SARDARS HAVE CHANGED!!!!

WELL GUYS SARDARJI  JOKES AGAIN.
     
1.a two seater plane had crashed in a graveyard in bhatinda,punjab.all the passengers aboard were suspected to be dead. and the search for the bodies has started. 46 bodies found and still the search is on.


2.a sardar is enjoying a safari ride in the jungles of gir loses his way and his jeep enters into the tigers land.a tiger spots him and starts at him with mouth wide open. our sardarji sees it coming and speeds away but as he is moving he sees a bifurcation of road ahead and at same time the tiger was nearin him in full fervour.our clever sardar suceeds in confusig the tiger and gets away.but how?some boyd asks himand the sardar saya”OYE KUCH NAHI YAAR. MANNE LEFT INDICATOR DAL DI AUR RIGHT TURN LE LIYA”

3.ISRO plans to send a  rocket with an important satellite into space. everything is ready and when it s about to take off it fails.then evryone is tensed as of wat to do now. then our own paaji kuljeet singh enters the scene and in a minute he fixes it and the launch is succesful.everyone is amazed at his intelligene and they assume that all sardars are not the same. when the pm of india meets himand congratultes him and asks how he did it . kulkjeet singh says ! O  JI YEH AISA HAI KE MEERE PAAS EK 20 SAAL PURANI SCOOTER THI. JAB WOH START NAHI HOTA TO MAIN USSE THODA LEFT SIDE PE JHUKA KAR KICK MAARTA TO SHURU HO JAATI THI. TO FIR WOH ROCKET KO BHI THODA LEFT PE JHUKAA DIYA AUR HOGAYA. 


 now we enter the scene where sardars from al over the world have come to discuss the most important topic as of why there are so many jokes being made on them. so they decide to stop it for once and for all by proving in front of world that they are not fools.so judges of all communities and castes are called to witness this show where a sardar will answer  diffcult questions and prove their knowledge. 
            
                          on the stage mr. diljeet singh is standing and the whole world is watching him. in the audience are the sardars from all over the world supprting diljeet. the 1st question is asked.”what is 8*8?” diljeet gets tensed and after long gap answers “16″. judges are not satisfied and all sardars in the crowd say together”EK AUR CHANCE DO” judges move onto next question “what is 4+4?”. diljeet is now even more tensed and answers with con fidence” 44″. judges start getting irritated but again the crowd of sardarjis ask”EK AUR CHANCE ,EK AUR CHANCE”  the judges tallk among themselves and ask the important and the last question  ” what is 2+2?”. diljeet is totally confused and in a hurry  he says “4″. the judges are happy and about to clap hands when all the sardars in the crowd say ” EK AUR CHANCE DE DO. LAST CHANCE DE DO”.
                                      
                                    SO FINALLY THE JUDGES ARE CONVINCED WHY THERE ARE SO MNAY SARDARJI JOKES
 




THATS ALL FOLKS