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How To Catch/Kill a LION



Newton ’s Method

Let, the lion catch you.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Implies you caught lion.

Einstein Method

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.

Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.

Now you can trap it easily.

Software Engineer Method

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.

If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Indian Police Method

Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion .

Rajnikanth Method

Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.

The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Jayalalitha Method:

Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it’s sleeping !

Karan Johar Method (director)

Send a lioness into the forest.

Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.

Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.

First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.

But 2nd lioness loves both lions.

Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.

You don’t understand right… ok….read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!

Yash Chopra method (director

Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

Govinda method

Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Menaka Gandhi method

Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

George bush method

Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

Ravi Shastri method

Ask the lion to bowl at u.

U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run

Lion tired and surrenders

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  1. shiv says

    very nice

    nivya write some thing

  2. KING RAJ says

    hi hw ru dear will u b my friend my nick name is KING RAJ

  3. samiksha arora says

    HaHa…nice one!!

  4. kiran sharma says

    its good and appreciable

  5. vishal parekh says

    nice great

  6. sur jai says

    brilliant and funny

  7. Nivia Dogra says

    niceeeeeeeeeeee

  8. Jitesh Kohli says

    So nicely said. Really very interesting.

  9. Samiran Sarkar says

    What a wonderful idea!What a nice reconcilement!

  10. Samiran Sarkar says

    wonderful!

  11. sushil pandey says

    its good and appreciable.

  12. himmatrao dhamane says

    Manisha Sharma” method:- Eakdam pakaooo blog likho aur lion ko padhane lagao, it will prefer to either leave the forest or die…

  13. anil punj says

    nice one Manisha

  14. bapi chaudhury says

    It is a wonderful post.

  15. Krish says

    interesting……. keep it up

  16. sadaf says

    very funny…………..i will go for S E method :)

  17. thebigliger says

    ha ha ha… very he… he.. nice… ha ha.. ha po.. st…ha ha ha…………

  18. rajeshkumar rai says

    ha haha…i think i have a funny day today….where ever i go i find something to laugh …..liked the ravi shartis one a lot….

  19. Saji Narayanan says

    Only a genius can imagine like this. Keep it up.

  20. littledreams says

    this is the best post i ever read… very nice

  21. mannatt says

    very interesting……. keep it up

  22. venkatvinod says

    ur script is good & writting way is also god,it seems that all should understand ur way,bye,pls send me some jovial epics in ur blogs,thank u,bye.

  23. amit kumar says

    Its nice, especially Einstein sir.

  24. PK Sharma says

    Manisha Good imagination.I congrats. Your efforts must be continued.
    with good wishes

  25. Srijith says

    Beautiful. Great effort. Besides the Lion I am also tired now.

  26. VIJAY SONI says

    i guess , when ur about to catch/ kill a lion , let , lion decide , what style he want to opt,, we are no body to decide ,, ha ha ,,,,, yeh ussi tarah se hai , jaisa hum sun san jungle meni gaye , samne ek sher aa gaya toh , aap kya karoge ,, ,,,,,, i says ,, hamein kuch nahi karna hai , jo karna hai woh ab lion karega ,, ha ha

  27. nil says

    gr8

  28. VirginatThirty says

    Now your comments are back I guess

  29. VirginatThirty says

    hi

  30. VirginatThirty says

    hello

  31. VirginatThirty says

    where all your comments disappeared?

  32. VirginatThirty says

    hilarious

  33. VirginatThirty says

    funny

  34. usha dhana says

    wow

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  36. Prachi says

    its really humourous! waiting for some more

  37. Rakhee says

    hi mona , lion ko pakane gia to khud hi pakar gia ……….. hai hai keya baat hai

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