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1. Jhonny Walkar and Jhonny Whiskey were heavily drunk between the raiway lines in the night. Then Jhonny Walker said: �What a long ladder! There�s no end!�

�No, now we have come on the roof,� said Jhonny Whiskey, after seeing the headlight of an approaching train. �See, the night�s over and the sun is rising there!�

2. Sunil Dutt to his son Sanjay: Where had you been late last night?�

Sanjay: � I has taken some of my boy friends for a joy ride in our new Maruti.�

Sunil: �Well! But tell them not to leave broken bangles in the car in future.�

3. I.S.johar�s son asked his father: �Father, what is anatomy?�

�Something which we all have,� replied Johar � but which best on girls!

3. Once I.S Johar was asked to define Ball-Room dance

�It is vertical expression of horizontal desire!�

4. Notice in a hotel bedroom:

If u desire anything during the night pray ring for the chambermaid.

5. �How did the princes came to know that she was pregnant?�

�From the press�

6. In a shop window:

�For sale, mahogamy wardrobe with seven large drawers, five shelves and ample hanging space for man�

7. An invitation to a dance party ended with the words — Dress optional

8. Sridevi, the South Indian actress came panting and told her mother that since Avinash, her boy friend, had just passed his medical exams, they wanted to get married.

�Don�t you think it would be a good idea for him to practice for a year or two first? � asked the mother. �But mother,� replied the frank girl �We have been practicing for quite sometime already!�

9. Once Albert Einstein, in a lighter vein declared: �Women are  expert mathematicians.  They always divide their age by two, multiply their husbands income by five and add a few years to the age of their friends.�

10. Kishore Kumar, the famous singer actor and music director was sitting by the side of his dying wife, Ruma. When she became sure of approaching death she said: �Please dear do marry again after my death. But promise not to give my clothes to her to wear�.

�I promise,� replied the husband, �Madhu is taller than you and thin as well. Your clothes will not fit her.�

Hi all
Here are some simple words and their new funny meanings. Read and enjoy

ACCIDENT  A condition of affairs in which presence of mind is good,

but absence of body better.

ADVICE  A commodity peddled by your lawyer and given away by your

mother-in-law, but impossible to dispose of yourself.

GOOD ADVICE  Something old men give young men when they can no

longer give them a bad example.

ALCOHOL  A liquid good for preserving almost everything except

secrets.

ALIMONY  An expensive soothing syrup, prescribed by the judge for a

divorcee’s bleeding heart.  (Old spelling, allay money).

ANGEL  A heavenly ineligible, with wings and a harp; or, an earthly

eligible, with money and a heart.

ATHLETE  A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift

the ashes.

BABY  From Grk. babai, wonderful.  Parents are yet to be heard from

who don’t think theirs is a “wonder.”  A nocturnal animal to which

everyone in a sleeping-car is eager to give a wide berth.

BACHELOR  From Latin baculus, a stick, unattached.  Hence, an

unattached man, which any lady may stick, stick to, or get stuck on.

BARGAIN  A disease common to women, caught in the Sunday papers and

developed in department Stores on Mondays.  Symptoms, loud talk,

pushing and shoving, a combination prize-fight and football

scrimmage.  (Old spelling ‘Bark-gain).

BEACH  A strip of sand, skirted by water; covered with lady-killers

in summer, life-savers in winter, and used as a haven–or heaven–

for Smacks the year around.

BIGAMY  A form of insanity in which a man insists on paying three

board bills instead of two.

BRAIN  The top-floor apartment in the Human Block, known as the

Cranium, and kept by the Sarah Sisters–Sarah Brum and Sarah Belum,

assisted by Medulla Oblongata.  All three are nervous, but are

always confined to their cells.  The Brain is done in gray and

white, and furnished with light and heat, hot or cold water, (if

desired), with regular connections to the outside world by way of

the Spinal Circuit.  Usually occupied by the Intellect Bros.,–

Thoughts and Ideas–as an Intelligence Office, but sometimes sub-

let to Jag, Hang-Over & Co.

CEMETERY  The one place where princes and paupers, porters and

presidents are finally on the dead level.

DIAMOND  A bright gem the sparkle of which sometimes renders a

woman stone-blind to the defects of the man proffering it.

DIARY  An honest autobiography.  A good keepsake, but a bad give-

away.

DIMPLE  A ripple in the gentle whirlpool of a pretty woman’s smile.

DIPLOMAT  An international liar, with an elastic conscience and a

rubber neck.

DISCOUNT  Something often sold in place of goods.

DOCTOR  One who lays you up.

DREAM  What a man may call a woman, though a Pill may have

suggested it.  Sweethearts are dreams because they seldom come

true; wives, because they’re often a night-mare, and both because

they go by contraries.

DROP-STITCH  A kind of feminine hosiery designed to prevent the men

from paying too much attention to the open-work, “peek-a-boo”

shirt-waist.

FACE  A fertile, open expanse, lying midway between collar button

and scalp, and  full of cheek, chin and chatter.  The crop of the

male face is hair, harvested daily by a lather, or allowed to run

to mutton-chops, spinach or full lace curtains.  The female face

product is powder, whence the ex-pression, “Shoot off your face.”

Each is supplied with lamps, snufflers and bread boxes.

FAINT  A woman’s bluff.

HUG  A roundabout way of expressing affection.

HUMOR  An outbreak, either of skin or brains frequently branded as

Rash.

HUSBAND  The next thing to a wife.  From Eng. hussy, woman, and

bond, tie.  Tied to a woman.

INFANT  A disturber of the peace.

INTUITION  A fictitious quality in females–really Suspicion.

JOKE  A form of humor enjoyed by some and misunderstood by most

JUDGE  One who sits on a bench in a court, frames sentences and

finishes crooks for a living, and swears continually.

KISS  Nothing divided by two; meaning persecution for the infant,

ecstasy for the youth, fidelity for the middle-aged and homage for

the old. An indescribable something that is of no value to any one,

but is much prized by the right two.

LAUGH  A peculiar contortion of the human countenance, voluntary or

involuntary, super-induced by a concatenation of external

circumstances, seen or heard, of a ridiculous, ludicrous, jocose,

mirthful, funny, facetious or fanciful nature and accompanied by a

cackle, chuckle, chortle, cachinnation, giggle, gurgle, guffaw or

roar.

LAWYER  One who defends your estate against an enemy, in order to

appropriate it to himself.

LOVE  A man’s insane desire to become a woman’s meal-ticket.

LOVER  An ardent admirer who says, “Yes, dearest, I will shovel the

snow of the lake so that we can go skating!” and, after marriage

remarks, “What! Shovel the snow off the walk for you?  Well, I

should say not!  I’m no chore boy.”

MAIDEN LADY  A term applied to an old maid by those who wish to

avoid hurting her feelings.

MAN  Something that “Goes first on four feet, then two feet, then

three, but the more feet it goes on the weaker it be!”

MATRIMONY  A game for women, in which the unmarried half are trying

to find a husband and the married half trying not to be found out

by one.  Both halves are eminently successful.

NECK  A close connection between chin and chest, used for the

display of linen, silk, furs, jewelry and skin, fitted with gullet,

windpipe, hunger and thirst, and devoted to the rubber industry.

NOSE  A prominent member of the face family, usually a Greek or

Roman, who owns the shortest bridge in the world.  He is often

stuck up in company, but frequently blows himself when he has his

grippe.  Principal occupations, sniffling, snivelling, sneezing,

snorting and scenting, intruding in the neighbors’ affairs,

stuffing himself without permission and bleeding for others.

PALMISTRY  A plausible excuse for holding hands.

PARAGON  The model man a woman regrets she gave up for the one she

mistakenly married.

PARENTS  One of the hardships of a minor’s life.

PLATONIC LOVE  An arrangement in which a man and woman attempt a

correct imitation of a pair of icicles–and never succeed.

POLYGAMY  A thoughtless way of increasing the family expenses.

PRO and CON  Prefixes of opposite meaning.  For example, Progress

and Congress.

REPUTATION  A personal possession, frequently not discovered until lost.

RESOLUTION  A fragile bit of crockery fashioned on the first day of

January and usually broken on the second.

SUCCESS  A goal usually reached by those who employ their time in

cultivating a more definite aim in life rather than in searching

for a larger target.

WAITER  An Inn-experienced servant.

WEDDING  A trade in which the bride is generally given away, and

the groom is often sold.

WHISKY  Trouble put up in liquid form.

WOMAN  An aspiring creature whose political sphere is still

slightly flattened at the polls.

 These definations are taken from The Foolish Dictionary

by Gideon Wurdz

Here are some more Murphy’s laws, this time about buses. Read and enjoy Again these laws are from the net.

• If its raining, or cold or both the bus will be late
  
• If you’re running late the bus will be too
  
• If  you think you have lots of time before your bus you read the timetable wrong (or its out of date or both)
  
• If you’re early the bus is late If you’re late the bus was early
  
• The other people at the bus stop are waiting for the bus that has just pulled in
  
• If you have no change then the bus driver won’t have any either
  
• The customer can be thrown off the bus at any time any explanation necessary
  
• Two bus for the same place will always pull in together
  
• The sign at the front of the bus is merely for decoration it is not the destination of the bus
  
• Waiting for a bus seems to be longer than the journey.
  
• If two or more bus routes go to one stop; at least one of each of the others will arrive before the one you want.
  
• The bus you plan to take always leaves five minutes before you reach the bus stop. The bus you do take is always ten minutes late.
  
• The first bus from your route will always appear first in the opposite direction.
  
• If you seem to catch the last bus of the day, it left two minutes earlier.
  
• The more times you ask the driver to tell you when to get off the bus, the chance he won’t tell you is bigger.


• If you light a cigarette, the bus will come.


• If you will light the cigarette in order to hurry up the arrival of the bus, it will be late.


• Chat with a pretty girl, or light a cigarette, and the bus will arrive immediately.


• If you are early, the bus will be late.
  Corollary: If you are late, the bus will be on time


• if you are late to the bus-station, the bus will be on time.


• If you must take a bus there’s a strike.


• Irrespective time and route, the city buses are always crowded
  Corollary: Buses traveelling in exactly opposite direction go empty.


• The last person on the bus always wants the last stop
  
• When your behind time you always get every learner driver in front of you and every light is red
  
• No one has the correct change
  
• Every dork in the world wants to make stupid conversation and wont get of the bus


• When walking to a bus stop, if you’ll look back to see if the bus is coming, it won’t, if you won’t look back, the bus will pass you just as you’ll reach the bus stop.


• If you wait for a bus for a long time, and decide to leave the station, the bus will arrive just as you’re too far away to catch it


• No matter who you sit next too they will start a cell phone conversation about their Boyfriend or Mothers hospital operation
  

Hope enjoyed them Good day and have a nice week end and avoid travelling in city buses

• A pat on the back develops character, especially if administered often enough and low enough


• Give some people and inch and they think they�re rulers


• Money can be lost in more ways than won


• High heels were invented by a girl who had just been kissed on the forehead


• The trouble with opportunity is � it looks bigger going than coming


• To make ur dreams come true, u have to stay awake


• If ur outgo exceeds your income, then ur upkeep will be ur downfall


• Soft soap is the best thing for dirty looks


• There is nothing swifter on the take off than a bus you�ve just missed


• Getting up in the morning is simply a matter of mind over mattress


• The trouble with lipstick is � it doesn�t


• The four seasons are: pepper, salt, vinegar, and mustard


• To forget all your other troubles, try wearing a pair of shoes that are a size too small


• A waiter is a man who believes that  money grows on trays


• A flirt is a girl who believes in every man for herself


• Gargling with a good mouthwash is a very efficient way to find out if ur neck leaks


• Little boys who never tell the truth grow up to work for the weather bureau


• Some fellows will be glad to show u how to get rich, if you�ll only lend them a pencil


• The trouble with being punctual is that there is nobody to appreciate it.


• Nothing can ever be quite as empty as a postbox


• Etiquette is the noise u don�t make when you�re eating soup


• A hobby is something you go goofy over to keep from going nuts over things in general


• The dictionary is the only place where you�ll find success before work

Hi friends I got these from the net and really funny and many times we do fell they r corrct! read on and enjoy!!

Murphy’s teaching laws

• The clock in the instructor’s room will be wrong.
  
• Disaster will occur when visitors are in the room.
  
• A subject interesting to the teacher will bore students.
  
• The time a teacher takes in explaining is inversely proportional to the information retained by students.
  
• A meeting’s length will be directly proportional to the boredom the speaker produces.
  
• Students who are doing better are credited with working harder. If children start to do poorly, the teacher will be blamed.
  
• The problem child will be a school board member’s son.
  
• When the instructor is late, he will meet the principal in the hall.
  
• If the instructor is late and does not meet the principal, the instructor is late to the faculty meeting.
  
• New students come from schools that do not teach anything.
  
• Good students move away.
  
• When speaking to the school psychologist, the teacher will say: “weirdo” rather than “emotionally disturbed”.
  
• The school board will make a better pay offer before the teacher’s union negotiates.
  
• The instructor’s study hall be the largest in several years.
  
• The administration will view the study hall as the teacher’s preparation time.
  
• Clocks will run more quickly during free time.
  
• On a test day, at least 15% of the class will be absent
  
• If the instructor teaches art, the principal will be an ex-coach and will dislike art. If the instructor is a coach, the principal will be an ex-coach who took a winning team to the state.
  
• Murphy’s Law ill go into effect at the beginning of an evaluation.
  
• Weiner’s Law of Libraries
  There are no answers, only cross references.
  
• Laws of Class Scheduling
  
  
  
  
  1. If the course you wanted most has room for “n” students, you will be the “n+1″ to apply.
     
  2. Class schedules are designed so that every student will waste maximum time between classes.
     Corollary: When you are occasionally able to schedule two classes in a row, they will be held in classrooms at opposite ends of the campus.
     
  3. A prerequisite for a desired course will be offered only during the semester following the desired course.
  
  
• Laws of Applied Terror




1. When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important ones will be illegible.
   
2. The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want
   
3. Eighty percent of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed about the one book you didn’t read.
   
4. The night before the English history midterm, your Biology instructor will assign two hundred pages on planarian.
   Corollary: Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.
   
5. If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
   Corollary: If you are given a take home exam, you will forget where you live.
   Corollary: If the test is online, you will forget your password
   
   6. At the end of the semester you will recall having enrolled in a course at the beginning of the semester–and never attending.


• First Law of Final Exams
  Pocket calculator batteries that have lasted all semester will fail during the math final.
  Corollary: If you bring extra batteries, they will be defective.
  
• Second Law of Final Exams
  In your toughest final, the most distractingly attractive student in class will sit next to you for the first time.
  
• Seeger’s Law
  Anything in parentheses can be ignored.
  
• Natalie’ Law of Calculus
  You never catch on until after the test.
  
• Seit’s Law of Higher Education
  The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during you last semester.
  
• Rule of the Term Paper
  The book or periodical most vital to the completion of your term paper will be missing from the library.
  Corollary: If it is available, the most important page will be torn out.
  
• Duggan’s Law of Scholarly Research
  The most valuable quotation will be the one for which you cannot determine the source.
  Corollary: The source for an un-attributed quotation will appear in the most hostile review of you work.
  
• Rominger’s Rules for Students
  
  
  
  1. The more general the title of a course, the less you will learn from it.
     
  2. The more specific a title is, the less you will be able to apply it later.
  
  
• Hansen’s Library Axiom
  The closest library doesn’t have the material you need.
  
• London’s Law of Libraries
  No matter which book you need, it’s on the bottom shelf.
  
• Library Man’s Laws
  You won’t find the books you checked out for that big project until after either the project or the books were due.
  
• The library will close 5 minutes before you remember that you left your book bag inside.
  Corollary: It will be Saturday, and it won’t open until Monday.
  Corollary: Your half-finished term paper (due Monday morning) and all your research, will be inside.
  
• All librarians will be happy to help when you don’t need it, but will vanish when you have a question about the Dewey Decimal system.
  
• Dewey was drunk when he made the decimal system.
  

Rominger’s Rules for Teachers

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  1. When a student asks for a second time if you have read his book report, he did not read the book.
     
  2. If attendance is mandatory, a scheduled exam will produce increased absenteeism. If attendance is optional, an exam will produce persons you have never seen before.

Penza’s law about math’s lessons

• The porter will knock at the door at the most crucial point of the lesson.
   
  
• Lancione’s Law
  
  
• You can’t misspell numbers when you write them as digits.
  
  
• The back of the room is never far enough.
  
  
• Students will never fail to disappoint.
  
  
• The English language, e.g. It’s a problem when its be right
  
  
• Demerits from a teacher you hate are put on your permanent record.
  
• Merits from a teacher you hate are put on the permanent record of a student you hate even more.
  
  
• The examination paper is always easier when you are not taking it.
  
  
• Law of the Compounding of Murphy’s Law:
  All that has been accomplished by the insertion of the computer into the classroom is the combining of two areas covered under Murphy’s Law.
  
• Law of Universal Intelligence:
  The most ill-behaved student in all of a teacher’s classes is always one of the bright ones he can’t flunk.
  
• Law of Behavioral Management:
  Nothing gets their attention like placing your nails on the chalkboard.
  
• Law of Parental Dynamics:
  The worst chew-out from parents always comes from an incident their child lied about.
  
• Law of Inanimate Motion, also called the “Tendency to Sprout Legs”:
  Anything that is not firmly secured in place, regardless of size, will find its way out of the room.
  Addendum: And cause a problem across the hall.
  Corollary: The likelihood of an object’s disappearance varies directly with its capacity to cause a problem across the hall.
  
  
• In the eyes of your professor, you are ALWAYS wrong, so don’t bother trying.
  
  
• No matter how much you study for a test you will be asked a question that you don’t know.
  
  
• When you study for easy tests is when you fail miserably, but when you don’t study for the hard ones, it’s when you pass with 100%.
  
• When there’s a teacher that everyone says you want, you end up with the ones you don’t want. And when you do get the ones that you want, it’s when they end up changing their ways, and decide to make the class really hard.
  
• If you know you are correct, then you aren’t.
  
  
• To know much sleep less.
  
• You’re not young enough to know it all
  


• College Student Laws


• You just finished the paper that counts as your final five minutes before class only to discover the printer is out of ink
  
• No matter what the problem, alcohol will always solve it
  
• Pizza makes a complete meal… hot or cold
  
• Dinning dollars are always short in supply
  
• Your parents never fail to call you on your cell phone when you’re at a party
  
• Whenever you have beer in your room, your RA decides it’s the perfect time to make surprise inspections
  
• The professor never sticks to the syllabus
  
  
• One college student in a hot rod car has half a brain, two college student have no brain
  
  
• The harder you study, the farther behind you get
  
• Knowing mathematics and teaching mathematics are not equivalent
  
• What is “obvious” to everyone else won’t be to you
  
• Notes written in class are hieroglyphics at home
  
• Problems that you can work won’t be on the test
  
• Problems that you can’t work will be on the test
  
• Any simple idea will be denoted using 3 different symbols
  
• Community College credo: fix anything with duct tape, eat only ramen noodles, drink only caffeine.
  
• If you study hard for that important examination, the setters will decide to change the focus of the exam to one that is ‘thinking-based’ and ‘analytical’.
  Corollary: If you memorized information, it will be useless.
  
• If you don’t study for that important examination, the paper will be content-based.
  Corollary: If you don’t study, every question will appear to be something you remember reading on your textbooks from a month ago, hence will appear (deceptively of course) easy, although you will not recall the exact phrasing of an answer.
  
  
• If you give information without citing the source, the information given is wrong.
  
• If you cite a source for information, it actually came from somebody else.
  
• If you didn’t cite something, that was the one thing your professor wanted you to cite.
  

Hi friends. Me back again with my postings This time not with a biography of an artist or scientist or a painter. This is some thing different and not mine ofcourse. I got it from net and thought of sharing it with u all.

EVERY MOMENT IS PRECIOUS

To realize the value of ONE THOUSAND YEARS Ask a programmer who has programmed with 2 digits for the year’s value.

To realize the value of ONE HUNDRED YEARS Ask a Hong Kong resident who has witnessed the Handover.

To realize the value of SEVENTY YEARS Ask a dying Christian who has never shared the Gospel with others.

To realize the value of FORTY YEARS Ask an Israelite who has traveled in the wilderness.

To realize the value of SEVEN YEARS Ask a professor who did not get his sabbatical leave.

To realize the value of FOUR YEARS Ask a U.S. president who was not re-elected for the second term.

To realize the value of ONE YEAR Ask a student who has failed to promote to next grade.

To realize the value of ONE MONTH Ask a mother who has given birth to a pre-mature baby.

To realize the value of ONE WEEK Ask an editor of a weekly.

To realize the value of ONE DAY Ask a daily wage laborer.

To realize the value of ONE HOUR Ask a driver who is getting stuck in traffic.

To realize the value of ONE-HALF HOUR Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.

To realize the value of ONE MINUTE Ask a person who has missed the plane.

To realize the value of ONE SECOND Ask a person who has survived an accident.

To realize the value of ONE-TENTH SECOND Ask the person who has won a silver medal in Olympics.

To realize the value of ONE MILLI-SECOND Ask the (electric) power engineer who has brought darkness to a city.

To realize the value of ONE MICRO-SECOND Ask the person who has bought a Pentimum machine.

To realize the value of ONE NANO-SECOND Ask the digital circuit designer who has just promoted.

To realize the value of ONE PICO-SECOND Ask the analog circuit designer who has filed many patents.

To realize the value of ONE FEMTO-SECOND Ask the physicist who has won the Nobel prize.


Treasure every moment that you have!

Have a nice and happy day

Lecture auditorium is full with students, teachers professors. Evaryone is silent and fully attentive. No sound can be heard other than the voice of the speaker. Audience were noting down almost everyword uttered by the speaker. All except a teen age gal student who looked lost. The speaker is well reputed professor of physics and his lecture is about relativity theory which shook the foundations of classical physics. Lecture went on for quite a while with somany equations and solutions of equations, sigmas, rhos, thetas, etc etc. The teen gal after sometime got up and went out of the auditorium and sat on the sofa.
When the lecture was finished the speaker came out and found the gal looking sad and asked her why ?
gal said ” Professor I could not understand this theory of urs as i am weak in mathematics! Can u expalin me what is this theory in simple terms without mathematics?”
Professor smiled and asked ” Ok ! tell me do u have a boy friend?”
Starteled by this unexpected question she nodded he head.
“OK When u are with ur boy friend hours look like minutes and in his absence minutes look like hours. That is theory of relativity. Do u understand it now?”, he asked
The gal brightened up and said happily ” Oh is it so simple? then i experience this veeryday”
The professer smiled and patted the gal affectionately and left.
Did u guess who is this professor? Yeah I know u could
Yes friends he is none other than the great Dr. Albert Einstein

Hi friends I just got this one from my son. I found it funny and at the same time fact also. Please read on

Human brain is the most outstanding object in the nature. It functions 24 hours, 365 days. It functions right fron the time ur in in ur mothers womb and stops only when
















you enter the examination hall

VARIATION 1

x enters the room
x:hi ppl
x:hi sweety from where
sweety_4me: hi x
x: sweety ur asl pl
sweety_4me: hyd
x: what do u do?
sweety_4me: s/w engg
x: ru a male or female?
sweety_4me: male n u?
x: male here also BYE
x: any females in the room?

VARIATION 2.

x enters the room
x:hi ppl
x:hi sweety from where
sweety_4me: hi x
x: sweety ur asl pl
sweety_4me: hyd
x: what do u do?
sweety_4me: s/w engg
x: ru a male or female?
sweety_4me: female n u?
x: male here
sweety_4me: what do u do
x: i am in dubai
sweety_4me: good
x: do u have yahoo id?
sweety_4me: what do u do in dubai?
x: mech engg
sweety_4u: good
x: sweety give me ur yahoo id
sweety_4u: we can chat here
x: it is too noisy here! in yahoo we can have privacy
sweety_4u: give me urs i will add
x: x_4gals@yahoo.com
x: ru in yahoo now
sewwty_4me: no i will add u later
x: ok what else
sweety_4me: nothing much
x: ru married
sweety_4me: yes
x: ok i have to go now see u later BYE
sweety_4me: OK bye

Almost all the chat rooms have similar kind of conversations. It seems these chat rooms provide a platform for affairs. This is a much simplified version of one-to-one chat. U will encounter many kinds of characters in the chat rooms. They can be generally classified as:

1. Dignified kind of characters
2. Funny characters
3. Serious characters
4. Rowdy characters
5. Dumb characters

Lets analyze them one by one
1. Dignified characters: These ppl r generally do limited chating though they r present in the room. They take the charge of the room and try to be the godfather to all nice gals (??)
in the room. Many chatters try to keep in touch with this kind of ppl and maintain a good relationship with them.
2. Funny characters: Because of these ppl the room is always hectic with activity. As soon as they enter the room the start with jokes, songs or by making fun of others.
3. Serious characters: These r ppl who talk of their work asking solutions to their problems at work. Not much fun to talk to them. These try to talk to the gals and take their addresses maild id etc trying to impress them with their knowledge and ability.
4. Rowdy characters: These r the ppl who r basically perverts and come for chat just for the sake of fighting with someone to get relieved. Their language is always abusive and mainly directed to opposite sex. Generally when these ppl come to chat the whole room becomes silent. These ppl also change their ids frequently. Mostly there are the characters who get blocked by many chatters permanently.
5. Dumb characters: As name suggests they r really dumb. They ask silly questions and generally vanish in few days as they can not adjust to the room activity.

SOME WORDS ABOUT IDS

Generally everyone tries to have an id which is catchy. Many a times the ids contain the numbers and underscores etc. A regular chatter tries to maintain a single id so that he/she can be recognised by his/her friends easily. Sometimes males come with feamle ids to catch the attenction of many ppl in the room.