Newton ’s Method

Let, the lion catch you.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Implies you caught lion.

Einstein Method

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.

Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.

Now you can trap it easily.

Software Engineer Method

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.

If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Indian Police Method

Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion .

Rajnikanth Method

Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.

The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Jayalalitha Method:

Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it’s sleeping !

Karan Johar Method (director)

Send a lioness into the forest.

Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.

Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.

First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.

But 2nd lioness loves both lions.

Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.

You don’t understand right… ok….read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!

Yash Chopra method (director

Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

Govinda method

Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Menaka Gandhi method

Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

George bush method

Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

Ravi Shastri method

Ask the lion to bowl at u.

U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run

Lion tired and surrenders

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.

His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.

Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.

Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.

He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
Bobby’s mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.

Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.

Bobby’s mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.

Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.Then write a letter to krishna and tell him why you deserve a bike for
your birthday.

Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write krishna a letter.

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Letter 1

Dear krishna,

I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday.
I want a red one.

Your friend,
Bobby

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Bobby knew that this wasn’t true. He had not been a very good boy this year,

So he tore up the letter and started over.

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Letter 2

Dear krishna,

This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like A red bike for my birthday. Thank you.

Your friend,
Bobby

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Bobby knew that this wasn’t true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.

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Letter 3

Dear krishna,

I have been an OK boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.

Bobby

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Bobby knew he could not send this letter to krishna either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.

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Letter 4

krishna,

I know I haven’t been a good boy this year. I am very sorry.I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.

Please! Thank you,
Bobby

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Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.

Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he
wanted to go to temple.

Bobby’s mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.

Just be home in time for dinner, Bobby’s mother told him.

Bobby walked down the street to the temple on the corner.
Little Bobby went into the temple and up to the altar.
He looked around to see if anyone was there.
Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the radha.
He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the temple, down the street, into the house, and up to his room.
He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.


Bobby began to write his letter to krishna.
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Letter 5

krishna,

I’VE KIDNAPPED YOUR GIRLFRIEND. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE
BIKE!!!!!!….

Do you think this time Bobby will get a Red Bike… ????

                

         Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are,
              Who is earning almost as much as you do.


One, who has dreams and aspirations just as you have because she is as human as you are.

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your Sister haven’t, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements.

One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as much as you do for 20-25 years of her life.


One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family name.

One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen.

One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more, and yet never ever expected to complain; -to be a servant, a cook, a mother,
a wife, even if she doesn’t want to; and is learning just

                             like you are as

to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won’t like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than you.

One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities.

Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won’t, simply because you won’t like it, even though you say otherwise.

One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just like  yours, are to be met.


One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some  and trust her.


One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house ' your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most  importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it.


               But not many guys understand this……


                       Please appreciate “HER”


                       I hope you will do….