The Geography of Woman & Man

The Geography of a Woman

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa in the 1800s, half discovered,  half wild,  with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America in the mid-1900s, well developed and open to trade, especially someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, she is like India in the early 1900s, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France in the late 1900s, a gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia in the early 2000s, lost the war, haunted by the past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia in the late 1900s, very wide and with borders unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70 woman are like Mongolia in the mid 1900s with a glorious and all-conquering past. But alas, no future.

After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan today : almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

The Geography of a Man

Between 15 and 70, a man is like Iraq in the late 1900s…ruled by a dick.