kuchh. kam kuchh. bole kuchh kare kuchh,
me> maine t.v ka main switch band kiya knyoki remote unke hath me tha. aur bola hogaya aapka bhashan pura..chalo sath mil ke pakode banate hai..aur sath mil kar khate hai.mushkurate hue pyar se unake pas jakar kaha…unke kandhe pe hath rakh kar..bola ..chaliye  homeminister mahashaya…mausam ka maja lete,
shrimatiji  ne dekha bache bhi baithe hai. aur eenme to akkal nahi hai..pata nahi kya karege…..jab bhi padhate hai.ya dekhate hai..news channel.aur political news,,,political jaisi eenki akkal ho gayee hai.,,,,,kabhi bhi kuchh bhi karte hai. eenhe ghar se nikal nahi sakti .political party to party se nikal deti hai.
unhone mera hath apne kandhese hataya……aur khade hue …kitchen me gaye……
main bhi fresh hokar kitchen me gaya….mera beta aur  beti to mere pahle hi mummy ka pallu pakade kitchen me pahunch gaye the,…………wo bate kar rahe the kya banayege…bacho ki ma ki pyar bhari bate chalu thi…..maine kaha .jaldi kijiye na ..bhukh bhi lagi hai.
shrimatiji> kaunsa election ladne jana hai..aapko….aur jito ge to kaunsi party hai tumhari…aur jitane ya harne  ke bad aisi jald baji ki to party se hakal dege,
me> O devi..news channel band  karo….kitchen queen serial chalu karo…lao muze main aapko madad karat hun…aap tel garam karne rakho….beti aur dekh kaha tu aata bhiga..main pakode ke liye sabji katata hun….aur bete ko bola….tu eemali bhiga…
shrimatiji aise hi khade the.maine fridge se sabji nikali……..aur beta beti dono…….aata aur chatni ki tayyari karne lage….
 shrimatiji ne kuchh apl dekha aur fir oonchi awaz me bole ..sab bahar nikalo…….tumhara kam hai…..office .me ,……….bete ki aur dekh bole tu apna tabal baja…tere pita ke chakkra me aaj sabji katava rahe hai, kal kitab likhana sikhayege. ulta sidha likhega..ek bhi kam sahi nahi karega..apana tabala baja.practice kar….tere papa me to akkal nahi hai….eenki koi value bhi nahi hai, bahar .eesi liye ghar jaldi aate hai.aur ham par hukum chalate hai…

main unhe ankhe fade dekhata raha…..aaj eenhe hua kya hai….kanhi…news channel dekh kar….humpty dumpty ka khel to nahi khel rahi mere sang…
maine jaise hi kuchh kahne ke liye muh khola…….meri aur dekha aur boli kuchh bhi mat boliye bahar jayeeye….aapko pakode chahiye na mil jayege, aap ko pata hai….jisaka jo kam hai use wahi karne do…many cook spoil the food as well as kitchen plateform..pura kitchen bhi ganda kar dete hai…samaz me nahi aata kya .  aapka kam hai..office samahlo…

main chup chap bete ke sang gardan niche kar kitchen party chhod bahar nikal gaya aur pakode aur chay ka intezar karne laga ..
aap log ulte sidhe kam mat kijiye nahi to party se nikal diye jaoge…
narayan…..narayan…..muze naradji yad aagaye..naradji se puchhata hun….ab kya karu..
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narayan narayan…….naradji se hi puchhuga, main pakode banau.kitab likhu, guitar bajau,ki kya karu… shrimatiji ko khush rakhana padega,


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MARKAT LADAYEE DIN>

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aaj kal DAY ka jamana hai……mothers day, fathers day……..aur ye jitane bhi day aate hai usi din ham unhe yad karte hai..baki din bhul jate hai…….usi tarh 21st, sept. shanti deewas manaya jaraha hai….
ham 21st sept ko shanti deewas manayege, baki din shanti bhul jayege,
knyo na ham ek din MARKAT .LADAYEE,din manaye us din din bhar mar kat kare..ladayee kare…baki 364 din usake  bina usake jiye…………….shanti se…………kaisa laga idea….



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eetihash aur naradji….


dosto. masti bahut ho gayee. thodi gyan charcha karle,…naradji se vartalap …aaj subah…subah…..ek mitra mila..kahne laga…muze rani jhansi.maharana pratap..EETIHASH(history) ke serial dekhana achchha lagata hai. padhana bahut bore hota tha..mE aisa……very good, muze bhi bore hota tha schoole me.padhana.pata nahi kisane ye subject banaya,
dost> pata nahi log kaise padhtae hai, eetihash. eetihash me M.A. karte hai.
me> sahi hai yar tu, main bhi eetihash ke answer paper me starat ing me aur answer ke end me jo thoda bahut yad hota tha likhta tha, baki bichame film ki story likhata tha, aur passing mark mil jata the. pass ho jate the, aur aaj tak eetihash muze kuchh bhi kam nahi aaya….aur muze yad bhi nahi hai…..eetihash..maine socha..eesake sath khada rahuga to mera bhi eetihash ban jayega…..aur main dost se vida le chala.
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main bhi sochane laga, ye kya bala hai. jo eetane salo bad bhi hamara pichha nahi chhodati hai,.unaka jo hona tha wo ho gaya,….sochate sochate chala jaraha tha,………….mera dhyan kanhi aur tha…….main kisi se takraya,,…….mera dhyan tuta…
maine dekha ….samane naradji mushkurate hue khade the….
Naradji> kanha hai tu…?
me> prabhu ji pranam ……….main aapke samne hi to hu,
naradji.> muzase takarate waqt kanha tha,
me> prabhuji ..yanhin to tha,
naradji> yanahi tha to main tuze dikha nahi…ankhe barabar hai na? sab dikhata hai na..
me> maine apni ankho ko hatho se saf kiya…sab thik to hai..prabhuji.
naradji> sab thik hai…tu yanaha tha.parntu dekh eetihsah rahatha…main vartman me khadaa hun..tuze nahi deekha. jo eetihash ya bhavishya dekhata hai. use vartman nahi deekhata,vartman me rah kar eetihash dekh,
me> jee prabhuji.   ….parntu prabhuji ..ye eetihash kya hai aur  eetihashkar kya karte hai…jara vistar se batayeeye
naradji> tere pas waqt hai..
me> ghadi dekhi maine aur kaha jee prabhuji…abhi office jane ko samay hai,
naradji> vats,naradji mushkuraye..aur bole ghadi me waqt nahi hota.waqt deemag me hota hai.tum log ghadi ghadi,… ghdai me atak jaate ho aur kahte ho waqt nahi hai…..hna..tu puchh raha tha……… EETI……HASH………….jisaka hash hogaya….jo..khatam ho gaya.jo nahi hai….jo pahle kabhi tha….
schoole me padha aur muzase puchh raha hai………    …hna..aur……eetihashkar kya karte hai…….kaise samzau tuze……hna…..hna…….dekh accident me kisi ki maut hojati hai..usaka kya karte hai postmartam….ye eetihash kar bhi postmartam karte hai. gade murde ukhad te hai..
me> prabhuji eesse kya milta hai.
naradji>gade murde ukhadne se..kya milta hai. haddiya…wohi   usaka parikshan karate hai…uasae kuchh sikahte hai…
me> hamne kya sikha eetihash se….
naradji…muze ghurane lage mushkurate hue……tune kya sikha wo tuze pata ya muze..
me> aap to sab jante ho…….hamne galat sikha ya sahi…eetihashkar ke parikshan report se….batayee ye na.
naradji> sahi sikha rahata to muzase takrata nahi….muze door se hi dekh leta. galat hi sikha..eetihash dekhle kitane .insan mar gaye ,ladayee me kat gaye….kya mila..ladayee me katne wala bhi mar gaya.katane wala bhi mar gaya,  teerange me jo ashok chakra. hai raja ashok ko akkal aayee thi ladayee ke bad , tumane kya sikha. aaj taak ladaate aarahe ho. kabhi ek desh dusare desh se, ek jat dusari jati se, ek dharam dusare dharam se………eetani ladayee ke bad varsh ke 365 din me 21 sep. ko shnati din manate ho. 364 din mar kat…yehi sikha na, gade murde ukhadne me kya mila…….
me> prabhuji aap ekdam sahi ho.
naradji> eesake pahle kab galaat tha?
me> jee prabhuji…..aap har waqt sahi hote ho……aap boliye ne education minister se .schoole me se eetihash ..ka bhi hash kar de…bache to khush hoge…..ek ghanta jyada masti karege,
naradji> meri sunata kaun hai…aur sunate hai to manata kaun hai…america ki economy…hathiyar pe chalti hai…bharat desh ke budget ka aadhe se jyada hissa.. defence me jata hai…garibo ko khane nahi hai, lekin use bachana ke liye hathiyar lene padege…(bhukha marane)…naradji ki ankho me pahli bar maine PIDA dekhi…………kuchh pal naradji yunhi khade rahe…….fir bole …21 sept. ko disaram day mana rahe hai ..21 sept. ki rah knyu dekh rahe hai…..aaj se abhi se …..shanti dewas manao……………….
khud ki suraksha jaruri hai…parntu…….lalach ke liye swarth ke liye ..ladayee buri hai.buri thi aur buri hi hogi…..aur ye ladayee EETIHASH padhne ki vajah se hoti hai…usake dada ke dada ke nana ..ne aiasa kiya tha, main use nahi chhoduga…….eetihash mat dekh ..vartman me rah…..aaj to usaka dada ..nahi hai…..
naradji bol rahe the…main ghadi dekhane laga……
muze ghadi dekhata ..dekh ……..kya ghadi band ho gayee….kya dekha raha hai……office ki yad aarahi hai…..ja kam kar..shanati ke liye……..
narayan…..narayan……

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dosto keshav singhalji..ki post padhi….disaram day…aur muze khyal aaya….aur naradji mil gaye…..


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