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A Biker

    A biker stopped by the local Harley shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.

    While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, “Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?”

    The biker said, “Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. I would walk you home but I can’t carry this lot.”

    The old lady suggested , “Why don’t you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm, and carry the goose in your other hand?”

    “Why, thank you very much,” he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.

    On the way he said, “Let’s take my short cut and go down this alley. We’ll be there in no time.”

    The little old lady looked him over cautiously. Then said, “I am a lonely old lady without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won’t hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?”

    The biker said, “Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chicken’s, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?”

    The lady replied, “Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket and I’ll hold the chickens.”

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Whom to blame

Whom to blame

 

Boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage.
They were a Loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes.
When the boy was Around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle Open.
 
 
He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the bottle and keep It in the cupboard. His wife, preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot The matter.
 
 
The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle fascinated by Its colour and drank it all.
It happened to be a poisonous medicine Meant for adults in small dosages. When the child collapsed the mother Hurried him to the hospital, where he died. The mother was stunned. She Was terrified how to face her husband.
 
 
When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child ,
He looked at his wife and uttered just five words.
 
 
 
QUESTIONS:
 
 

1. What were the five words?
2. What is the implication of this story?
 
 

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ANSWER :

 

The husband just said "I am with you Darling"
 

 

The husband's totally unexpected reaction is a proactive behaviour.
The Child is dead. He can never be brought back to life.
There is no point In finding fault with the mother. Besides, if only he had taken time to Keep the bottle away, this would not have happened.
 
 
No one is to be blamed. She had also lost her only child. What she Needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband. That is what he gave her.
 
 

If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective, there would Be much fewer problems in the world. "A journey of a thousand miles Begins with a single step." Take off all your envies, jealousies, Unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears. And you will find things are Actually not as difficult as you think.
 
 

MORAL OF THE STORY
 
 
Sometimes we spend time in asking who is responsible or whom to blame, Whether in a relationship, in a job or with the people we know. By this Way we miss out some warmth in human relationship.

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Managers

Hi friends,

 

I am working at IBM since an year .As usual everybody has a probation period of one year.

I too had. And nicely finished with the same .

Today my probation period got over . So I was about to receive a confirmation letter from my manager.

And I was really delighted to receive the same.

But my manager was onsite at Germany. So he couldn't give me a confirmation letter , instead he told another manager to handover the same to me .

 

So I had a chat with that another manager, and went to the meeting room where he was seating.

When I entered in the room I saw 3 girls. Ya, Guys they were good looking.

 Further on I got to know that , they were also about to receive the confirmation letter .

 

That manager started distributing those confirmation letters,

He announced the first name : “Prachi sharma ” , Girl next to me said ” I m ” .

Manager handed over the letter to her and stared her from top bottom. ;)

then next name “Amisha karve” . Manager handed over the letter to her and again stared her from top bottom. ;)

Then announced next name “Preeti Bedi ”

Manager again handed over the letter to her and again stared her from top bottom .;)

 

I was just wondering, what would he do with me? ;)

 

Then he announced my name "Manoj ".

At this time he didn't lift his face, didn't bothered to look at me. That was really funny. ;)

From that incident I got to know “How sick are these managers & why do girls get nice appraisals"

 

From this incident one can easily comment that ” It doesnt matter they way girls work , What matters is how they look , the way they dress & how they really treat their manager ”

 

Guys comment on this!!!!

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At Worse times thinking really matters

Many years ago in a small Indian village,
A farmer had the misfortune Of owing a large sum of money to a village moneylender.
The Moneylender, who was old and ugly, fancied the farmer's beautiful Daughter. So he proposed a bargain.
He said he would forgo the farmer's debt if he could marry his Daughter. Both the farmer and his daughter were horrified by the Proposal.

 

So the cunning money-lender suggested that they let Providence decide the matter.
He told them that he would put a black Pebble and a white pebble into an empty money bag. Then the girl would Have to pick one pebble from the bag.
1) If she picked the black pebble, she would become his wife and her father's debt would be forgiven.
2) If she picked the white pebble she need not marry him and her father's debt would still be forgiven.
3) But if she refused to pick a pebble, her father would be thrown into Jail.
They were standing on a pebble strewn path in the farmer's field. As They talked, the moneylender bent over to pick up two pebbles. As he Picked them up, the sharp-eyed girl noticed that he had picked up two Black pebbles and put  them into the bag.
He then asked the girl to pick A pebble from the bag.

 

Now, imagine that you were standing in the field. What would you have Done if you were the girl? If you had to advise her, what would you Have told her?

 

Careful analysis would produce three possibilities:
1. The girl should refuse to take a pebble.
2. The girl should show that there were two black pebbles in the bag And expose the money-lender as a cheat.
3. The girl should pick a black pebble and sacrifice herself in order To save her father from his debt and imprisonment.
Take a moment to ponder over the story. The above story is used with The hope that it will make us appreciate the difference between lateral And logical thinking.
The girl's dilemma cannot be solved with Traditional logical thinking. Think of the consequences if she chooses
The above logical answers.
What would you recommend to the Girl to do?
Well, here is what she did .
The girl put her hand into the moneybag and drew out a pebble. Without Looking at it, she fumbled and let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path Where it immediately became lost among all the other pebbles.
"Oh, how clumsy of me," she said. "But never mind, if you look into the Bag for the one that is left, you will be able to tell which pebble I Picked."
Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be assumed that she had Picked the white one. And since the money-lender dared not admit his Dishonesty, the girl changed what seemed an impossible situation into An extremely advantageous one.

 

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Most complex problems do have a solution. It is only that we don't Attempt to think.

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May I know time

Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?

Old Man: Certainly not.

Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose,if you tell me the
time?

Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time.

Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?

Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will
definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.

Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name
and address.

Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing
by and came into wish me. Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of
tea.
After my courteous approach you will try to come
again.This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?

Young Man: Possible

Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has
and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you &
you will admire my daughter.

Young Man: Smiles. ;)

Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again.
You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you.
After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her
for marriage.

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your
love and ask for my permission.

Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles

Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a
person like you who does not even own a watch.

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You Rock Me”

Rock rock rock

Swing baby swing, you’re playing with my can
And it feels right
Jump baby jump, i’m one step behind
And it’s alright
You got one mile to go, and your tank is still full
And you don’t stop (no, you don’t stop)

[Chorus]
You say, hold on tight, for the ride
Ya, you’re my destination
And you rock me, all night long
Yeah, you push me, all night long
Yeah you love me, all night long
You rock me all night long
Yeah yeah yeah

Come baby come, you got me blowing up
And it feels right
Slide baby slide, you’re not the girl
To put up a stop sign
A bullet to my head and they’re driving me insane
And they don’t stop

[Repeat chorus]

Live baby live, there for today
Fly baby fly, let’s get away
I don’t care what they think, what they say
And you know, yeah you know

That you rock me,
Yeah, you rock me, oh yeah
De de de de rock me, all night long
Yeah you push me, all night long
Yeah you love me all night long
You rock me all night long x 3

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“Break Me, Shake Me”

OW!
Ha haha ha ah… [x2]
Anything you want,
But never find the heart to leave me,
Cause i need you too much
So play your game but don’t desert me,
Maybe you heard i’m tough
To love but baby please believe me
Don’t be afraid to trust me,
I wouldn’t trade you for the world,
And if you feel you gotta test me,
Before you be my girl

You can shake me, you can break me,
But you can’t make me,
Cause that the only this i won’t,
Do for you

Sometimes i say too much
I am right now so please forgive me
But i can’t help but touch
The place i keep inside you in me
I threw away my crutch,
I’m man enough for you, can’t you see me?

Don’t be afraid to try me,
Come on and give a guy a whirl,
And if you feel you gotta test me,
Before you be my girl

You can shake me,
You can break me,
But you can’ t make me
Cause thats the only thing i won’t,
Do for you

Well i was making love inside my mind,
Somebody take me to the other side,
I wanna kiss so deep inside your world,
So don’t run away girl

[Guitar solo]

You can shake me,
You can break me,
But you can’ t make me,
Cause thats the only thing i won’t,
Do for you

You can shake me,
You can break me,
But you can’ t make me,
Cause thats the only thing i won’t,
Do for you

I’m gonna make you mine

I’d sail a thousand ships to finally kiss your lips

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“Roamer”

(roamer, roamer)
Hello, i’m coming at your town again
How’s about a night, how’s about a flight supernova
I know, i’ve been kinda hot and cold
But you never go away, no matter what i say,
In the mornings

[Chorus]
My need is running low
I’ve been moving everywhere
Spreading out my wings, trying everything
But that’s over, cos when i’m on my own
Waking up with someone new
And now i feel the same, i’m mixing up their name
It’s like a roamer

Goodbye, i’m going on the road again
But i’m bringing you along,
In each and every song that we cover
And i, i always wanna see your face
Cos looking in your eyes, is where i see my life
When i’m older

[Repeat chorus]

Like a roamer, like a roamer

Mississippi, tenessee
California, Mexico, like a roamer
Russia, san fransico bay, to the uk,
Round the world in 80 days
Like a roamer

When i go away, don’t wanna go away
Don’t wanna go away, don’t wanna go away
Don’t wanna go away, don’t wanna go away

[Repeat chorus x2]

Mississippi, tenessee
California, Mexico, like a roamer
Russia, san fransico bay, Berlin to the uk,
Round the world in 80 days
Like a roamer

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“Addicted”

Have I told you how good it feels to be me,
when I’m in you?
I can only stay clean
when you are around.
Don’t let me fall.
If I close my eyes forever,
would it ease the pain?
Could I breathe again?

[Chorus:]
Maybe I’m addicted,
I’m out of control,
but you’re the drug
that keeps me from dying.
Maybe I’m a liar,
but all I really know is
you’re the only reason I’m trying.

I am wasted away,
I made a million mistakes.
Am I too late?
There is a storm in my head;
it rains on my bed
when you are not here.
I’m not afraid of dying,
but I am afraid of losing you.

[Chorus:]
Maybe I’m addicted,
I’m out of control,
but you’re the drug
that keeps me from dying.
Maybe I’m a liar,
but all I really know is
you’re the only reason I’m trying.

When you’re lying next to me
love is going through to me.
Oh it’s beautiful.
Everything is clear to me
’till I hit reality
and I lose it all…
I lose it all…
I lose it all.
I lose it all…
Nah nah nah
nah nah nah….
Nah nah nah nah nah nah…..
nah nah nah nah nah nah….

You’re the only reason,
Yeah, you’re the only reason I’m trying,
Oh, I’m trying, I’m trying, I’m trying,
Don’t want to lose it all,
Don’t want to lose it all,
I’m trying, I’m trying..
I’m trying …
Yeah, you know I’m addicted,
You know I’m addicted,
Yeah, you know I’m addicted….

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“Wish You Were Here (With Me)”

Funny how the years,
They just pass us by
Seems like yesterday,
You were in my life
You always wanted to start a family
I was way too young,
I was runnin’ free

[Chorus]
If you could only see me now,
You’d realise
I’m not the boy who made you cry
You gave yourself,
I didn’t see it
You died in me,
I should have saved you
Wish you were here with me

I thought i knew it all,
How stupid could i be
I think of what i had,
And it makes me weep

[Repeat chorus]

Sometimes,
You hurt the ones who love you most
And sometimes,
You hold the ones who leave you lost
And sometimes
You learn, but it’s too late
It’s too late

You gave yourself,
I didn’t see it
You died in me,
I should have saved you
You gave yourself
Why did you give youself to me
You died in me,
Why was i too blind to see
Wish you were here with me

(funny how the years, they just pass us by)

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