Been wondering about anonymity and social networking for a while now. Reading the blogs and comments of friends ( Rainbow Walker, Jissy Thomas et al ) has given me sufficient impetus to share a joke with my iLand friends :
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her.
She asks him why he’s staring, and he replies, ” I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you. “
She answers, ” My dear son, you can not offend me. When you are as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there is nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive. “
” Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
She responds, ” Well, let’s see what we can do about that. First, you have to be single and a Catholic. “
The cab driver is very excited and says. ” Yes, I am single and a Catholic too ! “
” OK, ” the nun says, ” Pull into the next alley. “
He does and the nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would have made a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the driver starts crying.
” My dear child, ” said the nun, ” Why are you crying ? “
” Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess. I’m married and I’m Jewish. “
The nun says, ” That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I am on my way to a Halloween party. “
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“Holy Cow!!!!!”
No wonder they say it’’s all in the mind. What would you call this..tat for tit?:-)
Now that’’s what is called cosmic revenge
heeheeheeh….damn doctor…u r humourous too….loved it buddy…;-))~~GIFT~~
Good one ..
Moral: Kevin Costner is actually a nun who is a transvestite trying to slip out of the eyes of that Australian guy who made the passion of Christ who is also a cabbie who thinks all nuns are conspirators in a huge transvestite scandal.
Rightly served!
tsk,tsk doc..:-)
Hilarious.
very good one
good one, dude!
nice joke
A very light humour to add life to the proceedings…eh??
Glad to know that I have given impetus to you in your endeavours.
About this post, there’’s a saying, ”Appearances are often deceptive.” HAHAHAHA
he ha ha ha :))))