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Who are you chatting with????

I  came across this………many of you may have too! This is for those who haven’t!
I do not claim to have written this!

Our hero chatting with some Heroine on chat.

Both are s/w engrs by the way and both work for real big MNC’s

Hero: Hey…GM (Good Morning)… How’s u doing today?

Heroine: VGM…Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat

Hero: wow…am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat

Heroine: Yep…me too feel the same…Brb (be right back)’ll get some Coffee.

Hero: OK

(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)

Manager: Hey, I need some help from you

Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me

Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, given value of n. Would you give this by this evening?

Hero: I would do that, but I think it’s quite hard, is it ok with you, if I give it by tomorrow evening.

Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]

(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Heroine to arrive.

All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window…)

Heroine: Hey, am back

Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, he’s kinda….. keeps asking stupid things, tries to give me stupid work

Heroine: Yeah, it’s the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!

Hero: Yep, u rite!!

Heroine: Hey, can u do me a favour

Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.

Heroine: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime number, given N.

Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it’s real urgent for me to work this out

Hero: hey, that’s a one-hour’s work. Sure check ur mail in an hour from now. ok?

Heroine: THAT WAS THE SAME THING I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR DESK. YOU KNOW WHO IAM NOW!! YOUR 1 HOUR STARTS NOW!!

(So watch yout …you dont know who you may be chatting with!   )

Posted in Humour.



18 Responses

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  1. sunkesala ghanesh says

    DD- what a situation- our hero must be seeng stars at the end of the conversation

  2. Giftson SJ says

    Dolz dear…

    Hope u r not my boss….in disguise???!!

    Oh God…”SOS”

  3. dilip krishnan says

    loads of fun :-)

  4. siddharth arora says

    cool yaar.very nice,thank God i have a male project manager. :)

  5. Madhavan PK says

    Ha ha. Liked it.

  6. The Princess says

    :))))))))))))………………soooooooooooooooooo correct—the moral of this story!! :)))))

  7. Me Rediscovered says

    He he caught with pants down….

  8. prodigal son says

    I was expecting it by the title itself. I had read similar kind of a true story came in news last year, where in the chat hero met his dream girl chat heroine happened to be his own mother. The news came with their pic on TV, the father came to know about it.. and it was a whole embarrassing situation for everyone…

  9. B Chatterjee says

    That was cool! Real funny… :)

  10. V T says

    This is sooo true and soo phunny

  11. Star Trekker says

    hahaha…LOL!!!!

  12. Namrata Harichandan says

    this is really funny. M going to forward this to my bro…who is a real chat buff….all the times chatting, chatting and chatting. One more thing…today I tried to post a new blog but the usual font options and smilicons were not there. I checked with others recent blog entries and they were similar- all dry , without decoration and all. But your is not like that. Why? I mean am I doing something wrong? Though I”ve posted my new entry as dead as a log but I wish I get those options back. Please suggest

  13. Indigo Iris says

    my boss doesn”t chat either….thank god for small mercies ….tee hee…

  14. alpana says

    guessed it as soon as the manager came around!

  15. Turbo Jet says

    Abs hilarious

  16. lalitha krishnan says

    Thank God…Kedar…My BS ….doesn”t have the time nor the inclination to net chat….;-))))))))))He “chats” with me live….and my ears r full already!!!

  17. meena sundar says

    nice one….

  18. vuppala gopinath says

    nice one. i did not read it before.