Geeta saar ( OFFICE HUMOR )
This is what Bhagwan Shri Krishna wants to tell you .
Hey …….(Employee),
Incentive nahi mila, Bura Huva
salary cut rahi hai, Bura Huva
Extra shift hogi, woh bhi bure hogi.
Hey Arjuna,
Tum pitchla incentive na milne ka paschatap na karo,
Tum agle incentive ki chinta na karo,
Bus apni salary main santusta raho….
Tumhari pocket se kya gaya , jo rote ho?
Jo aaya tha sab uper ki income thee. 
Tum jab nahi the, tab bhi company chal rahi thee
Tum jab nahi hoge, tab bhi chalegee.
Hey Dhananjaya,
Tum ne aisa kaun sa response diya, jo tumhara tha.
Sab kuch, ‘cut-copy-paste’ ka khel tha.
Tum koi experience leker nahi aaye the..
Jo experience mila, yahi mila…
Jo support diya company ke liye…
Degree leker aaye the, experience leker chalo.
Jo system aaj tumhara hai…
Woh kal kisi aur ka tha….
Kal kisi aur ka or parson kisi aur ka hoga..
Tum ise apna samajh kar kyo magan ho rahe ho..
Hey Kaunteya,
Yahi tumhari tension kaa kaaran hai.
“Kyo wayarth chinta karte ho, kisse wayarth darte ho,
Kaun tumhe nikaal sakta hai……”
‘ Policy change’ company ka rule hai.
Jise tum policy change kahte ho, wahi to trick hai.
“Ek pal main tum Best performer or Hero no.1 ya Super
Star ban jaate ho,
Dusre pal main tum worst performer aur target nahin
achieve kar paatey ho.”
Appraisal, incentive etc. etc. mann se hata do,
Vichaar se mita do. . .
Phir company tumhari hai or tum company ke.
Tasmat Arjuna,
Na yeh increment wageyrah tumhare liye hai, na tum
iske kabhi the. Parantu job secure hai 
Phir tum
tension kyon lete ho……..? Tum apne aap ko company
ko arpit kar do. Yahi sabse bada golden rule hai. Jo
is golden rule ko jaanta hai, woh review,
incentive,recession,retiremet aadi se sada ke liye
muqt ho jaata hai…
Posted in Blogs.
By Aditi srivastava
– September 1, 2009
HEY GIIRIDHAR, aapki mahima aparampar hai, aapne to karmabhumi ke iss rankhetra main meri aankhe khol di.Hey yasodanandan ab ye gandiv sada COMPANY ke liye hi uthega.
He he he…had gud laugh…$
Bombastic humour, Aditi …….. a parody of our times.
quite a humerous one
……thnx for the share
wow!!!!! ati suunder……liked very much.
hey Aditi pahle tum kahan thi, kya pahale geeta saar ka atyaadhunik sansakaran nahi suna tha tumane…. chalo achcha hai ek baar aapake shree keyboard rupi mukh se netchaariyon ko geeta saar ka naya roop padhane ko mila…. saadhuvaad….. nice
hi dear,pahle……. suna hua tha…..
lekin aaj fir sun ke achha laga……..
aur bhi likhiye…
gr8 to read latest version of gita saar
ha ha sab arpit kardo..tumhara kya tha..nice……………………..
Hilarious “Geeta Saar” ….but relevant too
Nice ”Geeta Extract” for employees ….