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Thank you!

To all the wonderful people who left their imprints on my soul and my guest book and my mailbox…this is a note to say thank you…for your concern, your warm affection and your encouraging words.

Iris, i thank you from the bottom of my heart for dedicating a post (or two!) for me.

Kanchan Da…that was a lovely cartoon! Fortunately (or unfortunately) i still exist on this earth!

And to let you know that i reciprocate the warm feelings and affection extended by all, i take AJ’s suggestion to write that Yes! i will be back!…sooner than later, once i am done with what i have set out to do.

I do realise that there are plenty of folks who post once a month.  Sadly that is not my style.  Neither can i keep away from reading and encouraging and or appreciating others work.  Hence the decision to stay away for a while.

So, till we meet……

…have fun, exlpore new things that can be done that bring you joy.

….smile..it always makes people wonder what you have been upto!

…and be as sweet and caring as you all are!

God Bless and Good Luck.

Dolz

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The Swan Song!

The Swan Song!


 


After a hiatus of over 2 years I came back into the world of blogging. 


 


One month down the line, I am forced to quit the blogdom - again! 


 


The reasons are many, but I shall not bother you with those!


 


I just wanted to write and say thank you to the wonderful people who are part of this beautiful ilanders group, who made my day with their comments and visits to my iland.


 


 


Many of you are wonderful writers, and I hope to see a book or a novel in your name that I can pick off the shelf at some bookstore some day!


 


The wonderful collection of poems on the iland,is in itself,testimony to the talented writers.  Kudos to each and everyone of you!


 


 


To each and every one of you, I say, Thank you and God be with you in all your future endeavours.


 


 


Good bye and God Bless.


 

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The green mound of grass.

(This is the fourth posting in the series relating to my childhood.)

When your brain hasn't yet reached the adult stage it tends to have a fancy of its own. It assumes gigantic proportions where there is none! In most cases thereafter, learning becomes a trial and error method. Age 5 is almost always the most suitable for this method!

My summer holidays in the village taught me a lot. My 3 elder cousins were my professors for the summer courses.

Cycling was something I desperately wanted to learn. Madan and Babu would sail past me making me envy them. It took them places, gave them freedom to roam, gave them speed…….everything i wanted to do to be able to keep up with them. 

Janani couldnt have cared less for all these things.She was too la-di-dah for all this! But she excelled in other fields like how to curl your hair, how to fuss, how to pass on the blame to someone younger, et all.

Babu was the tallest and the eldest. And he grew up with Paati (grandmother). He was a thoroughbred villager. He knew exactly which tree to climb, which pond to go for a swim in, how to catch a tadpole, how to milk a cow, how to untie a baby calf and have it junp widly up and down, how to slide down a huge pile of hay stacked 10 feet tall. how to climb up the tyre of the huge Tractor and  be seated in the seat of power and glory, how to collect notice for the latest movies, which Talkies screened Tamil movies etc etc. And he was an expert in cycling!

Oh! To have the wind running through your hair and flitting over your face!

OK.

He had a BIG cycle. I looked like a regular midget next to it. He was kind enough to give me a ride. (Madan was the one waiting to take me for a solid ride!)

Babu brought a smaller cycle on hire. 10 paise for every hour was the hiring charges. On thinking back it was the ugliest, rickety-est, wobbly contraption in the name of a cycle, but then it was my golden chariot! The one that would take me away from the demons! I hugged it and got poked by the handle bar!

Now, the street where we lived was dotted with street lamps. The regular old timers ..concrete mound which held the elaborate designed wrought iron post in place. Since the house was situated right in the middle of the line of houses, we had a lamppost outside the house. The street ran its way down the slope and took a sudden turn to the left. It was a rough ‘kaccha’ street with gravel jutting out in places that hadn't been covered in the sand. Just beyond the turning was a mound of green.

Babu plonked me on the crooked seat that made me feel I was sitting sideways. The handle bar was fine. Only thing was it didn't have a brake. One was expected to stop the run by using their feet to halt! Too many things to be kept in mind for a learner!! Anyways, there I was, perched on the cycle, holding on to the bar while leaning precariously on Babu trying to push-pedal a tyre that had little to no air! Babu, the sweetheart that he was, kept telling me not to worry, to look ahead, face up, head up, body staright, pedal and keep going. He was right beside me.

Soon he was right behind me, holding on to the seat from behind. The rigorous going up and down had him panting and me asking for more! He decided that he had had enough. In the meantime I too had progressed!

The time for the test had come. He made me climb on to the cycle on my own. Now in order to do this I had to first place the cycle against the street lamp. Then I had to climb onto the concrete mound and then mount the cycle as one would a horse!! Babu was kind enough to hold me. All too soon hold came to push and push to shove!! I was airborne!! Flying through the wobbly street on a cycle that seemed to wobble all the more! I kept talking to Babu assuming him to be right behind me, but he wasn't! Fear gripped me. I was cycling on my own! I started yelling. Fear made me pedal furiously instead of slowing down. I was now on the slope down and gaining greater momentum and speed! How do I stop myself??? No idea! Only thing I could do then was scream! I headed straight for the green grass and fell with my bike! Bruised and hurt but triumphant!!!

Its another story altogether that I had to trudge back with the cycle pushing it all the way cos I had no street lamppost to mount my bike back on at that end of the road!

But I soon graduated to riding the bigger bike monkey style! One foot through the triangle and standing even as you pedal! Loved it!

And Babu was proud of me!

Thinking about those days still makes me smile! :)

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Hope you are all safe and sound

To all those in Bangalore,

I hope all of you are back home safe, or safe in your work place  or with friends and that the riots have not affected you in anyway.

Take care.

Dolz

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truthful employee

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My (tor)mentor

Another recollection of my childhood  days……….for those of you who had the patience to go through the previous blog…”An Ode to my Young Master”!

When you are 4 years old and you have only one cousin brother (4 years your senior) living in the same city as you (Bombay) whatever he says, is the law!

Those were the days when summer holidays meant packing up your 'trunks' and bedding and heading for the village. It was an annual feature. Perima and Madan, Amma and me. Train tickets would be booked in advance. The glee on my mother's face would match that on my father's! Her's for her trip back home his for being left home alone back home!!! Me?? I was the officially appointed family 'grinner'!

Traveling by train was 'fun-time'. The steam engine would hoot and whistle its way through the tunnels. Soot would fly across the skies and the engine would bellow out huge clouds of smoke! But what was happening inside was more fun!

The First Class compartments those days was a compact 4 berth kind. There was usually a separate washbasin and an attached toilet within the confines of the compartment. The bunks were big and broad, or may be for that young age they seemed to be big and broad. (In comparison the bunks provided now-a-days seem narrow, and one has to sit up and lie down again to turn over!!)

Madan was not only senior to me, he was by my standards then, taller, and agile like a monkey and awfully smart!

He would have already made up his mind that he wanted to face the engine so as to be able to face forward while traveling. He knew that if he sat straight away at the window of his choice, he would be forced to give the seat away catering to me and my tantrums.

He was the smart cookie. He would 'pretend' to opt for the other window. Then he would shower praises on the seat, the sight, the scenery, and the breeze blowing on the face, the works! (He did exceptionally well in his later life in marketing!!…He had a head start very early in life!). The more he sang the praises of the other seat, the more restless I'd get. No amount of reasoning or persuasion from my perima and amma would make me believe that the window seat I had was the best!

If Madan was occupying what he considered to be the best seat, then I HAD to have it come what may!!! Thus he would trick me of my prime seat and continue to have fun at my expense through the rest of the journey! Naive, nincompoop that i was i always fell prey to his pranks!!

Another thing he loved to do was make me ape him. I turned out to be the best 'ape'-er! He could easily climb onto the upper berth. If he was up, could I be far behind???

Amma would huff and puff to put me on the top berth.(Those days I was called cute and cuddly and chubby!! Now it is plain obese!) No sooner was I up on my side of the berth, Madan would jump down! And there I was stranded on the top berth looking at the world pass by through the topsy turvy window!This see-saw of up and down would continue till Amma got tired and fed up and I got a good spanking!!

Madan always had the last laugh!

By the time we arrived in the then good old Madras, I'd look like I had put in a weeks service in the coal mines of Newcastle! It normally took about 4 kind souls and a tank of water to bring back the golliwog to a little girl!!

A further overnight journey took us to our village in the Thanjavur District. Boy! What a homecoming it used to be! Thatha (Grandfather) used to be there at the station at an unearthly hour of 04:00 hrs to receive us. So too were B & J(my cousins..children of my eldest Perima).

Once the quartet got into place hell used to break loose in the house!

Gosh! Just thinking about those days make my eyes wet!

In nostalgia world.

(
Its such a pity these days that cousins do not get to spend time with each other during holidays and the like.  At the most a wedding in the family turns out to be the only get-together.  Sad, but true! )

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Ode to my Young Master!

Recollection of the past is like the sudden release of water from the sluice gates. Memories flood the very senses and you drown in them.

Madan was my Guru. Whatever I have learnt very early in life, it is courtesy, him.

If I didn't want to take a step more than what I had already walked, I learnt to sit down in the middle of the road and refuse to budge.

If I wanted my favourite 'ganna ras' I learnt how to stop and turn to look at my parents with pleading eyes.

If I didn't want to eat a morsel more I learnt how to imitate a barf!

He even taught me how to make more of less. The orange squash episode is a perfect example. (I have often wondered why it used to be called 'Squash'). Let me explain further…………….

Orange Juice concentrated orange juice that you had to add water to and a bit of sugar to wipe out the sourness-tanginess. Well, a typical hot day would qualify for a glass of juice. 'Ollange juice' was my favourite then! (Today I don't touch it with a barge pole!) Perima would make two glasses of the juice filled with water from the matka .(a fridge came into the scene much, much later in my life). It has always been a habit of mine ever since childhood that whatever edible was given would be bitten and chewed upon immediately. So too anything liquid .it would be gulped down even as I got breathless trying to drink it in one go!

Smarto that he was he would pretend to drink his .while I was already through! Then, the master taunt that he was, he would sip his glass ever so slowly, that I would gun for his throat! Throwing tantrums did not fetch me another glass. Scowling too, was of little help. I had to learn it the hard way.

The next occasion saw me slightly smarter than before. If he could pretend…so could I! But now he had another ACE up his sleeve! At 4 there is only so much of acumen that one can possess. I guess I lost out on my share some where down the line!

He was all sweetness and gave me a brilliant idea. How to double up what I have in my glass without having to ask for more. (Oliver Twist???) He lead me to the nearest wash basin. Placed the stop-cork in it. Half filled the basin with water. Then came the interesting part. "Pour your juice into it and see how much more you will have to drink!"

Gluttonous me over took the innocent me. A full glass of real good Ollange juice got into the wash basin. "Why don't you add the 'sing-daana' (peanuts)too?? They will taste so good na!"

Stupid me nodding my head dropped the little 'munfali' that I had in my chubby hands.

The nett result was a wash basin half filled with a pale orange coloured liquid with some peanuts resting at the bottom below while the skins floated all round the basin.

'M' then performed the witch-doctor dance. He rolled on the floor clutching his stomach, tears rolling down his cheeks even as he desperately tried to contain himself from laughing himself to death.

The fact that he tried to have me out of his life was evident when he told me that I would be able to see better if I put my head through the window bars of the traveling fast train.

Yep! You guessed it! Got my head stuck between the two bars the BIGHEAD that I was!!!! The train was pulling into the destination of our choice and here I was wailing my lungs out unable to retrieve my head.

M was even kind enough to give suggestions:

"Why can't you cut her ears off?? Big ears! That's why she is stuck!"

OR

"Why don't we just leave her behind? Somebody else can adopt her if they manage to get her head out of the bar!"

Fear turned to Murderous intentions and I really think my only desire of clawing his face out must have helped me get my head out and keep me alive!!

Some how still alive and clicking - Dolz

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Not bad!

Not bad at all! the dreamspace pic got approved in less than 3 hours!

And for those of you who cant see the wording cos it isnt clear…the lil chick says…….
‘Jerry! Answer me please!”

way to go!!

:)

Thanks moderator!

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Who are you chatting with????

I  came across this………many of you may have too! This is for those who haven’t!
I do not claim to have written this!

Our hero chatting with some Heroine on chat.

Both are s/w engrs by the way and both work for real big MNC’s

Hero: Hey…GM (Good Morning)… How’s u doing today?

Heroine: VGM…Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat

Hero: wow…am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat

Heroine: Yep…me too feel the same…Brb (be right back)’ll get some Coffee.

Hero: OK

(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)

Manager: Hey, I need some help from you

Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me

Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, given value of n. Would you give this by this evening?

Hero: I would do that, but I think it’s quite hard, is it ok with you, if I give it by tomorrow evening.

Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]

(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Heroine to arrive.

All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window…)

Heroine: Hey, am back

Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, he’s kinda….. keeps asking stupid things, tries to give me stupid work

Heroine: Yeah, it’s the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!

Hero: Yep, u rite!!

Heroine: Hey, can u do me a favour

Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.

Heroine: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime number, given N.

Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it’s real urgent for me to work this out

Hero: hey, that’s a one-hour’s work. Sure check ur mail in an hour from now. ok?

Heroine: THAT WAS THE SAME THING I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR DESK. YOU KNOW WHO IAM NOW!! YOUR 1 HOUR STARTS NOW!!

(So watch yout …you dont know who you may be chatting with!   )

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To the moderators approving pics on iland

Sir, 

I do blv that the time taken for the moderator to approve any given pic posted by the ilanders takes more than 9 hours or so…..if this were to continue, ppl would stop posting pics!

I for one have already made up my mind that i do  not intend to post any more pics as part of my blogs hereafter.  For one the write up loses its charm and secondly, no body really has the patience to keep coming back to a page to see if the pic is up!

You should realise that certain pictures say it all and there is no need for any words to be written along with it! 

It is not as if we dont have the accumen or etiquette to know what pics can be posted and what cannot!

I do wish you would take a look at the time frame taken and do something about it. 

Thank you!

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