OFFICE v/s PRISON

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make
things a little bit clearer.

IN PRISON .you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 feet cell.
IN OFFICE you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 feet cubicle.

IN PRISON you get three meals a day.
IN OFFICE ..you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON .you get time off for good behavior.
IN OFFICE

IN PRISON all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
IN OFFICE you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON .you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
IN OFFICE ..you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON you must deal with sadistic wardens.
IN OFFICE ..they are called managers