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MY HUSBAND(IN A NUT SHELL)


MY HUSBAND -THE DULLARD(A TRUE LIFE STORY)


DUD,DULLARD,DULL AND DIM
IF IT WERENT FOR THE DIAMONDS IN MY MARRIAGE
MY LIFE WOULD BE GRIM
2 LEFT FEET AND TONGUE TIED TOO
HE S SO GODDAMN ANTISOCIAL
I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!
NO FRIENDS NO FOES NO LATE NIGHTS NO PASSION
HES AS WET AS A DISH RAG WHICH IS OH SO NO NOT IN FASHION
NO BOOZE NO CIG NO POT NO HASH
TO GET AWAY FROM HIM I TRY TO DASH-

SKIPS BAR NIGHTS AND MEDIA  LAUNCHES
SKIPS THE GYM AND GROWS THOSE PAUNCHES
DOES MARRIAGE NO LONGER MAKE MEN TICK?
MAKES THEM UNINTERESTING,BORrrrrrrrrING AND INSIPIDLY SICK?

WHY CANT HE BE HAPPENING HIP AND HOT?
WHY CANT HE BE EVERYTHING THAT HE IS NAUGHT???
WHY CANT HE BE JUST LIKE ME ???!!!???
I WOULD HAVE BEEN BLISSFULLY HAPPY IF I HAD MARRIED ANOTHER MEeee!!


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  1. Anil khare says

    There are many ..more people like that……What could be done?…..
    Nice observation and narration ……thanks for sharing

  2. rajesh singh says

    then whats ur future plan

  3. mp arjaria says

    beautiful.

  4. shanmugam venkat says

    try to make him understand u. follow the give n take policy. life will be monotonous if u marry another u. life is interest the other is diamaterically opposite. take care dear.

  5. Cubes 3B says

    Well, thats life, you always dont get what you look for. Unfortunately you are the only one like you, can have someone smiliar to what you are, but not a xerox copy. But look at the brighter side of it, you have so much of opportunity to try to mould him somewhat to what you want. Though it is tough, but takes lot of energy and patience. Cheers ~ Cubes3B.

  6. Richard says

    mmmm interesting view. Glad you did not marry another you!!!! Have a brilliant week

  7. Krishna Prasad says

    Superb observation….nice one indeed…pls.keep writing