The Best Way to Pick Up a Girl

You see her across the room. Ah, so attractive. But nobody to 
introduce her to you. “Ah, I’ll do a James Bond on her,” you 
think. Now what was Bond’s first words to Pussy Galore? “I 
must be dreaming.” No, that won’t work. How about singing 
“Underneath the Mango Tree” to her as Bond did to Honey Rider 
in “Dr. No”. Ah? No!

Well, what’s left? You’ll just have to go up and talk to her, 
if it’s a situation where you won’t see her again. But it’s 
always safe to assume that she has a boyfriend that can squeeze 
the stuffings out of a gold ball. That aside, take a chance 
and make polite conversation. What’s the worst that can happen. 
She says, “I’m sorry, I’m not available.” and you save the 
time and money of a date with her. Like George Burns says, 
“When a beautiful woman says “no” to me, it’s a relief.

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